N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:33 PM |
Anything under the ____ line was original and unedited. HOWEVER, since the recent bannings or mod mess ups of some of the leaders, I must point out that their old names are used (ex, ColourTheory is still donkeyo4, LordVade is still lordnathan)
I have no hate towards any of these leaders, this is all purely fictional and not an attack on them.
Donkey's part focuses on him playing WoW, Aceslayer is a BA swordfighter, pspjohn was the leader of John's Cobras before he was hacked and was notorious for admin abusing, Soccerpr was also infamous for admin abusing, Atrix was a high ranking UCR leader, and Infinitive created the Urban Assault Forces. ___________________________________________________________________________
Forenote: FEAR, RAT, and UCR are clans and stuff. ------------------------------------------------------------------ An average day in the house of SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sonic: NOOB Shadow: NO U NOOB Sonic: UR THE NOOB NOOB Shadow: NOOB ILL EXILE YOU Sonic: YOU CANT EXILE ME NOOB Shadow: YA ILL HACK NOOB Sonic: OMG REPORTED Shadow: NOOB I DONT WANT TO GET BANNED Their mom: You're both grounded if you don't stop. Sonic: NOOB Shadow: NOOB ILL EXILE YOU Sonic: YOU CANT EXILE ME NOOB Shadow: YA ILL HACK NOOB Their mom: You're both grounded. Sonic: NOOB YOU CANT DO THAT I HAVE OBC
Shadow's friend knocks on the door.
Friend: HI NOOBS Shadow: SUP Sonic: LOL Shadow: OMG NOOB Friend: ROFL Shadow: NOOBS Sonic: NO U -------------------------------------------------- An average day in the house of Donkeyo4 -------------------------------------------------- Mom: Jake, it's time for dinner. Jake: WAIT I HAVE TO KILL THIS INTERNET DRAGON SO I CAN KILL BIGGER INTERNET DRAGONS Mom: Jake, now. Jake: NO WAIT LEMME FINISH THIS QUEST Mom: Jake, if I have to ask a THIRD time- Jake: LOL I OWNED THIS NOOB Mom: That's it, I'm coming up there. Jake: LOL NOOB YOU CANT COME IN HEER I PUT A SPELL ON THE DOOR Mom: Jake, the door opens fine. Jake: OMG U SCRIPT KIDDIE U HACKD Mom: If I have to drag you off that chair- Jake: LOL IMA KILL YOU WITH MY AXE Mom: Ja- Jake: OMG U SCRIPT KIDDIE I WAS IN A PVP WORLD NOW IM NOT WTF DID U DO Mom: JAKE! Jake: LOL NOW IM LEVEL 51 ------------------------------------------------- An average day in the house of Trick555 ------------------------------------------------- Trick looks down there.
Trick: MOM ITS STILL THERE Mom: What? Trick: MOM U SED THIS POTION WOULD REMOVE IT Mom: Oh, dang. Trick: MOM! Mom: That's the last time I use Craigs List. Trick: MOM I NEED ANOTHER DRINK Mom: Honey, it said only 2 sips. Trick: PLZ Mom: No!
Trick takes the bottle anyway and drains it all.
Trick evaporates. ------------------------------------------------- An average day in the house of Lordnathan ------------------------------------------------- Mom: Nathan, we're going to the mall, come on. Nathan: WAIT I HAV 2 FINISH SPAWNKILLING THIS GUY Mom: Now, Nathan. Nathan: WAIT I HAVE 2 BAN THIS NOOB 4 KILLING ME Mom: Nathan, come ON. Nathan: Ban/mom Nathan: WHY ISNT IT WORKING
Nathan's friend knocks on the door.
Mom: Nathan, get that. Nathan: U GET IT Mom: You can get up and open the door. Nathan: NO I CANT U KNOW MY PROBLEM WITH MOVING
Nathan's friend opens the door, throws his coat on the carpet and rummages through Nathan's fridge.
Nathan: GET OUT MY FRIDGE NOOB Friend: NOOB Mom: NATHAN WE'RE GOING NOW! Nathan: NOOB Nathan: ban/noob
Lordnathan dissapears. ----------------------------------------------------- An average day in the house of PizzaMan1000 ****** -----------------------------------------------------
Uh.... He goes outside and hugs a tree...?
l0l tr33 hugg3r
----------------------------------------------------- An average day in the house of theelitehacker ----------------------------------------------------- Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA Mom: No. Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA Mom: No! Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA AND A BURGER Mom: NO! Theelitehacker: MOM HELP ME SPAWNKILL THIS GUY Mom: Okay. Theelitehacker: MOM UR DOIN IT WRONG Mom: You're doing it wrong! Theelitehacker: MOM Mom: WHAT! Theelitehacker: JUST WANTED 2 SAY MOM ------------------------------------------------ An average day in the house of Pspjohn1 ------------------------------------------------ Psp: 0k4y l3t$ k1ll th1$ n0b. Psp's brother: y4 l3ts k1ll h1m. Psp: r34dy n0b? Psp's brother: y u c4ll m3 n0b Psp: bcuz u r n0b Psp's brother: n0 ur the n0b Psp: 0mg MOM Mom: SHUT UP Psp: n0b!!!!1!!!11!!!seven!1
On screen, Happyfang kills Pspjohn. He bans Happyfang's character.
Psp: l0l n0t s0 h4ppy n0w r u!!!1 Psp's brother: l0l u 0nt th4t n0b, n0b. Psp: 0mg n0b -------------------------------------------- An average day in the life of Aceslayer --------------------------------------------
Ace: Anyone want to swordfight? Person: Okay.
Ace pwns the person.
Ace: LOL OWNT NOOB Person 2: Lol try to beat me noob!
Ace pwns the prson.
Ace: LOL PWNT NOOB
Donkeyo4 informs Ace of a secret meeting to launch an attack on UAF.
D4: Alright guys, this needs to be a stealth mission. We are going to assassinate the UAF high ranks. TDFall: Alright, I suggest we have a trained team of snipers infiltrate each one of their houses and take them out. Ace: I suggest we bomb the crap out of their houses. Chicomonsta: I think we should have an elite squad of ground units take them all out at their base. Ace: I suggest we grab hammers and smack them to death. Kirbydlx: Hm... we could disguise ourselves as UAF soldiers and use silencer pistols to assassinate them. Ace: Hey do we have nukes? ----------------------------------------------- An average day in the house of Soccerpr89 ----------------------------------------------- At his NFC Headquarters....
Soccer: ban/happyfang Soccer: ban/Gone Soccer: ban/belial Soccer: ban/trick Soccer: god/me Soccer: walkspeed/me/100 Soccer: ban/nonadmins Soccer: NIGHTFALL CLAN ROOLZ ----------------------------------------------------- An average day in the life of Caleb10909 ****** ----------------------------------------------------- Caleb: NOOBS TRAIN HARDR Friend: What are you talking about, Caleb? Caleb: NOOB I SAID TRAIN! Friend: Caleb, I'm trying to watch TV Caleb: IS THAT TRAINING Friend: ...No? Caleb: ALRIGHT, YOUR DEMOTD Friend: Huh? Caleb: OPPOSING THE LEADER NOW UR EXILED Friend: WHAT? Caleb: LOL NOOB UR PUSHING IT Friend: Caleb I'm going to leave now. Caleb: U KANT LEEV I HAS THE EXIT SURROUNDD BY SNIPRS Friend: Oh really? Where are the snipers? Caleb: OMG THYE DESERTED ME IM EXILING ---------------------------------------------- An average day in the life of Infinitive ****** ----------------------------------------------
infitive is train his solders good
---------------------------------------------- An average day in the life of Atrixeagle1 ---------------------------------------------- Atrix: MOM WHERE R MY SERVANTS Mom: What? Atrix: MY SERVANS Mom: What are you talking abou? Atrix: MY SERVNTS FRUM UCR Mom: Whats a UCR? Atrix: LOL! U FAIL Mom: That's not very nice. Atrix: WATCH IT MISSY I'LL DEMOTE YOU Mom: ... Atrix: LOL OWNED Mom: ..... Atrix: LOL K NOW SRSLY CAN I BE VICE PRES NOW ---------------------------------------------------- An average day in the life of Jlcompton89 ---------------------------------------------------- Mom: Come on (Jordan...? I don't know. We will refer to him as Jordan) JL: K where we goin Mom; To the mall. JL: K let me grab my uniform. Mom: ... what? JL: My NB uniform. Everyone has 2 know I r NB. Mom: Whatever....
At the mall...
Mom: JORDAN! Get away from that poor cashier! JL: Wut? Mom: Stop hurting him!
Jordan releases his grip on the cashier's throat.
JL: But mom he called me a noob!! Cashier: I said "Your total is $3.45!!" JL: MOM HE DID IT AGAIN
In another part of the store...
Mom: JORDAN! Get out of the water fountain! JL: Wut Mom: OUT! JL: But mom I r relaxing Mom: OUT, NOW! JL: OMG MOM UR SUCH A TRAITOR
At the clothes store...
JL: OMFG! 50 robux for this shirt?!!? THESE PPL R NOOBS!
At the cafeteria...
JL: WUT!?!?! A NEW SODA GEAR? WTF Y WASNT I TOLD OF THIS
At the exit, JL proceeds to jump into the bushes and wait for someone to walk by. A poor unfortunate soul happens to walk buy his bush, and JL tackles him to the ground.
JL: LOL AMBUSHED NOOB
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Axoon
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Hashifox
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N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:37 PM |
| oh, and trick's part is sort of an inside joke |
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:39 PM |
| OLOL WHERE R KNEW S0D@ GEAR PL0X? |
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Jipll
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jas1640
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N0torious
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jas1640
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:42 PM |
Average wars now?
I only remember average days.
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:42 PM |
Good times. I remember these.. |
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Iodum
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Hashifox
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:44 PM |
| I like the last one the best. |
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:46 PM |
| the last one was the best wasn't it.I especially liked the parts about the cashier and the ambush with the bush |
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N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:48 PM |
| Im pretty much done with these, but I may make more Average Wars. |
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XNoBoomX
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:56 PM |
Who wa sthe original author?
Please wirte about me.
I'm Noboomer. |
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| 07 Jul 2011 01:00 PM |
| ololo. jl's part is so true. |
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N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 01:01 PM |
I am the author
Oh and Noboomer, I made a story called Betrayal a while back, I got srsly far with it. Like 13 chapters. You were one of UAF's high ranks and were with Infinitive most of the time in the story. You're in Chapter 9 I think.
This is the story, but don't bump it. I'll probably continue it some time.
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=40879374 |
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oisin98
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