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Re: New C&Gers beware, a piece of not so old history - AVERAGE DAYS

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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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Total Posts: 1539
07 Jul 2011 12:33 PM
Anything under the ____ line was original and unedited.
HOWEVER, since the recent bannings or mod mess ups of some of the leaders, I must point out that their old names are used (ex, ColourTheory is still donkeyo4, LordVade is still lordnathan)

I have no hate towards any of these leaders, this is all purely fictional and not an attack on them.

Donkey's part focuses on him playing WoW, Aceslayer is a BA swordfighter, pspjohn was the leader of John's Cobras before he was hacked and was notorious for admin abusing, Soccerpr was also infamous for admin abusing, Atrix was a high ranking UCR leader, and Infinitive created the Urban Assault Forces.
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Forenote: FEAR, RAT, and UCR are clans and stuff.
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An average day in the house of SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX
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Sonic: NOOB
Shadow: NO U NOOB
Sonic: UR THE NOOB NOOB
Shadow: NOOB ILL EXILE YOU
Sonic: YOU CANT EXILE ME NOOB
Shadow: YA ILL HACK NOOB
Sonic: OMG REPORTED
Shadow: NOOB I DONT WANT TO GET BANNED
Their mom: You're both grounded if you don't stop.
Sonic: NOOB
Shadow: NOOB ILL EXILE YOU
Sonic: YOU CANT EXILE ME NOOB
Shadow: YA ILL HACK NOOB
Their mom: You're both grounded.
Sonic: NOOB YOU CANT DO THAT I HAVE OBC

Shadow's friend knocks on the door.

Friend: HI NOOBS
Shadow: SUP
Sonic: LOL
Shadow: OMG NOOB
Friend: ROFL
Shadow: NOOBS
Sonic: NO U
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An average day in the house of Donkeyo4
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Mom: Jake, it's time for dinner.
Jake: WAIT I HAVE TO KILL THIS INTERNET DRAGON SO I CAN KILL BIGGER INTERNET DRAGONS
Mom: Jake, now.
Jake: NO WAIT LEMME FINISH THIS QUEST
Mom: Jake, if I have to ask a THIRD time-
Jake: LOL I OWNED THIS NOOB
Mom: That's it, I'm coming up there.
Jake: LOL NOOB YOU CANT COME IN HEER I PUT A SPELL ON THE DOOR
Mom: Jake, the door opens fine.
Jake: OMG U SCRIPT KIDDIE U HACKD
Mom: If I have to drag you off that chair-
Jake: LOL IMA KILL YOU WITH MY AXE
Mom: Ja-
Jake: OMG U SCRIPT KIDDIE I WAS IN A PVP WORLD NOW IM NOT WTF DID U DO
Mom: JAKE!
Jake: LOL NOW IM LEVEL 51
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An average day in the house of Trick555
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Trick looks down there.

Trick: MOM ITS STILL THERE
Mom: What?
Trick: MOM U SED THIS POTION WOULD REMOVE IT
Mom: Oh, dang.
Trick: MOM!
Mom: That's the last time I use Craigs List.
Trick: MOM I NEED ANOTHER DRINK
Mom: Honey, it said only 2 sips.
Trick: PLZ
Mom: No!

Trick takes the bottle anyway and drains it all.

Trick evaporates.
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An average day in the house of Lordnathan
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Mom: Nathan, we're going to the mall, come on.
Nathan: WAIT I HAV 2 FINISH SPAWNKILLING THIS GUY
Mom: Now, Nathan.
Nathan: WAIT I HAVE 2 BAN THIS NOOB 4 KILLING ME
Mom: Nathan, come ON.
Nathan: Ban/mom
Nathan: WHY ISNT IT WORKING

Nathan's friend knocks on the door.

Mom: Nathan, get that.
Nathan: U GET IT
Mom: You can get up and open the door.
Nathan: NO I CANT U KNOW MY PROBLEM WITH MOVING

Nathan's friend opens the door, throws his coat on the carpet and rummages through Nathan's fridge.

Nathan: GET OUT MY FRIDGE NOOB
Friend: NOOB
Mom: NATHAN WE'RE GOING NOW!
Nathan: NOOB
Nathan: ban/noob

Lordnathan dissapears.
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An average day in the house of PizzaMan1000 ******
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Uh.... He goes outside and hugs a tree...?

l0l tr33 hugg3r

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An average day in the house of theelitehacker
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Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA
Mom: No.
Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA
Mom: No!
Theelitehacker: MOM GET ME A SODA AND A BURGER
Mom: NO!
Theelitehacker: MOM HELP ME SPAWNKILL THIS GUY
Mom: Okay.
Theelitehacker: MOM UR DOIN IT WRONG
Mom: You're doing it wrong!
Theelitehacker: MOM
Mom: WHAT!
Theelitehacker: JUST WANTED 2 SAY MOM
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An average day in the house of Pspjohn1
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Psp: 0k4y l3t$ k1ll th1$ n0b.
Psp's brother: y4 l3ts k1ll h1m.
Psp: r34dy n0b?
Psp's brother: y u c4ll m3 n0b
Psp: bcuz u r n0b
Psp's brother: n0 ur the n0b
Psp: 0mg MOM
Mom: SHUT UP
Psp: n0b!!!!1!!!11!!!seven!1

On screen, Happyfang kills Pspjohn. He bans Happyfang's character.

Psp: l0l n0t s0 h4ppy n0w r u!!!1
Psp's brother: l0l u 0nt th4t n0b, n0b.
Psp: 0mg n0b
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An average day in the life of Aceslayer
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Ace: Anyone want to swordfight?
Person: Okay.

Ace pwns the person.

Ace: LOL OWNT NOOB
Person 2: Lol try to beat me noob!

Ace pwns the prson.

Ace: LOL PWNT NOOB

Donkeyo4 informs Ace of a secret meeting to launch an attack on UAF.

D4: Alright guys, this needs to be a stealth mission. We are going to assassinate the UAF high ranks.
TDFall: Alright, I suggest we have a trained team of snipers infiltrate each one of their houses and take them out.
Ace: I suggest we bomb the crap out of their houses.
Chicomonsta: I think we should have an elite squad of ground units take them all out at their base.
Ace: I suggest we grab hammers and smack them to death.
Kirbydlx: Hm... we could disguise ourselves as UAF soldiers and use silencer pistols to assassinate them.
Ace: Hey do we have nukes?
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An average day in the house of Soccerpr89
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At his NFC Headquarters....

Soccer: ban/happyfang
Soccer: ban/Gone
Soccer: ban/belial
Soccer: ban/trick
Soccer: god/me
Soccer: walkspeed/me/100
Soccer: ban/nonadmins
Soccer: NIGHTFALL CLAN ROOLZ
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An average day in the life of Caleb10909 ******
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Caleb: NOOBS TRAIN HARDR
Friend: What are you talking about, Caleb?
Caleb: NOOB I SAID TRAIN!
Friend: Caleb, I'm trying to watch TV
Caleb: IS THAT TRAINING
Friend: ...No?
Caleb: ALRIGHT, YOUR DEMOTD
Friend: Huh?
Caleb: OPPOSING THE LEADER NOW UR EXILED
Friend: WHAT?
Caleb: LOL NOOB UR PUSHING IT
Friend: Caleb I'm going to leave now.
Caleb: U KANT LEEV I HAS THE EXIT SURROUNDD BY SNIPRS
Friend: Oh really? Where are the snipers?
Caleb: OMG THYE DESERTED ME IM EXILING
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An average day in the life of Infinitive ******
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infitive is train his solders good

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An average day in the life of Atrixeagle1
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Atrix: MOM WHERE R MY SERVANTS
Mom: What?
Atrix: MY SERVANS
Mom: What are you talking abou?
Atrix: MY SERVNTS FRUM UCR
Mom: Whats a UCR?
Atrix: LOL! U FAIL
Mom: That's not very nice.
Atrix: WATCH IT MISSY I'LL DEMOTE YOU
Mom: ...
Atrix: LOL OWNED
Mom: .....
Atrix: LOL K NOW SRSLY CAN I BE VICE PRES NOW
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An average day in the life of Jlcompton89
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Mom: Come on (Jordan...? I don't know. We will refer to him as Jordan)
JL: K where we goin
Mom; To the mall.
JL: K let me grab my uniform.
Mom: ... what?
JL: My NB uniform. Everyone has 2 know I r NB.
Mom: Whatever....

At the mall...

Mom: JORDAN! Get away from that poor cashier!
JL: Wut?
Mom: Stop hurting him!

Jordan releases his grip on the cashier's throat.

JL: But mom he called me a noob!!
Cashier: I said "Your total is $3.45!!"
JL: MOM HE DID IT AGAIN

In another part of the store...

Mom: JORDAN! Get out of the water fountain!
JL: Wut
Mom: OUT!
JL: But mom I r relaxing
Mom: OUT, NOW!
JL: OMG MOM UR SUCH A TRAITOR

At the clothes store...

JL: OMFG! 50 robux for this shirt?!!? THESE PPL R NOOBS!

At the cafeteria...

JL: WUT!?!?! A NEW SODA GEAR? WTF Y WASNT I TOLD OF THIS

At the exit, JL proceeds to jump into the bushes and wait for someone to walk by. A poor unfortunate soul happens to walk buy his bush, and JL tackles him to the ground.

JL: LOL AMBUSHED NOOB
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Axoon is not online. Axoon
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07 Jul 2011 12:34 PM
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Hashifox is not online. Hashifox
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07 Jul 2011 12:34 PM
I remember these!
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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07 Jul 2011 12:37 PM
oh, and trick's part is sort of an inside joke
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MynameisRAM is not online. MynameisRAM
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07 Jul 2011 12:38 PM
Lol
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LoganTheSpecialist is not online. LoganTheSpecialist
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07 Jul 2011 12:39 PM
OLOL WHERE R KNEW S0D@ GEAR PL0X?
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Jipll is not online. Jipll
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07 Jul 2011 12:40 PM
This is funneh
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jas1640 is not online. jas1640
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07 Jul 2011 12:41 PM
Lol
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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07 Jul 2011 12:41 PM
keep this bumped pl0x
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jas1640 is not online. jas1640
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07 Jul 2011 12:42 PM
Average wars now?

I only remember average days.

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Willingroblox123 is not online. Willingroblox123
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07 Jul 2011 12:42 PM
Good times.
I remember these..
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killer5047 is not online. killer5047
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07 Jul 2011 12:43 PM
lol
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SilverBloxx is not online. SilverBloxx
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07 Jul 2011 12:43 PM
Lol.
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killer5047 is not online. killer5047
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07 Jul 2011 12:43 PM
good times, good times
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Iodum is not online. Iodum
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07 Jul 2011 12:44 PM
Rofl
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Hashifox is not online. Hashifox
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07 Jul 2011 12:44 PM
I like the last one the best.
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xRainingSlayerx is not online. xRainingSlayerx
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07 Jul 2011 12:46 PM
me next me next
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killer5047 is not online. killer5047
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07 Jul 2011 12:46 PM
the last one was the best wasn't it.I especially liked the parts about the cashier and the ambush with the bush
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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07 Jul 2011 12:48 PM
Im pretty much done with these, but I may make more Average Wars.
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XNoBoomX is not online. XNoBoomX
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07 Jul 2011 12:56 PM
Who wa sthe original author?

Please wirte about me.


I'm Noboomer.
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MixedIllusions is not online. MixedIllusions
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07 Jul 2011 01:00 PM
ololo. jl's part is so true.
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HippieVanz is not online. HippieVanz
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07 Jul 2011 01:00 PM
WIN
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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07 Jul 2011 01:01 PM
I am the author

Oh and Noboomer, I made a story called Betrayal a while back, I got srsly far with it. Like 13 chapters. You were one of UAF's high ranks and were with Infinitive most of the time in the story. You're in Chapter 9 I think.

This is the story, but don't bump it. I'll probably continue it some time.

http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=40879374
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HatchetMen is not online. HatchetMen
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07 Jul 2011 01:04 PM
Holy Mackerel!
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07 Jul 2011 01:06 PM
XD =P
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