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Re: New C&Gers beware (AGAIN!) Another piece of not so old history - AVERAGE WARS

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N0torious is not online. N0torious
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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07 Jul 2011 12:46 PM
Again, these are quite old and I have no hate towards anyone in this story.

(The FEAR and VK war ending refers to when SONIC removed the guns from the weapon room some time in November or something)

(The X101st and FC war "G8TE" part refers to when you had to climb a gate, only to find a second gate you had to pass)

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An average war between : FEAR and VK
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FEAR 1: generl sir we hav srched the hole base nd we canot find the vk intrudrs
FEAR Gen: Hm...
FEAR 2: o my god gui\s lok! thers traks leeding 2 our bas!!!
FEAR Gen: You should follow them, then.
FEAR 1,2: k general mam
FEAR Gen: What the... I'm male.
FEAR 1: wut kind

Meanwhile, the VK intruders...

VK 1: guis i thnk ther onto us
VK 2: lol dont be dumb noob
VK 3: ya theys so dumb they cant kno
FEAR Led: Hey, you over there!
VK 2: o god dood theyr onto us
VK 1: omg run noobs
FEAR Led: hello?
FEAR 4: DAI N00b!
FEAR Led: What the-

The FEAR Soldier stabs the FEAR leader in the neck.

FEAR Led: fsdfasfazfsaghgvh.g...
FEAR 4: lol vk scum
VK 1: guis i thnk the caost is cleer.
VK 4: k lets moov.

The VK head for the gun room.

FEAR 1: omg guis look ther dey r!!!
FEAR Gen: Well stop them!

But it was too late, the VK had already gotten into the weapon room and....

VK: 2: wut the hel noobs thers no guns






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An average war between : X-101st and FC
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X101st 1: k guys lets get in the bas.
X101st 2: but how we gona get in
X101st 1: look ders a laddr ovaar der
X101st 3: kk
X101st Captain: Alright. Let's move out, troops.
X101st 2: wut the hel is a troop noob

Inside the FC Base...

FC 1: sir we see intrudrs comng up the wal.
FC 2: ya sir plz taik care of it
FC Warlord: I believe that is your job.
FC 1: plz
FC Council Member: Just hold them off.
FC 2: kk sir

On the wall...

X101st 4: OMG THERS ANOTER FRICKIN G8TE!!!!
X101st 5: screw dis i wana go home
X101st Captain: Come on, troops. Let's make it to the control tower, for starters.
X101st 2: wut da hell is a control tower noob!!

The X-101st make it past the control tower, taking down a FC Soldier.

X101st 1: LOL PWNT U STOOPD FRAWST KLAN NARB! I SPIT ON U
X101st 5: dood thts just gross
X101st 1: noob
FC 2: halt noob!
X101st 3: omg noob!

The two soldiers kill each other at the same time

X101st 4: LOL U BOTH FAIL NOOBS
FC Council Member: STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

Suddenly 5 Frost Clan troops, 4 soldiers and a Warlord, popped out from around the corner.

X101st 2: OMG DOOD WE R SCREWD
FC 3: GUYS WE R SO SCREWD!!

The soldiers fire blindly at each other, until they all fall off the wall (one because he had his gun facing the wrong way) and only the Frost Clan Council Member, Warlord, and The X-101st Captain are left. They look over the side of the wall.

FC Council Member: Wow.
FC Warlord: ...
X-101st Captain: Alright well....
FC Council Member: Uh....
FC Warlord: Hey guys I know this nice little bakery about two miles from here.
X-101st Captain: Oh, sweet. Let's go.






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An average war between : UCR and John's Cobras
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UCR 1: k guis this is bout honor n stuff wee is democrcy.
UCR 2: wut is democrcy
UCR 1: idk but its bettr than evil commees
UCR 2: lol k
UCR 1: redy??
UCR 3: YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

The JC soldiers are immediately alerted by the noise and capture all of the UCR soldiers very quickly.

JC 1: k guis we hav prisnrs.
JC 2: wut do we do wif thm
JC 1: um...
JC 3: lol u noob u don kno wut 2 do with prisnr lol!!!!
JC 2: do u kno?
JC 3: ... no
JC 4: lol u fal noob
JC 1: ur a noob
JC 3: omfg shut up noobs
JC 2: noobs stop fiteing
Jc 4: noob
UCR 1: let us go nobs!!
JC 1: lol nob!!
UCR 4: nobs let us go u hav 2
JC 3: we dont hav 2
UCR 3: ya u do hav 2
JC 2: y
UCR 1: cuz psp ordrd u 2
JC 3: LOL I HAV A PSP! I BET U DON HAV 1 NOOBS
JC 2: guis the prisnrs say we hav 2 let them go.
JC 1: idk wut if they kil us
JC 4: lol ur skared nob. let them goe

The JC release the UCR soldiers who make a dash for the gun room. They all grab carbines and point them at the JC soldiers.

UCR 9001: lol ownt nob!
JC 1: omg u nobs i sed wut if they kil us
JC 4: u wer just having noob momnt.

Two UCR soldiers fired their guns, but they had them pointed the wrong way and killed themselves. The remaining 3 UCR soldiers quickly called the JC's "h4xing n0bs" and ran away crying. Then another JC member rolls into the fort with a tank, blowing his fellow soldiers to bits.

JC 5: lol ont nobs!!1!
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xRainingSlayerx is not online. xRainingSlayerx
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07 Jul 2011 12:46 PM
LOLYES I LOVE THESE
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ThisIsSPORE is not online. ThisIsSPORE
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07 Jul 2011 12:48 PM
2ND

{!™TPÇ, Dâ Šçrïptã™!}
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killer5047 is not online. killer5047
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07 Jul 2011 12:49 PM
MORE MORE.
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Scriptos is online. Scriptos
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07 Jul 2011 12:49 PM
LOL. True story, I remmember when FEAR removed the weapons at their forts. -.-
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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07 Jul 2011 12:50 PM
I'll probably make more of these sometime
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jacobdg is not online. jacobdg
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07 Jul 2011 12:51 PM
Where is the FEAR vs TF war.
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xRainingSlayerx is not online. xRainingSlayerx
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07 Jul 2011 12:52 PM
In the Average Day in the life of _______ stories, what about JGA1?
VS Leader?

i could b in one of those my other accts advisor kk
thnx
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xRainingSlayerx is not online. xRainingSlayerx
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07 Jul 2011 12:52 PM
@jacob
old thread is old

these were written 9 months ago
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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07 Jul 2011 12:53 PM
I dont know JGA and I've never met him, so I can't really do one on him. I met everyone I wrote stories about.
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xRainingSlayerx is not online. xRainingSlayerx
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07 Jul 2011 12:53 PM
hm, what's your xf
i could fill you in
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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07 Jul 2011 12:56 PM
you have my xf, but im not online

and i like to meet them personally to see if there are any notable stereotypes.
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N0torious is not online. N0torious
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08 Jul 2011 08:16 AM
bump
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ContageRange is not online. ContageRange
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02 Jan 2012 12:37 PM
BUUUMPY HIISTORY THREAD OF WHEN VK BEAT FEAR
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darkyellow56 is not online. darkyellow56
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02 Jan 2012 12:47 PM
Reading this wasted my 10 minute time.
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Deathjason06 is not online. Deathjason06
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02 Jan 2012 01:05 PM
Zol'd
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