N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:46 PM |
Again, these are quite old and I have no hate towards anyone in this story.
(The FEAR and VK war ending refers to when SONIC removed the guns from the weapon room some time in November or something)
(The X101st and FC war "G8TE" part refers to when you had to climb a gate, only to find a second gate you had to pass)
---------------------------------------------- An average war between : FEAR and VK ---------------------------------------------- FEAR 1: generl sir we hav srched the hole base nd we canot find the vk intrudrs FEAR Gen: Hm... FEAR 2: o my god gui\s lok! thers traks leeding 2 our bas!!! FEAR Gen: You should follow them, then. FEAR 1,2: k general mam FEAR Gen: What the... I'm male. FEAR 1: wut kind
Meanwhile, the VK intruders...
VK 1: guis i thnk ther onto us VK 2: lol dont be dumb noob VK 3: ya theys so dumb they cant kno FEAR Led: Hey, you over there! VK 2: o god dood theyr onto us VK 1: omg run noobs FEAR Led: hello? FEAR 4: DAI N00b! FEAR Led: What the-
The FEAR Soldier stabs the FEAR leader in the neck.
FEAR Led: fsdfasfazfsaghgvh.g... FEAR 4: lol vk scum VK 1: guis i thnk the caost is cleer. VK 4: k lets moov.
The VK head for the gun room.
FEAR 1: omg guis look ther dey r!!! FEAR Gen: Well stop them!
But it was too late, the VK had already gotten into the weapon room and....
VK: 2: wut the hel noobs thers no guns
------------------------------------------------- An average war between : X-101st and FC ------------------------------------------------- X101st 1: k guys lets get in the bas. X101st 2: but how we gona get in X101st 1: look ders a laddr ovaar der X101st 3: kk X101st Captain: Alright. Let's move out, troops. X101st 2: wut the hel is a troop noob
Inside the FC Base...
FC 1: sir we see intrudrs comng up the wal. FC 2: ya sir plz taik care of it FC Warlord: I believe that is your job. FC 1: plz FC Council Member: Just hold them off. FC 2: kk sir
On the wall...
X101st 4: OMG THERS ANOTER FRICKIN G8TE!!!! X101st 5: screw dis i wana go home X101st Captain: Come on, troops. Let's make it to the control tower, for starters. X101st 2: wut da hell is a control tower noob!!
The X-101st make it past the control tower, taking down a FC Soldier.
X101st 1: LOL PWNT U STOOPD FRAWST KLAN NARB! I SPIT ON U X101st 5: dood thts just gross X101st 1: noob FC 2: halt noob! X101st 3: omg noob!
The two soldiers kill each other at the same time
X101st 4: LOL U BOTH FAIL NOOBS FC Council Member: STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
Suddenly 5 Frost Clan troops, 4 soldiers and a Warlord, popped out from around the corner.
X101st 2: OMG DOOD WE R SCREWD FC 3: GUYS WE R SO SCREWD!!
The soldiers fire blindly at each other, until they all fall off the wall (one because he had his gun facing the wrong way) and only the Frost Clan Council Member, Warlord, and The X-101st Captain are left. They look over the side of the wall.
FC Council Member: Wow. FC Warlord: ... X-101st Captain: Alright well.... FC Council Member: Uh.... FC Warlord: Hey guys I know this nice little bakery about two miles from here. X-101st Captain: Oh, sweet. Let's go.
----------------------------------------------- An average war between : UCR and John's Cobras ----------------------------------------------- UCR 1: k guis this is bout honor n stuff wee is democrcy. UCR 2: wut is democrcy UCR 1: idk but its bettr than evil commees UCR 2: lol k UCR 1: redy?? UCR 3: YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
The JC soldiers are immediately alerted by the noise and capture all of the UCR soldiers very quickly.
JC 1: k guis we hav prisnrs. JC 2: wut do we do wif thm JC 1: um... JC 3: lol u noob u don kno wut 2 do with prisnr lol!!!! JC 2: do u kno? JC 3: ... no JC 4: lol u fal noob JC 1: ur a noob JC 3: omfg shut up noobs JC 2: noobs stop fiteing Jc 4: noob UCR 1: let us go nobs!! JC 1: lol nob!! UCR 4: nobs let us go u hav 2 JC 3: we dont hav 2 UCR 3: ya u do hav 2 JC 2: y UCR 1: cuz psp ordrd u 2 JC 3: LOL I HAV A PSP! I BET U DON HAV 1 NOOBS JC 2: guis the prisnrs say we hav 2 let them go. JC 1: idk wut if they kil us JC 4: lol ur skared nob. let them goe
The JC release the UCR soldiers who make a dash for the gun room. They all grab carbines and point them at the JC soldiers.
UCR 9001: lol ownt nob! JC 1: omg u nobs i sed wut if they kil us JC 4: u wer just having noob momnt.
Two UCR soldiers fired their guns, but they had them pointed the wrong way and killed themselves. The remaining 3 UCR soldiers quickly called the JC's "h4xing n0bs" and ran away crying. Then another JC member rolls into the fort with a tank, blowing his fellow soldiers to bits.
JC 5: lol ont nobs!!1! |
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Scriptos
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:49 PM |
| LOL. True story, I remmember when FEAR removed the weapons at their forts. -.- |
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N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:50 PM |
| I'll probably make more of these sometime |
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jacobdg
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:51 PM |
| Where is the FEAR vs TF war. |
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:52 PM |
In the Average Day in the life of _______ stories, what about JGA1? VS Leader?
i could b in one of those my other accts advisor kk thnx |
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:52 PM |
@jacob old thread is old
these were written 9 months ago |
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N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:53 PM |
| I dont know JGA and I've never met him, so I can't really do one on him. I met everyone I wrote stories about. |
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:53 PM |
hm, what's your xf i could fill you in |
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N0torious
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| 07 Jul 2011 12:56 PM |
you have my xf, but im not online
and i like to meet them personally to see if there are any notable stereotypes. |
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N0torious
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| 02 Jan 2012 12:37 PM |
| BUUUMPY HIISTORY THREAD OF WHEN VK BEAT FEAR |
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| 02 Jan 2012 12:47 PM |
| Reading this wasted my 10 minute time. |
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