HaloHalo
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:01 PM |
Halo: Where's my pie?
Noob: u sid u wuld giv me da card
Halo: I just did...
Noob: srsly? wher iz it?
Halo: Infront of you.
Noob: *grabs card* iz dis da gaem kard?
Halo: Yes. A 6-Hour game card to Gameworks.
Noob: yaeyz! *runs off to Gameworks*
Halo: *smirk* He forgot his shirt.... *staring at his clothes*
Halo: Ah well... *grabs pie and eats*
The adventures of Halo and the Noob deals! |
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:03 PM |
| Chiefstar, I gotta swear to Giygas you can be completely random at times. |
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HaloHalo
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HaloHalo
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:09 PM |
The 2nd deal.
Halo: *Walking into a red building*
Noobs: liek zumg he iz here!!!//111!!
Halo: *continues walking and gets in elevator*
Noobs: wuh he iz usin da elvator!!!
Halo: *arrives at the Head Noob office*
Head Noob: wat do u want?
Halo: The deal. *slides a copy of Hello Kitty to Head Noob*
Head Noob: zumg dis isnt evn awt haw did u get dis??!!//1?
Halo: I have my ways.
Head Noob: herez ur sied of da deal *slides a copy of Mother 3 across table*
Halo: Score! *dives out of the window and hits the ground*
Halo: Ow... I'm ok...
Noobs: *staring* |
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ddude
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:10 PM |
Lol. Can I be in it?
If so here is one of mine.
Episode 3:
*HaloHalo and ddude walk up to the cash register*
Halo: *slides card* Here ya go.
Noob: Dis r beh it?
Halo: Der.... *puts Halo toys up on counter*
Noob: ZOMG U BAOUGHT ALL OF DIS????
ddude: Ummm no..... I bought it. HaloHalo is payin...
Noob: O rly?
ddude: -__-
Halo: Just check these out for us....
*Noob runs off with action figures and alarm goes off*
*security arrests noob*
ddude: Heh. Typical. I've seen them do that about 7 times today. Haha.
Halo: Well lets get our toys back and check out.
*ddude looks over in a window and sees the security torturing the noob with a rick roll*
ddude: Psst. Halo. Look over there.
*they both look over in the window as the noob explodes*
*ddude and HaloHalo burst out laughing* |
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asae
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:12 PM |
Halo, you are random.
~ONE SHOT, ONE KILL~ ~SNIPING IS ALWAYS PERSONAL~ ~IT'S SIR TO YOU SOLDIER~ ~Move out, GO GO GO~ ~I am a elemental king krakor dragon 50000 feet tall~ ~I have elemental marks on my scales and claws~ |
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djb15
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HaloHalo
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:16 PM |
The 4th deal.
Halo: *walks into mall*
People: Omg... he's here!
Noobs: *come pouring out of elevator* zumg hes here!!!
Halo: *ignores noobs* Where is the place...
Halo: *spots water fall with opening* There..
Halo: *dives in and the noobs stop outside*
Body gaurd noobs: y r u here?
Halo: I need to see Mr. Noob.
Body gaurd noobs: k. *opens door*
Mr. Noob: so u did cum?
Halo: Why not? I need that object you have.
Mr. Noob: were iz da pie?
Halo: *slides pie across* Give me the game system.
Mr. Noob: *slides SNES across table*
Halo: Good. *cracks Mr. Noob's head and takes pie* Easy.
Halo: *walks out of mall casual* |
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ddude
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:18 PM |
Episode 5:
Noobs: ZUMG DEY R HERE!
Halo: -__- It's no biggy...
ddude: *slides card across table* Where's the stuff.
Halo: *brings out my little pony* Give us the goods or the pony gets it....
Head noob: :O Nu wai!!!! *gives guitar hero world tour*
ddude: Now we're gettin somewhere...
Halo: *gets up and roundhouse kicks the head noob in slo mo*
Noobs: ZUMG HAO HE DU DAT?????
*Noobs look over at ddude with a slow mo remote control*
ddude: *smirks* Hehe. *switches to normal*
*Halo kicks the head noob leaving him with a bloody eye*
Head noob: FEIN!!!! *gives over life size master chief*
*ddude eliminates all the noobs in slo mo*
Super voice from above: MULTI KILL!
ddude: Thanks for the effect Jimmy!
Jimmy: No prob.
*Halo and ddude walk out of the room casually with noobs looking at them* |
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djb15
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:24 PM |
| can i be in an episode??? that would be EPIC! |
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ddude
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:28 PM |
Episode 6:
*Halo and ddude walk into a small dimly lit room with a door on their left ***HINT. That will be important later*** casually*
Sgt. Noob: wut haz yo gawt dis teim?
*head noob is sitting next to him with life support*
Halo: Just what you want.
Sgt. Noob: de gaem?
ddude: Yes, the game....
*Halo slides noob party 3 across the table*
ddude: We gots a deal nao?
Halo: Yeah, do we?
Sgt. Noob: I gess su... *stands up*
ddude: HEY! Where's our part of the bargain???
Sgt. Noob: Uhhh I forgot it? *need for speed undercover is sticking out of his back pocket*
ddude: *drags Sgt Noob into the bathroom* *closes door*
*Halo hears a snap and then a crash of glass*
*ddude comes out with Sgt. Noob's neck turned around and the game in his hand*
ddude: Got it.
Halo: *looks over at head noob trying to get out* Don't even think you're getting out.
*Halo snaps the head noob's neck*
*they both walk out with noobs watching rick roll and exploding to their right and left*
*ddude swipes off a bit of blood on his shoulder* |
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:29 PM |
nintendo's deal #1
nintendo: *walks into the old trainstation*
noob: u hav teh monehz?
nintendo: Yes, It's all in this pack. *slides a pack of molotaves to the noob* You have to light the money to be able to use it... We're done here... *walks out of the station and to a distance*
noob: K *lights the pack, and the station explodes with him*
nintendofan61: *walks to the town hall* I took care of the old train station for you, mayor.
Mayor: That's great! Now we can start with the monorail station... |
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| 29 Nov 2008 08:31 PM |
| This is really entertaining! |
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ddude
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| 29 Nov 2008 09:35 PM |
Episode 7:
*ddude looks at self in the mirror*
ddude: Hmm I like this outfit.
Halo: Me too.
*noob busts in*
ddude: I never knew noobs were that smart...
Noob: we r be teh smartest....est...
Halo: Ok.....what do you want....
Noob: We r cum fur.......HIM *points to ddude*
ddude: Me?
Noob: Nu, teh hamsta....
Halo: You are NEVER taking Snuggywuggims!!!!
Noob: *grabs cage* i just did nub
ddude: I wouldn't be talking....
*ddude uses slo mo and roundhouse kicks noob*
Halo: That is getting old....
ddude: Okay then..... *does x5 speed*
Voice in the sky: SUPER ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
ddude: Okay....that wasn't Jimmy....
Voice: Jimmy died...
ddude: WHAT????
Halo: Nevermind that..... *grabs force action lightsaber* You want the toy? You want it? Fetch! *throws lightsaber*
*noob runs after it and drops cage*
*Halo grabs cage and locks door* |
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HaloHalo
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| 30 Nov 2008 11:49 AM |
| Bump. *dives out of window* |
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djb15
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djb15
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| 06 Dec 2008 01:37 PM |
nintendofan ur not funny
"you have to light it for the money to work"?? dont even try only halohalo is really funny
P.S. BUMP BUMP BUMP |
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| 06 Dec 2008 01:51 PM |
Episode 8 (or 9, not counting) Halo:I have the Card.. Head Noob:Rly? ddude:Really Head Noob:Rly? Halo:Rly? Ddude: YES REALLY! Head Noob:O Rly?GARDZ! KEEL DEM! *AlphaAGENT144 walks by with AK-74u and shoots head noob in the face* Jimmys Son:HeadShot! ddude:Umm Thanks? Me and Jimmys Son:No Problem Me:*walks in**Guard Noobs heads exploding from amazement* Guard Noob1:ZOMG HE PW*Splat* Guard Noob2:OMG WTF H4xZo*Squish* Me:*on chopper(Motorcycle)* Get on.*Pulls out C4 and plants in room, lights fuse* Me:3....2....1....*BOOM!* Halo and ddude:Thanks again Me:No Problem
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| 06 Dec 2008 02:14 PM |
| Uhhhhhhhhhhh Halohalo can I join this or something??? |
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| 06 Dec 2008 02:26 PM |
| Thanks alot djb, thanks alot for ruining it for me. It's called THEY'RE NOOBS. HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLICATIONS OF LIFE?! SHEESH... |
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| 06 Dec 2008 02:30 PM |
| Concepts I mean. But still, noobs are idiots. They don't understand pretty much ANYTHING past spamming and swearing. That was the joke. Sheesh. |
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c12
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ROBLOX43
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| 06 Dec 2008 02:40 PM |
First Episode of The Attack ROBLOX43:*walks in bloxmart* Roblox43:Woah... Infected Person:The noobs... They infected me... Roblox43:*slowly walking away* DON'T TOUCH ME. Roblox43:*bumps into something tan blue and red* Roblox43:*Turns around* *sees noob* Roblox43:Glad I carrie a crowbar... *hits noob*
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Jking941
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