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HaloHalo is not online. HaloHalo
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29 Nov 2008 08:01 PM
Halo: Where's my pie?

Noob: u sid u wuld giv me da card

Halo: I just did...

Noob: srsly? wher iz it?

Halo: Infront of you.

Noob: *grabs card* iz dis da gaem kard?

Halo: Yes. A 6-Hour game card to Gameworks.

Noob: yaeyz! *runs off to Gameworks*

Halo: *smirk* He forgot his shirt.... *staring at his clothes*

Halo: Ah well... *grabs pie and eats*


The adventures of Halo and the Noob deals!
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Tarantulian is not online. Tarantulian
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29 Nov 2008 08:03 PM
Chiefstar, I gotta swear to Giygas you can be completely random at times.
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HaloHalo is not online. HaloHalo
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29 Nov 2008 08:05 PM
Lolwut? Yes I can be.
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HaloHalo is not online. HaloHalo
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29 Nov 2008 08:09 PM
The 2nd deal.

Halo: *Walking into a red building*

Noobs: liek zumg he iz here!!!//111!!

Halo: *continues walking and gets in elevator*

Noobs: wuh he iz usin da elvator!!!

Halo: *arrives at the Head Noob office*

Head Noob: wat do u want?

Halo: The deal. *slides a copy of Hello Kitty to Head Noob*

Head Noob: zumg dis isnt evn awt haw did u get dis??!!//1?

Halo: I have my ways.

Head Noob: herez ur sied of da deal *slides a copy of Mother 3 across table*

Halo: Score! *dives out of the window and hits the ground*

Halo: Ow... I'm ok...

Noobs: *staring*
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ddude is not online. ddude
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29 Nov 2008 08:10 PM
Lol. Can I be in it?

If so here is one of mine.

Episode 3:

*HaloHalo and ddude walk up to the cash register*

Halo: *slides card* Here ya go.

Noob: Dis r beh it?

Halo: Der.... *puts Halo toys up on counter*

Noob: ZOMG U BAOUGHT ALL OF DIS????

ddude: Ummm no..... I bought it. HaloHalo is payin...

Noob: O rly?

ddude: -__-

Halo: Just check these out for us....

*Noob runs off with action figures and alarm goes off*

*security arrests noob*

ddude: Heh. Typical. I've seen them do that about 7 times today. Haha.

Halo: Well lets get our toys back and check out.

*ddude looks over in a window and sees the security torturing the noob with a rick roll*

ddude: Psst. Halo. Look over there.

*they both look over in the window as the noob explodes*

*ddude and HaloHalo burst out laughing*
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asae is not online. asae
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29 Nov 2008 08:12 PM
Halo, you are random.

~ONE SHOT, ONE KILL~
~SNIPING IS ALWAYS PERSONAL~
~IT'S SIR TO YOU SOLDIER~
~Move out, GO GO GO~
~I am a elemental king krakor dragon 50000 feet tall~
~I have elemental marks on my scales and claws~
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djb15 is not online. djb15
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29 Nov 2008 08:13 PM
LOL dude ur funny
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HaloHalo is not online. HaloHalo
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29 Nov 2008 08:16 PM
The 4th deal.

Halo: *walks into mall*

People: Omg... he's here!

Noobs: *come pouring out of elevator* zumg hes here!!!

Halo: *ignores noobs* Where is the place...

Halo: *spots water fall with opening* There..

Halo: *dives in and the noobs stop outside*

Body gaurd noobs: y r u here?

Halo: I need to see Mr. Noob.

Body gaurd noobs: k. *opens door*

Mr. Noob: so u did cum?

Halo: Why not? I need that object you have.

Mr. Noob: were iz da pie?

Halo: *slides pie across* Give me the game system.

Mr. Noob: *slides SNES across table*

Halo: Good. *cracks Mr. Noob's head and takes pie* Easy.

Halo: *walks out of mall casual*
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ddude is not online. ddude
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29 Nov 2008 08:18 PM
Episode 5:

Noobs: ZUMG DEY R HERE!

Halo: -__- It's no biggy...

ddude: *slides card across table* Where's the stuff.

Halo: *brings out my little pony* Give us the goods or the pony gets it....

Head noob: :O Nu wai!!!! *gives guitar hero world tour*

ddude: Now we're gettin somewhere...

Halo: *gets up and roundhouse kicks the head noob in slo mo*

Noobs: ZUMG HAO HE DU DAT?????

*Noobs look over at ddude with a slow mo remote control*

ddude: *smirks* Hehe. *switches to normal*

*Halo kicks the head noob leaving him with a bloody eye*

Head noob: FEIN!!!! *gives over life size master chief*

*ddude eliminates all the noobs in slo mo*

Super voice from above: MULTI KILL!

ddude: Thanks for the effect Jimmy!

Jimmy: No prob.

*Halo and ddude walk out of the room casually with noobs looking at them*
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djb15 is not online. djb15
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29 Nov 2008 08:24 PM
can i be in an episode??? that would be EPIC!
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ddude is not online. ddude
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29 Nov 2008 08:28 PM
Episode 6:

*Halo and ddude walk into a small dimly lit room with a door on their left ***HINT. That will be important later*** casually*

Sgt. Noob: wut haz yo gawt dis teim?

*head noob is sitting next to him with life support*

Halo: Just what you want.

Sgt. Noob: de gaem?

ddude: Yes, the game....

*Halo slides noob party 3 across the table*

ddude: We gots a deal nao?

Halo: Yeah, do we?

Sgt. Noob: I gess su... *stands up*

ddude: HEY! Where's our part of the bargain???

Sgt. Noob: Uhhh I forgot it? *need for speed undercover is sticking out of his back pocket*

ddude: *drags Sgt Noob into the bathroom* *closes door*

*Halo hears a snap and then a crash of glass*

*ddude comes out with Sgt. Noob's neck turned around and the game in his hand*

ddude: Got it.

Halo: *looks over at head noob trying to get out* Don't even think you're getting out.

*Halo snaps the head noob's neck*

*they both walk out with noobs watching rick roll and exploding to their right and left*

*ddude swipes off a bit of blood on his shoulder*
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nintendofan61 is not online. nintendofan61
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29 Nov 2008 08:29 PM
nintendo's deal #1

nintendo: *walks into the old trainstation*

noob: u hav teh monehz?

nintendo: Yes, It's all in this pack. *slides a pack of molotaves to the
noob* You have to light the money to be able to use it... We're done here... *walks out of the station and to a distance*

noob: K *lights the pack, and the station explodes with him*

nintendofan61: *walks to the town hall* I took care of the old train station for you, mayor.

Mayor: That's great! Now we can start with the monorail station...
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blackgiraffe102 is not online. blackgiraffe102
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29 Nov 2008 08:31 PM
This is really entertaining!
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pinapaG is not online. pinapaG
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29 Nov 2008 08:33 PM
Ha! Thats funny.
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ddude is not online. ddude
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29 Nov 2008 09:35 PM
Episode 7:

*ddude looks at self in the mirror*

ddude: Hmm I like this outfit.

Halo: Me too.

*noob busts in*

ddude: I never knew noobs were that smart...

Noob: we r be teh smartest....est...

Halo: Ok.....what do you want....

Noob: We r cum fur.......HIM *points to ddude*

ddude: Me?

Noob: Nu, teh hamsta....

Halo: You are NEVER taking Snuggywuggims!!!!

Noob: *grabs cage* i just did nub

ddude: I wouldn't be talking....

*ddude uses slo mo and roundhouse kicks noob*

Halo: That is getting old....

ddude: Okay then..... *does x5 speed*

Voice in the sky: SUPER ROUNDHOUSE KICK!

ddude: Okay....that wasn't Jimmy....

Voice: Jimmy died...

ddude: WHAT????

Halo: Nevermind that..... *grabs force action lightsaber* You want the toy? You want it? Fetch! *throws lightsaber*

*noob runs after it and drops cage*

*Halo grabs cage and locks door*
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HaloHalo is not online. HaloHalo
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30 Nov 2008 11:49 AM
Bump. *dives out of window*
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djb15 is not online. djb15
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04 Dec 2008 01:38 PM
this is cool P.S. BUMP
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djb15 is not online. djb15
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06 Dec 2008 01:37 PM
nintendofan ur not funny

"you have to light it for the money to work"?? dont even try only halohalo is really funny

P.S. BUMP BUMP BUMP
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AlphaAGENT144 is not online. AlphaAGENT144
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06 Dec 2008 01:51 PM
Episode 8 (or 9, not counting)
Halo:I have the Card..
Head Noob:Rly?
ddude:Really
Head Noob:Rly?
Halo:Rly?
Ddude: YES REALLY!
Head Noob:O Rly?GARDZ! KEEL DEM!
*AlphaAGENT144 walks by with AK-74u and shoots head noob in the face*
Jimmys Son:HeadShot!
ddude:Umm Thanks?
Me and Jimmys Son:No Problem
Me:*walks in**Guard Noobs heads exploding from amazement*
Guard Noob1:ZOMG HE PW*Splat*
Guard Noob2:OMG WTF H4xZo*Squish*
Me:*on chopper(Motorcycle)* Get on.*Pulls out C4 and plants in room, lights fuse*
Me:3....2....1....*BOOM!*
Halo and ddude:Thanks again
Me:No Problem
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Yoshifan687 is not online. Yoshifan687
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06 Dec 2008 02:14 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhh Halohalo can I join this or something???
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nintendofan61 is not online. nintendofan61
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06 Dec 2008 02:26 PM
Thanks alot djb, thanks alot for ruining it for me. It's called THEY'RE NOOBS. HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLICATIONS OF LIFE?! SHEESH...
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nintendofan61 is not online. nintendofan61
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06 Dec 2008 02:30 PM
Concepts I mean. But still, noobs are idiots. They don't understand pretty much ANYTHING past spamming and swearing. That was the joke. Sheesh.
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c12 is not online. c12
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06 Dec 2008 02:35 PM
could I join?
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ROBLOX43 is not online. ROBLOX43
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06 Dec 2008 02:40 PM
First Episode of The Attack
ROBLOX43:*walks in bloxmart*
Roblox43:Woah...
Infected Person:The noobs... They infected me...
Roblox43:*slowly walking away* DON'T TOUCH ME.
Roblox43:*bumps into something tan blue and red*
Roblox43:*Turns around* *sees noob*
Roblox43:Glad I carrie a crowbar... *hits noob*
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06 Dec 2008 02:41 PM
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