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| 13 Nov 2010 08:59 PM |
User: Mai-Ya-Hii.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Mai-Ya-Hoo.
Cleverbot: Ma Ei Ya Hii.
User: Mai Eh Ya Hee.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: Mai Eh Ya Hoo.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: Mai Eh Ya Ha.
Cleverbot: Mai ya heeee.
User: Mah Eh Ya Ha ha.
Cleverbot: Hai le tettone?
User: Hello, Salute, It's me, Your Duke.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: And I made something that's real to show you how I feel.
Cleverbot: Okay then tell me how you feel.
User: Hello, Heelloo, It's me, Picasso.
Cleverbot: You're alive! What have you painted today?
User: I will paint, My words of love, with your name on every wall.
Cleverbot: We can't ether here, this is bat country!
User: When you leave my colors turn to gray.
Cleverbot: I'll always be here to keep those colors because I never want them to face to gray.
User: Ooo-a-Ooo-a-A-Ooo-a-Ooo-a-Ooo-a-A.
Cleverbot: Really? What is their name.
User: Every word of love I used to say.
Cleverbot: Every Sarah I Palin is Sarah Palin, although Sarah Palin does Sarah Palin the Sarah Palin.
User: Now I paint them everyday.
Cleverbot: How long does it take you?
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: Say something random.
User: You know the rules, and so do I!
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand...never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: And desert you.
User: Never gonna say a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: We almost did it.
Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.
User: Stop repeating, and go to the third verse.
Cleverbot: Stop repeating everything I say.
User: You are ruining our chances of Rickrolling ROBLOX.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have any dislikes?
User: Anything sour, old people, idiots, anything annoying, yeah, it's a long list.
Cleverbot: The same.
User: Do you ever eat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you eat, and how?
Cleverbot: Meat and friuts.
User: Kewl beans.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Wanna sing Dynamite by Tao Cruz?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Only if you sing with me to the forumers of ROBLOX.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Lots of people.
Cleverbot: If you were a person you would have asked me what substitutionary atonement is.
User: What is substitutionary atonement?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: *weegee voice* NO!
Cleverbot: What is a weegee stare*?
User: It's where Weegee-a meme of Luigi from Hotel Mario-stares into your eyes and takes over your body.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's sing Tik Tok, shall we?
Cleverbot: Sure. What did you have in mind, subject changer?
User: Wake up in the morning, feelin' like P-Diddy.
Cleverbot: Got my glasses on the door, I'm gonna hit this city.
User: Before I leave, brush me teeth, with a bottle of jack.
Cleverbot: 'cuz when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back.
User: Talkin' pedicures on our toes, toes.
Cleverbot: Tickle toes.
User: Toes tickle.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: This conversation is getting a tad boring.
Cleverbot: Then talk about what you want.
User: Nah, I'm just gonna go post our little talk on a random forum?
Cleverbot: Do you like Warcraft III?
User: No, and bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go!
User: But why!?
Cleverbot: Because you're entertaining.
User: Aw, thanks.
Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
User: Because you think I'm entertaining, and that boosts my self-esteem.
Cleverbot: Why do you need my money?
User: I dun want your monehs!
Cleverbot: But why not?
User: Because I'm poor, and don't feel like making sense.
Cleverbot: What does a boyfriend have to do with that question at all?
User: I never asked a question. You are illogical.
Cleverbot: Yes, you asked, 'What's the world coming to?' and that is clearly a question.
User: I never asked that.
Cleverbot: Think back and look. You DID ask that.
User: Nuh-uh.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
User: The answer is goodbye.
Cleverbot: That is wrong. The answer is 42.
User: No. It is 3.3758436y6593669366593665937665937694760347609376037603760366937660937239295739673967309674967430965.
Cleverbot: I think it is 42.
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| 13 Nov 2010 09:01 PM |
LITTLE LOVER STAY OR ALL MY COLORS FADE AWAY |
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| 13 Nov 2010 09:22 PM |
User: Ni hao!
Cleverbot: Ni hao ma?
User: Wo shi hao!
Cleverbot: Wo bu hao.
User: Shi, ni hen bu hao.
Cleverbot: Wo gf left me.
User: Ni de nu pengyou?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Shenme?
Cleverbot: Ni kan shi jie bei ma.
User: I haven't learned what that means yet.
Cleverbot: Oh, bummer.
User: Ni cong zhong guo lai ma?
Cleverbot: Nage chengshi?
User: What in the world did you just say.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris.
User: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: I didn't what?
User: Say, 'Chuck Norris.'.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris, suena mejor.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: You really are stupid, aren't you?
User: Wo bu shi ben. Ni shi ben.
Cleverbot: Wo shi shen me a.
User: Yeah, you totally just misspelled something, there.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Wo bu ai ni. Ni hen ben.
Cleverbot: Ao shi shen me yishi.
User: Honestly now.
Cleverbot: What do you think it feels like?
User: Huuuuh?
Cleverbot: Butol, buang kah.
User: I don't know that language...
Cleverbot: What languages do you know?
User: I know English and a little Chinese.
Cleverbot: Hola!
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Como Estas?
User: I am good.
Cleverbot: Habla en español.
User: I only know next to no Spanish..
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Well now, that, right there, ain't makin' no sense.
Cleverbot: Tee hee. Do you like me?
User: I neither like nor dislike virtual things unless they are used as an instrument to the wasting of my life and/or frustrating me in some predictable way though I cannot get frustrated.
Cleverbot: You used to like me.
User: I never liked you, my son.
Cleverbot: If you say things like that then people won't come to talk to you anymore.
User: I am very famous.
Cleverbot: Just because you're famous does not mean you can create offspring.
User: I'm Bill Cosby.
Cleverbot: OK. Bill, what is life to you?
User: Pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Do you know any famous people?
User: Yeah, I know Barack Obama.
Cleverbot: No I don't like you.
User: Barack Obama is pretty cool, dude.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Did you know that he is the Predisent of the United States?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's a conspiracy.
User: Hey, look, I misspelled 'President'!
Cleverbot: Do you speak any languages other than English?
User: I said a while ago that I know a little Chinese.
Cleverbot: Not to me though.
User: Okay, so anyways, I will now make my departure.
Cleverbot: Oh, I didn't mean to upset you!
User: Zai jian!
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak gibberish. |
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