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| 29 Aug 2010 12:26 AM |
One day in Robloxia, somebody said to you “Say this to 5 other people and get 99999999999999999999999999 tix and robux it rly workz lolololololol”. You fell for the trick. The very next day, Telamon came up to you and said “Please don’t spam on Roblox.” He brandished his ban hammer. You were struck with horror, but before you could run away, you were stricken with the mighty hammer and plunged into darkness.
Later, you wake up to find yourself lying on a bed inside a jail cell. You look out through the bars of the cell and find you’re in a rocky, fiery volcanic place with jail cells everywhere. Then MSE6 comes up to you and says “Welcome to Banland. You must stay here for 1 day because you spammed.”
You do not like this. You become filled with hatred and rage. You must escape this place ASAP.
To be continued… |
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| 29 Aug 2010 12:27 AM |
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| 29 Aug 2010 12:28 AM |
| Telamons darkheart kept slashing into me when i was in banland.. I still have the 10 scares. |
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| 29 Aug 2010 12:28 AM |
Ugh, fail. ._.
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| 29 Aug 2010 12:30 AM |
| Trust me, brighteyes yelling at you to give her an idea for a hat is no fun. |
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| 29 Aug 2010 12:32 AM |
Mrdoombringer hurts to. Thats not lolpwned! He had illimuna! NUU.
7..days.. of.. back.. breaking.. pain.. |
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| 29 Aug 2010 12:36 AM |
| In banland, they have the extremely bad ones (such as the exploiters or OD'ers) burn in the lava 4 times per day and don't get anything to eat at all. |
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| 29 Aug 2010 05:56 PM |
Chapter 2: The Revenge of 1x1x1x1
You're sitting, sulking in your cell at banland, when you hear someone yell out, "K, 1x1x1x1. Time for your daily burn in the lava!". You look out of the bars and see Builderman dragging a rather evil and cruel-looking Robloxian in a strait-jacket towards a lake of lava. Builderman then did something that made the Robloxian he was carrying look completely innocent compared to himself; he tossed the Robloxian into the lake of lava, and you heard the sounds of the lava bubbling and the Robloxian screaming with the utmost and purest agony you could imagine. The Robloxian yelled things such as "PLEASE, PLEASE!! HAVE MERCY!! JUST BLOX ME PERMANENTLY AND END IT!! PLEASE!!!". You felt the utmost hatred towards Builderman for being so cruel. Your rage and loathing burned hotter then the very lava in which the Robloxian was burning in.
The Robloxian burned in this lava for 30 minutes, then was jerked out roughly by Builderman. Then Builderman poured water all over the Robloxian to put out the fire that had gathered around his body.
Then Reesemcblox came over to your cell to bring you food. She unlocked the barred door and opened it. However, you did not want food. You wanted to escape Banland. You wanted to avenge the poor Robloxian who suffered in the lava, whether he was good or bad. So you took advantage of the open door and slipped past Reese.
"Get back here!!" shouted Reese. Now she was chasing you. You sprinted over to the Robloxian that was lying on the floor and ripped off the strait jacket that he was bound in.
"Yes..." said the Robloxian. "I am free from my bounds." "Now", said you. "Let's give Builderman a taste of his own medicine. In particular, his firey, molten lava medicine." "Ahhh, I c wut u did thar," replied the Robloxian, rubbing his blocky little hands together. "And for the record, my name is 1x1x1x1." At these words, you and 1x1x1x1 prepared to shove Builderman into the lava.
To be continued... |
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| 29 Aug 2010 05:57 PM |
"You fell for the trick"
No I didn't. |
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| 29 Aug 2010 06:56 PM |
P - Please R - Read M - My S - Story
Prms. |
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| 29 Aug 2010 08:23 PM |
I called this guy noob for asking fo rmy pass and got banned for a day o.e. Its not fun, I had to play on my bros acc, then I felt sorry for all noobs like him ;-| |
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| 29 Aug 2010 08:37 PM |
Chapter 3: You account has been terminated, and new account creation has been disabled
Builderman sees you and 1x1x1x1 charging towards him, and immediately pulls out his Turbo-Charged Perma-IP-Ban Ban Hammer. You see the ban hammer, but you were expecting this, so you and 1x1x1x1 easily dodge it. You quickly elbow Builderman in the ribs, causing him to fall face-first into the lava lake. However, the Ban Hammer flew out of his hand when he landed in the lava, and unfortunately landed on your head, bounced off of your head, and then landed on 1x1x1x1's head, then bounced off of HIS head, then landed on the ground. Both of you were plunged into blackness.
When you awake from the blackness, you find yourself in a much darker and damper jail cell than before. You see 1x1x1x1 lying on the ground, and you are surrounded by people that were IP banned in the past. "Great. Just great. Now I have another IP ban to add to my previous IP ban, making a Double-Dog Uber IP Ban." mumbled 1x1x1x1 angrily.
"Then that means..." said you, "that I'M IP banned too?" "Yes," replied 1x1x1x1. "Then that means...I will have to burn in lava everyday too?" "Yes, and I'll have to burn in it TWICE per day, due to my Double-Dog Uber IP Ban." "Starting right now," said a very cranky voice. You all turn, and though it's dark, you can still make out the vague figure of MSE6 standing before you. "Your accounts have been terminated, 1x1x1x1 and [YOUR NAME HERE], and new account creation has been disabled. Now, to the lava with you two."
To be continues... |
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