SpadeEz
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| Joined: 08 Aug 2008 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:18 AM |
I'm awesome! No you're not, dude don't lie I'm awesome! I'm drivin around in my mom's ride I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by And I met all my friends online |
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SpadeEz
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:19 AM |
I will run away from a brawl I'm awesome! There's no voicemail, nobody called I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall |
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Noddles
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| Joined: 20 Oct 2007 |
| Total Posts: 4537 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:19 AM |
| My brother was just playing that song -_- |
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SpadeEz
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| Joined: 08 Aug 2008 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:20 AM |
You know my pants sag low (low) Even though (though) that went out of style Like ten years ago (go) Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple I got little biceps, Getting fatter in the middle |
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SpadeEz
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| Joined: 08 Aug 2008 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:21 AM |
And lyrically I'm not the best Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet So preposterous Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious Guest up at the sausage fest Oh yes! The girls are repulsed So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult Uh Uhh I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis All my writtens are bitten and All my verses are purchased Me? I'll never date an actress Got too many back zits Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss Every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this, It's cuz my little sister wrote it |
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SpadeEz
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| Joined: 08 Aug 2008 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:22 AM |
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope And I can't ski Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts Find me whipped by my wifey My neck not icy Eatin at McDonalds because Subway's pricey |
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SpadeEz
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| Joined: 08 Aug 2008 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:23 AM |
Uh, and my unibrow is plucked Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks She's like "For what? Blunt wraps and some Heineken? You skinny brick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!" I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet, And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji |
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SpadeEz
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| Joined: 08 Aug 2008 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:24 AM |
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift Can't tweet up on my Twitter Cuz I haven't done zhit Bank account red, body ungroomed The only thing good about me is I'm off stage soon |
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hobflut
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| Joined: 27 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 1659 |
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| 26 Jul 2010 10:26 AM |
| .... Cc-c-c-c-c--cOMBO BREAKER |
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