Unditty
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| 03 Sep 2017 05:36 PM |
Hello, boys and girls. Undecrypted here. That's right. Don't adjust your... whatever device you're reading this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore. And this time absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Cause I'm about to tell you the story of my life.
The man I worked for, he had one of the biggest clans on ROBLOX- he ran it for more than fifty years. Fifteen years, eight months, nine days- I was with him every day. I looked after him, took care of him, protected him... I learned from him. Guy was rich, but he wasn't white man rich, you see he wasn't wealthy. He didn't own his own clan. He thought he did, but he didn't. He just managed it. White man owned it so they owned him. Nobody owns me, though. Because I own my company. And my company sells a product that's better than the competition at a price that's lower than the competition.
Anyway, the story. My parents were members of a small cult in East London, they'd give all of their wages to the leader in return for "blessings", we lived in squalid conditions and a steady supply of food became a luxury. The Police then raided the cult headquarters and found me, a scrawny four year old.
I was in and out of Social Care for the remainder of my life until the sound age of 18, the state decided that I could look after myself. I was lonely and unemployed, no friends and no job means no life - but that wasn't the end for me, not at all. I was reading about the Soviet history when an advertisement appeared for ROBLOX.com: "A fun game for 8-18 year olds" luckily I was still within the range.
I then awoke and it was all a dream, I was back in a dense jungle and the camp was still entrenched by mud. "Und, pack your things. Our enemies don't sleep." Floydeus said. I swiftly packed my belongings and I nibbled on some sweet roti from the night before, I froze in my spot, a dark and ##### figure with a deformed nose loomed in the bushes, I forced out a warning, the words reluctantly escaping my mouth. "That's just draintic" Depzz replied, Paraforce emerged from the pond with abs more toned than a Renaissance painting, Govand was sat by the pond washing his clothes. "Where's notceps?" I said, in reply a figure somersaulted from the canopy and came to a crisp landing one inch infront of me. And behold it was the prophet, notceps. I was in shock, but I knew somebody was missing. I walked further down and a bright light appeared, I fell on my back and a ginger child appeared, I couldn't believe my eyes it was Drazeox. Oh and SelSlayer was also there eating bananas, not really relevant but whatever.
At last, the prophets reunited. And with that being said, it is time for Cloud 9 to return and once again take the throne and your ROBUX. Membership is currently invite only, so if you aren't invited DM me and we can work out a price for your acceptance. If you're looking to hire us to win you a war or a raid then hit me up.
I'll make the Discord aswell when I can be bothered. But you should worry instead about what I'm going to do to your joke of a group.
https://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=3456138
#C9WIN
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s_omalian
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Halstad
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Armanos
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SelTII
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Unditty
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| 03 Sep 2017 05:40 PM |
| Credit to brother Drazeox. |
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Trenton
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Unditty
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| 03 Sep 2017 05:45 PM |
| Thank you, I wrote it during Masjid. |
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Drazeox
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Unditty
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| 03 Sep 2017 05:53 PM |
| draintic the best sponsor of all time :/ |
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Halstad
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Unditty
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Fidstad
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Sahsook
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| 03 Sep 2017 06:17 PM |
RIP depz, he lived a good life 😖😪
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Unditty
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Halstad
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meepo44
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| 03 Sep 2017 06:33 PM |
I wipe my patoot with notceps, selslay, and draze. what kind of team is that. |
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c4spian
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| 03 Sep 2017 08:22 PM |
| Danish CS:GO is a ##### #ToTheStars #BeHeroic #HearTheRoar FOR LEGO HONOR! |
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| 03 Sep 2017 08:50 PM |
Danish CS:GO is a ##### #ToTheStars #BeHeroic #HearTheRoar FOR LEGO HONOR!
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Unditty
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