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Re: Roblox, powering your parent's wallet

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Brodzod is not online. Brodzod
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08 Aug 2017 11:58 PM
Builderman was worried sick that the company would perish into the wild void of the internet. So he hired another administrator....his name is John Shedletsky..

Both tried immensely to improve the site and make it's future shine bright, one day John thought. He lets add club memberships and pricefloors, while we're at it let's add more repulsive updates.

The money started pouring in as John and Builderman's faces started glistening with tears of joy...Builderman loses his mind and does the unspeakable, pulling down his zipper, PZZZZZT sound. Came out a monstrous chunk of meat sliding into John's mouth.

Sounds of bizarre came from the ROBLOX HQ, yet these two never divulged what happened that day.

And so far on, the platform died yet had rebirth of a new genre of revolting children
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Ultra_07 is not online. Ultra_07
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08 Aug 2017 11:59 PM
RIP John
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lit_ja is not online. lit_ja
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09 Aug 2017 12:00 AM
oh
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BrandonS677 is not online. BrandonS677
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09 Aug 2017 12:00 AM
https://youtu.be/tk-I051M1_o?t=69
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EternaLucent is not online. EternaLucent
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09 Aug 2017 12:00 AM
Excellent story. Needs more ############ though. But sadly, there goes your account. fadjadhkjlsfasklfalflahl; OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Brodzod is not online. Brodzod
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09 Aug 2017 12:01 AM
Then out of the midst, bald gray creature with shiny head gear emerged and gave John a lap of a dance he never forgot until his time of quitting.
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Yohioloidd is not online. Yohioloidd
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09 Aug 2017 12:01 AM
inb4 delete lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UBYU6TGbA
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wetflash04 is online. wetflash04
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09 Aug 2017 12:02 AM
What if john stayed?
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pikachu734 is not online. pikachu734
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09 Aug 2017 12:04 AM
or maybe learn how to develop games to make $$ or just get virtual wealth through trading or selling clothing instead of bothering your parents and taking their hard earned money
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DesignConcept is not online. DesignConcept
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09 Aug 2017 12:07 AM
Where does Erik come into this?


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Luna4623 is not online. Luna4623
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09 Aug 2017 12:08 AM
wow
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Ice_Cube90 is not online. Ice_Cube90
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09 Aug 2017 12:11 AM
What the heck did I just read
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