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| 07 Aug 2017 08:05 PM |
I was only nine years old. I loved the Black Iron Commando so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to the Black Iron Commando every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Black Iron Commando is love", I would say, "Black Iron Commando is life". My dad hears me and calls me a noob. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of the Black Iron Commando. I called him an 0D'er. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something poke me. It's the Black Iron Commando. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Donate 500 robux to me!". He grabs me with one of his powerful black iron hands and pulls my wallet out of one of my pockets with the other. He buys Black Iron Commandos for me. It costs so much, but I do it for Black Iron Commando. I can feel my wallet losing money as my eyes start to water. I try to not stop him from buying Black Iron Commandos. I want to please the Black Iron Commando . roars a mighty roar, as he fills my inventory with Black Iron Commandos. My dad walks in. The Black Iron Commando looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Why hasn't Robloxinaterr donated 500 Robux to me?". The Black Iron Commando leaves through my window. Black Iron Commando is love. Black Iron Commando is life.
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| 07 Aug 2017 08:06 PM |
that's so awesome man, you just wrote a whole paragraph about 500 pixels worth of colors
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| 07 Aug 2017 08:07 PM |
I shouldn't be surprised by how well that fits in, but I am
Boy, we are in some serious jelly! |
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| 07 Aug 2017 08:08 PM |
| Replace shrek with black iron commando and you got yourself a copy pasta that is used a lot |
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| 07 Aug 2017 08:09 PM |
| Black iron commando with shrek* |
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AzureAres
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| 07 Aug 2017 08:10 PM |
Now you need a good outfit to go with it
No problem! There's one right here
Shirt: https://www.roblox.com/catalog/963411501/HOT-Black-Iron-Commando-Trench-Coat
Pants: https://www.roblox.com/catalog/963411640/HOT-Black-Iron-Commando-Trench-Coat
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| 07 Aug 2017 08:11 PM |
@Azure
nice try at attempting to sell me something
you nut |
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| 25 Nov 2017 03:29 PM |
| I was only nine years old. I loved the Black Iron Commando so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to the Black Iron Commando every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Black Iron Commando is love", I would say, "Black Iron Commando is life". My dad hears me and calls me a noob. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of the Black Iron Commando. I called him an 0D'er. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something poke me. It's the Black Iron Commando. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Donate 500 robux to me!". He grabs me with one of his powerful black iron hands and pulls my wallet out of one of my pockets with the other. He buys Black Iron Commandos for me. It costs so much, but I do it for Black Iron Commando. I can feel my wallet losing money as my eyes start to water. I try to not stop him from buying Black Iron Commandos. I want to please the Black Iron Commando . roars a mighty roar, as he fills my inventory with Black Iron Commandos. My dad walks in. The Black Iron Commando looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Why hasn't Robloxinaterr donated 500 Robux to me?". The Black Iron Commando leaves through my window. Black Iron Commando is love. Black Iron Commando is life. |
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