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| 02 Aug 2017 03:33 AM |
| Risky Boots is the most attractive character in all of the Shantae series. Nothing or no one will convince me otherwise. While you middle aged buffoons hopelessly massage your microscopic tubes of meat to overrated, tasteless impure women like Shantae or Rottytops, I thoroughly and triumphantly pleasure my beautiful pirate goddess each and every night. Being not only the best villain, but single-handedly and easily the best in the entire roster, Risky Boots is the pinnacle of human achievement. The first thing uncultured, pitiful swines who call themselves "men" often tend to notice in a woman, is her chest size. While Risky Boots' chest is rather bigger than the flabby chest tumors of the other female characters, this trait only adds more to her captivating feminine charm. If you want to be a fool and cast your judgement on merely looks, even still you will notice that Risky Boots completely obliterates any competition whatsoever. With her slender body, lovely hazel eyes and well-conditioned medium long hair, you simply cannot ask for any more from a woman. If an idiot male hadn't coveted Risky's beauty, he is most likely attempting to bash my fair maiden for her characteristics. To that, I say their opinions are completely childish, as they are merely jealous of her countless feats of victory. As you already know, Risky Boots is the queen of the seven seas, already proving that she is in possession of Sequin Land, the entire world, and to top it off, a master pirate. Anyone upset by Risky's charismatic and boisterous personality should expect to be ridiculed, as my empress has worked very hard and diligently to achieve this pompous state of living. And your tears only fuel her ever-growing success even more. So really, I ask of you a very simple question. What can you say about yourself? Are you the popular pirate in a boat called P.O.O.P.T.O.O.T.? Do you possess unmatched beauty that no other girl can ever come close to achieving? Are you being paid to participate in the war against Shantae? No? I thought so. |
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| 02 Aug 2017 03:34 AM |
| I took 1.8273 years to make this |
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