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| 24 Jul 2017 04:12 PM |
Hello,
I am here on an unfortunately, well, somber note. Today I must announce the indefinite suspension of UltimateSonicMan, as well as Era_Gamer. Both have been implicated in battery charges that have recently come to light from anonymous tips, and they must be brought to justice.
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ATTN ALL OFL COMMUNITY MEMBERS:
IF YOU SEE ULTIMATESONICMAN OR ERA_GAMER, YOU MUST REPORT THEM TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES WITH PROOF FOR A 60,000 ROBUX PRIZE.
WITHHOLDING OF APPROPRIATE EVIDENCE WILL RESULT IN AN INDEFINITE SUSPENSION UNDER CONSPIRACY CHARGES.
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Backstory:
At 7:59:32 on JULY 21st, 2017, an anonymous tip was messaged to the Office of the Commissioner, reporting immoral acts being performed by the Accused ["UltTheGoat"] on unconsenting league players. Needless to say, This was startling. Led by 100% serious and in-no-way a rager Heroforsaken, a full-scale investigation and sting operation was immediately launched.
The following, disturbing revelations were uncovered.
[WARNING: SOME MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR THE FAINT OF HEART]
HydroPants: "....He did something to me. He came into my discord late at night, and said he was a certified doctor ready to give me my league yearly physical. He gave me what he said was anesthetic, and I immediately passed out. As I woke up, I guess he just didn't put in enough of the ##### I woke up early, and saw things I will never unsee, unholy things, suspect things... I felt violated".
Dezekial: "yea he's crazy sus some of the things he just runs in to do in the lockers is crazy. I always thought it was just excess energy from being on the bench all game, but the pleasure in the things he does.... it disturbs me."
The following witnesses wished to have their names redacted out of potential humiliation as well as scarring-for-life due to the things they experienced.
ANONYMOUS JOSTON PLAYER 1 (rhymes with ejurcted): "Yeah I was relaxing in a locker room before my game, loading up my RC7, usual pregame rituals. Then, Ultimate walks up and asks me to 'help load something for him'. I thought he meant his RC7, which I give to all JOSTON players, but he immediately took off his belt, and hit me viciously. As I was falling unconscious, I saw him start to take something out, and the rest is...blurry."
ANOYMOUS JOSTON PLAYER 2 (rhymes with PO1SONED): "yea i left joston cuz whenever I would be subbed off ult would be sitting there waiting to lead me in the locker room and touches. It isn't fun."
ANONYMOUS JOSTON PLAYER 3 (rhymes with Era's ALT): "Ult shouldn't have known it was me. I was on my ALT, after-all. However, with Ult, I just saw so much passion and desire for everyone on the team....except for the girls. The cheerleaders. For reasons beyond me, Ult just never had any attraction towards them. Just the men."
RichGerald: "Late at night, following a Joston game, I confronted Ult about the despicable things he was doing. I threw my Bible at him and splashed him with holy water. Nothing worked. I was convinced he was the spawn of evil from another world, so I punched him, prayed, and fled for my safety. Please prot- OH MY GOD ITS HIM HE-" [online interview mysteriously cut off here fo Richgerald.]
Bobonaut: "He's a very violent soul. He keeps popping up on the OFL discord and yelling immoral things, suspect things, then retaliating when people bully him. I think he's a threat to his league. By the way, has anyone seen Rich recently? It's been weeks."
LAVYKYLE: "yea he's suspect and so am i but he actually wants to hurt ppl so that's kinda spooky"
MIKE: "hey mallard wanna see some pictu-" [I immediately ended the interview here.]
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Faced with these scandalous revelations against a player we used to regard as respectable and decent. we raided the JOSTON team facility. We were greeted, armed, by Ultimate and Era_Gamer, whom were both performing an immoral act on a seemingly asleep Joston rookie. At the sight of us, Ultimate hissed, and screamed "Era and I will be together forever!" and sprinted to his car, driving away immediately in his 1990's refurbished taxi. I noted someone seeming to scream for "help!" from the trunk. Investigators believe this is RichGerald.
FOR KIDNAPPING, AND IMMORAL ACTS, ULTIMATETHEGOAT IS WANTED AND PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED
ERA_GAMER IS WANTED FOR QUESTIONING AS AN ACCESSORY TO ULTIMATE'S ACTIONS.
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Thank you. We will mourn together. A candlelight vigil will be held during the wild-card game of JOSTON versu KORBLOX.
If you have any tips helpful to the case, please comment.
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Commissioner Mailard |
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BMLGUY
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:16 PM |
fake news
This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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alijr
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:17 PM |
| It may be difficult for some to accept. These allegations were shocking to us at first, too. |
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:18 PM |
#PrayForUlt
ITS EVERYDAY BRO lol |
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:18 PM |
like we all know thatu barely have a life in the first place but now ur writing paragraphs to try to be funny lame no life |
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:21 PM |
| REALLY CAn Yall stop @ing me In Zthis too |
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:27 PM |
duckdude1123 - Today at 4:31 PM Era Ult likes u I think
i found a connection
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:28 PM |
mailard is a home a phoneic person
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:30 PM |
| Yes that was during my Undercover Investigation |
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:42 PM |
fake news
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:43 PM |
I dont think I will recover
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:48 PM |
like we all know thatu barely have a life in the first place but now ur writing paragraphs to try to be funny lame no life
facts aman
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| 24 Jul 2017 04:48 PM |
| how will joston ever recover |
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| 24 Jul 2017 05:07 PM |
funniest ideaa from mailard since he tried to qb.
that worked out well
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| 24 Jul 2017 05:09 PM |
| this is hilarious but is this a real suspension for the ### or is this a joke |
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| 24 Jul 2017 05:15 PM |
| ################################################## Video of the greatest moment in OFL history LavyLOC/King_Vnder/VnderArmour/lavykyle123/lavyfromthe6/LavyLOC/Iavar_baII |
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| 24 Jul 2017 05:17 PM |
ee3a2253e564d206c3af883063df0faf
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