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| 22 Jul 2017 12:22 AM |
If you don't know, ask yourself these questions:
Are you willing to give it your all, or willing to let others give it their all, for your goals?
Are you just disheartened to see mankind trying to play good guy and want to be the bad guy and have a peaceful life while the henchmen get the pain and suffering instead of you?
Are you a fan of the Evil Overlord list?
Well, if you answered 2 or more questions, you definitely are probably an aspiring villain.
Now, everybody has a problem. I've got a lack of a comfortable life, and I want to be a villain, but cannot because I am ultimately foiled by the lack of an enemy.
If you are having a problem and you're struggling to solve it, talk to me, and I will prescribe you a path of villainy that will solve it. Now, it may not be villainy at first, but you'll need time to think about it, am I right? |
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| 22 Jul 2017 12:36 AM |
And yes, I am a certified villain. I have multiple certifications, particularly from:
Coalition of United Libertarian Leaders (CULL), known for advocating human rights, egalitarian capitalism, and the removal of nanny-statist laws preventing citizens from buying nuclear weapons from a trusted online ordering company.
Villains Against Communism (VAC), known for helping Reagan fight communism, because we may be villains but we prioritize communist sympathizers first!
Villains Against Social Justice and Automatons (VASJA), known for making and patenting the "Lower-Class Individual, Right Wing", one of the greatest gifts a competitive luddite businessman could ask for.
Villains Against Lord-Emperors (VALE), known for defeating any would-be conqueror of mankind. You are welcome, we want the power for ourselves and no sweaty nerd with his katana fan club is going to stop us. |
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| 22 Jul 2017 12:37 AM |
too much reading
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| 22 Jul 2017 12:38 AM |
| Get out of here, you locust beast. If you can't read, you must be a communist that had information withheld from you because knowledge is evil according to communist overlords. |
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| 22 Jul 2017 12:39 AM |
you said a lot of words there so ima just pretend that you asked how my day was
it was pretty good
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| 22 Jul 2017 12:40 AM |
get out of my country of freedom and godless entertainment.
stupid communist-brainwashed grubs. |
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