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| 17 Jul 2017 02:27 AM |
The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You are cozy and warm in your be####y boi. Please go the oof to sleep.
The windows are dark in the town, boi. The whales huddle down in the deep. I'll read you one very last book if you swear You'll go the oof to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's oof. Stop lying. Lie the oof down, my boi, and sleep.
The wind whispers soft through the grass, boi. The field mice, they make not a peep. It's been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the oof? Go to sleep.
All the kids from ROBLOX are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Oof no, you can't go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The oof to sleep.
The owls fly forth from the treetops. Through the air they soar and they sweep. The hot, crimson rage fills my heart, boi. For real: shut the oof up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring (snore) Wrapped in a big, snuggly heap. How come you can do all this other great oof But you can't lie the oof down and sleep?
The seeds slumber beneath the earth now, And the crops that the farmers will reap. No more questions, this interview's over. I've got two words for you, boi: oofing sleep.
The tiger reclines in the Siberian jungle. The sparrow has silenced her cheep. Oof your stuffed bear, I'm not getting you oof. Close your eyes, cut the oof: sleep.
Flowers doze low in the meadows And high on the mountains so steep. My life is a failure, I'm a oofy-oof parent. Stop oofing with me please, and sleep.
The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing As I lie here and openly weep. Sure, fine, whatever, I'll bring you some milk. Who the oof cares? You're not gonna sleep.
OT is all I can remember. The posts are crappy and cheap. You win! You escape, you can post on the forum As I nod the oof off and sleep.
Bleary and dazed I awaken To find your posts gone, so I keep My fingers crossed tight, as I tip-toe away And pray that you're oofing asleep.
I'm finally watching YouTube. Legoseed decides it's a good time to post. Oh oof, godoof it, you've got to be kidding. Go the oof back to sleep! |
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