Pazzer170
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| 06 Mar 2010 03:30 PM |
Mine:
Riding down this huge hill on a scooter for the first time, jumped off, went skidding 30 feet and hit my back and knee. |
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| 06 Mar 2010 03:31 PM |
| I spent a half hour looking for something, and I was holding it the whole time. |
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:50 PM |
1st one: Tripping over a tiny rock... -_-
2nd one: When I was 6 I forgot It was even my birthday. |
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smilex
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| Joined: 23 Sep 2008 |
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:51 PM |
| when i was 4, i thought i was turning 4 1/2 on my nexy b-day. |
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EXcellent
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| Joined: 22 Feb 2009 |
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:54 PM |
| I threw a banana peel in the back of my closet and left it there for 2 years -__- |
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:55 PM |
| Mine would be I was in the 1st grade and I got sprayed in the face by a water fountin and the being smaked in the face 5 times before passing out on my desk -_- |
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:56 PM |
| Jumping off my garage roof, to pass out and wake up in a hospital bed. |
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EXcellent
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:56 PM |
oh, I have another one:
In Kindergarten, my teacher didn't see my hand raised cause i had to go to the bathroom, and i made skid marks in my undies and had to go to the nurse for some reason `_` |
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Wizkid509
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:57 PM |
| I was tired and the phone rang so I picked up a potato and was like "HELLO?!" |
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:58 PM |
| I misspelled sit. I spelled it with a "h" between the "s" and "i". |
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| 06 Mar 2010 04:59 PM |
| I has another one.I was in a hotel and i was half a sleep and sleep walking and .I woke up at 5:00 in the morning in the lobby.Wierd part is we were on the 10th floor -_- |
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:00 PM |
| I jumped off a building trying to die and didnt. |
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EXcellent
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:00 PM |
i have a ton `_`
i tried to ride a sled standing up, but I fell off backwards and nearly broke my spine -_- |
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:01 PM |
| Mah dog got mah Book Report wet. Not by licking mah Book Report either. >_> |
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Zash77
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| Joined: 11 Mar 2009 |
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:02 PM |
| When I was 5 I went to a waterpark. I thought a soap dispencer was a waterfountain and drank out of it, then when I got home I used soap on my tounge to wash the taste of soap out! |
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EXcellent
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:03 PM |
| This thread is win! dont let it die! |
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chaz730
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| Joined: 26 Aug 2007 |
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:06 PM |
| One time I was gonna throw a banana in a tree but when I threw it, it wen't backwards... |
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:37 PM |
| I asked my brother what's for dinner and he pushed me down the stairs. Best part, I got it on film! |
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aslan803
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| Joined: 12 Jan 2009 |
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:39 PM |
| Peed on my brother when I was little. |
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| 06 Mar 2010 05:40 PM |
| Accidently taking drugged hot coco then running down freshney place in teh nude!(What is said in OT STAYS in OT) |
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Zash77
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| Joined: 11 Mar 2009 |
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| 07 Mar 2010 09:22 AM |
| quick! we have to bump it! |
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| 07 Mar 2010 09:31 AM |
| I have LOTS of fails. My biggest was the last time i rode in an ambulance I called the person driving delacroix >_< I watched the green mile earlier that day. The driver looked just like him |
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sabri77
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| Joined: 05 Oct 2008 |
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| 07 Mar 2010 09:32 AM |
| I guess my biggest fail was I was in a play and I played a raindeer. I had to wear this headband thingy with fake antlers on it. While we werer running off the stage, they fell off. |
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| 07 Mar 2010 09:36 AM |
Ilistened to this joke
kid:can i go to the toilet teacher:once youve done the alphabet *a few mins later* kid:ive done it teacher:wheres your pee kid:halfway down my pants |
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RadioLime
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| Joined: 22 Feb 2010 |
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| 07 Mar 2010 09:37 AM |
| I was fooling around with my friend, and I was talking in a very high-pitched voice like I was acting. then, the girl I like asked my something, and I responded in the high-pitched voice, and she looked at me strangely and she turned around and I felt like a idiot |
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