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Starblaster is not online. Starblaster
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08 Feb 2008 07:38 PM
One day Cybersword was going to a doctors appointment. When he got there they said his doctor was not a doctor anymore. He asked why and they said that his doctor rushed through everything. Cybersword said "So he didn't have any patients? The nurse said "Yes."

Why did Telamon ban the guy with a toilet face? He was a pottymouth.

A guy was up high. He fell down onto the baseplate. He got stuck. He stayed there for the rest of his life. The moral? Don't leave home without a reset tool.
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PiePersonofDOOM is not online. PiePersonofDOOM
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08 Feb 2008 07:42 PM
2nd one wasn't very funny... but the rest were =P *goes to make a pie-fctoy type thing for BubbleYum*
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PiePersonofDOOM is not online. PiePersonofDOOM
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08 Feb 2008 07:43 PM
Pie-factory, my keyboard hates me >_>

Why did BubbleYum make How long can you survive?
He wanted to laugh at people falling off platforms... uh yeah not that funny x_x
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Starblaster is not online. Starblaster
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08 Feb 2008 07:49 PM
Here is another joke:

Warning:The snacks at Thrillville may attack you.
"Hmmm." said Servano Ok. I will have a cheeseburger. Ok. Suddenly the cheeseburger fell on him. The moral? Beware of falling fast food.
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ty2killa is not online. ty2killa
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08 Feb 2008 07:50 PM
why did the noob cross the line?


noone knows cuz hes a noob
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DestroyNConquer is not online. DestroyNConquer
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08 Feb 2008 07:52 PM
I got another one...
Some Guy:"hey starblaster!"
StarBlaster:"what?"
*BAM!*
pwned!~*

>_< D.N.C (bunny lawyer) >_<
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Starblaster is not online. Starblaster
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08 Feb 2008 07:57 PM
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bannana.
Bannana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bannana.
Bannana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bannana.
Bannana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bannana.
Bannana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bannana.
Bannana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Bannana.
Bannana who?

BAM! PWNED!
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ty2killa is not online. ty2killa
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08 Feb 2008 07:59 PM
knock knock.
whose there?
starblaster
starblaster who?
the staraster that has spammed the forums
OMG U BAD PERSON *pulls out bazooka* BOOM
starblaster:owie...
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ty2killa is not online. ty2killa
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08 Feb 2008 07:59 PM
oops starblaster*
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Catstorm is not online. Catstorm
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08 Feb 2008 07:59 PM
Why did Telamon cross the road?

To ban some noobs on the other side.
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chibItobi is not online. chibItobi
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08 Feb 2008 08:07 PM
what did the roblox farmer say when his tractor went missing...........WHO TOOK MAH TRACCCCCTAH~
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chibItobi is not online. chibItobi
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08 Feb 2008 08:08 PM
that wasnt meant to be funny btw
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lem786 is not online. lem786
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08 Feb 2008 08:09 PM
Number 3 WAS SO FUNNY!! I MEAN:
A guy was up high. He fell down onto the baseplate. He got stuck. He stayed there for the rest of his life. The moral? Don't leave home without a reset tool.
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chibItobi is not online. chibItobi
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08 Feb 2008 08:11 PM
im not sure if im right but...heres my next joke...what did chibitobi say when he saw this topic and thought about it after posting a comment......why isnt this in off topic.
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MasterChiefy is not online. MasterChiefy
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08 Feb 2008 08:14 PM
Why did the noob cross the baseplate? He didn't he got banned for being noobish O_O

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harhan is not online. harhan
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08 Feb 2008 08:17 PM
why did harhan reply to this thread?
He had a nothing to do



(not neant to be funny)
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harhan is not online. harhan
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08 Feb 2008 08:18 PM
why did the n00b cross the base plate?

to spawn kill at the other side
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ButtercupFan is not online. ButtercupFan
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29 Jun 2010 11:15 PM
I like da last one.
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ssylouS is not online. ssylouS
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29 Jun 2010 11:18 PM
You just bumped one of the oldest threads... ever...
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Shaneflint22 is not online. Shaneflint22
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28 Aug 2012 09:58 PM
Lol this is funny no not really
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Sonia789 is not online. Sonia789
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28 Aug 2012 10:00 PM
thaaaaaaaaaaank you for bumping this threaaaaad

hairflip
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kamikami23 is not online. kamikami23
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09 Dec 2012 07:57 AM
why did the white robloxian cross the road?
to get to the spray and paint shop!!!


get it he was white....
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123134 is not online. 123134
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09 Dec 2012 07:58 AM
um ok?
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Zubair is not online. Zubair
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30 Mar 2013 07:57 PM
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ravenatorman is not online. ravenatorman
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30 Mar 2013 07:58 PM
i lol'd at the 3rd one
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