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| 11 Jul 2017 06:09 PM |
"Browsing OT again, hm?"
*reaches into my purse and takes out a bag of chips*
*opens the bag and proceeds to eat the chips, crumbs falling gracefully onto your keyboard*
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:10 PM |
| get these fudgin crumbs off my keyboard |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:12 PM |
*the crumbs keep falling as I eat the chips, they don't seem to stop*
"I'd prefer not to."
*a gentle breeze begins to waft through the filthy room, carrying the stench of old takeaway, dinner plates and dirty clothes* |
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IcyMocha
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:13 PM |
*ANGRY NOISES*
(눈‿눈)👌 | r+://911165219 |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:14 PM |
get off you stupid cat
also human food is bad for you
This isn't 2007 |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:15 PM |
*triggered*
CLEAN UP MY COMPUTER NOW WOMAN |
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OhBunnies
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:15 PM |
*shuts off computer and bangs the keyboard backside to get rid all of the chip stuff*
i'm super funny and original |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:16 PM |
*I pause for a moment to look at hand, which is now stained with cheese dust and vinegar*
*slowly, I put my fingers in my mouth and lick the chip remnants off, watching you as I do so*
*then, after a moment, I reach back into the bag of chips and start eating them again.*
*by this point the keyboard is more crumb than plastic*
"Having a good night?" |
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OhBunnies
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:18 PM |
yep. *sprays water bottle in front of your face*
i'm super funny and original |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:19 PM |
| please get off my computer desk, sign ol |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:20 PM |
| CLEAN UP MY COMPUTER, TAKE OFF THAT COSPLAY NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:20 PM |
| jokes on you, im not on computer |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:21 PM |
*calls police*
support my petition: https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=219027885 |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:21 PM |
*the spray bottle does little to dampen my vigor, as I continue to lie there, consuming the contents from the never ending confectionery*
"Oh, that's nice."
*a fedora flies past your line of sight for some reason* |
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vruxe
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:22 PM |
*beats the hell out of you for spilling crumbs on my 150 dollar keyboard*
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Borsy
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:23 PM |
what if i use windows voice recognition and have no keyboard
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OhBunnies
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:24 PM |
*sees the fedora* -_- wth? *shuts off the computer cleanses it and locks myself in a closet playing roblox with a bunch of water bottles and rations*
i'm super funny and original |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:24 PM |
but i covered my desk with nails wtf are u trying to die lol u funny woman
pRANKED |
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CheyBlue
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:25 PM |
| I would be fine with someone on my desk, but the crumbs getting on my keyboard is taking things too far. |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:26 PM |
*by this point, you begin to notice that the room has been slowly filling with rotten food, tissues and various japanese merchandise*
"Now why would I be afraid of you? It's just a little more fluff, after all..."
*winks* |
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OhBunnies
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:27 PM |
*comes out of the closet shoves you off of my desk and throws you out*
your mother never loved you, bub.
i'm super funny and original |
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| 11 Jul 2017 06:28 PM |
| *calls the FBI for knowing my location* |
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