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Re: Why did God design humans to be so lame

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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 10:40 AM
Yeah sure we can think and stuff
But where's our exotic visage and stuff
How come we don't get wings or cool fur or anything
Where's our claws or underwater breathing abilities
Why did God make us so freaking lame
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supersuperluigi9 is not online. supersuperluigi9
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11 Jul 2017 10:42 AM
Dunno, maybe when he created monkeys and gorillas we evolved incorrectly
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PLABS is not online. PLABS
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11 Jul 2017 10:43 AM
maybe because god isn't real
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bl_e is not online. bl_e
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11 Jul 2017 10:43 AM
bc god didn't make us
god doesn't exist
it was evolution through natural selection
it's NATURAL
ofc we're not gonna get wings or anything (at least not yet)


"The good thing about Science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it."
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bart_simpsin is not online. bart_simpsin
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11 Jul 2017 10:44 AM
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supersuperluigi9 is not online. supersuperluigi9
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11 Jul 2017 10:44 AM
GOD, I knew atheists would flock to this thread.
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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 10:44 AM
Where's my freaking horns dude this is a big rip off
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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 10:48 AM
Still rightfully angry about this
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SkimblixWalker is not online. SkimblixWalker
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11 Jul 2017 10:48 AM
look on the bright side at least you can create art of those things.
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bl_e is not online. bl_e
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11 Jul 2017 10:49 AM
@noo
same tbh
imagine if instead we would've evolved from birds
sure, we'd probably be really weird but wings would be sick lol


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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 10:51 AM
Smh were just dumb apes with no fur
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Statesmanlike is not online. Statesmanlike
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11 Jul 2017 10:57 AM
humans have touched the moon, built structures upwards of 2000 feet tall, created commercial vehicles that fly 5 miles up in the atmosphere, created a telescope that can see for 10s of billions of light-years, harnessed the power of the atom, created the universal language of math, scaled the worlds highest natural peaks, and made communicating with people on the opposite side of the globe an everyday occurrence. i can do without wings.
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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 10:58 AM
well I can't cuz being groundbound is pretty lame
Get the eggheads at the lab to start making artificial wings stat
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BIackJesusChrist is not online. BIackJesusChrist
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11 Jul 2017 10:59 AM
You guys were all perfect little slaves till that ### ## listened to the snake and ate the fruit
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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 11:01 AM
So are you saying Satan is our true savior?
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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 11:06 AM
I wanna be a Pegasus
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TheCanadianSkipper is not online. TheCanadianSkipper
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11 Jul 2017 11:09 AM
idk so God could test us? otherwise we'd be immortal or something
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ForeverAFlame is not online. ForeverAFlame
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11 Jul 2017 11:12 AM
"cool fur"

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yeah but sort of proves that either god is fake or he is really boring, or maybe since very other animal is cool he just wants to see us suffer and eat bread or something


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Nooche is not online. Nooche
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11 Jul 2017 11:15 AM
I swear to GOD if I find out we were just a species designing project made by an amateur I'm gonna be ANGERY
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ForeverAFlame is not online. ForeverAFlame
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11 Jul 2017 11:19 AM
I swear to GOD if I find out we were just a species designing project made by an amateur I'm gonna be ANGERY [2]



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SkimblixWalker is not online. SkimblixWalker
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11 Jul 2017 11:21 AM
You are.
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laskop is not online. laskop
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11 Jul 2017 11:24 AM
"lame"

Human fingers are so sensitive, that if your fingers were the size of Earth, you could feel the difference between a house and a car.
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zachattack2756 is online. zachattack2756
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11 Jul 2017 11:25 AM
he doest he makes everyone differrent
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