Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:40 AM |
Yeah sure we can think and stuff But where's our exotic visage and stuff How come we don't get wings or cool fur or anything Where's our claws or underwater breathing abilities Why did God make us so freaking lame |
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:42 AM |
| Dunno, maybe when he created monkeys and gorillas we evolved incorrectly |
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PLABS
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:43 AM |
| maybe because god isn't real |
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bl_e
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:43 AM |
bc god didn't make us god doesn't exist it was evolution through natural selection it's NATURAL ofc we're not gonna get wings or anything (at least not yet)
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:44 AM |
| GOD, I knew atheists would flock to this thread. |
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Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:44 AM |
| Where's my freaking horns dude this is a big rip off |
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Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:48 AM |
| Still rightfully angry about this |
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:48 AM |
| look on the bright side at least you can create art of those things. |
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bl_e
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:49 AM |
@noo same tbh imagine if instead we would've evolved from birds sure, we'd probably be really weird but wings would be sick lol
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Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:51 AM |
| Smh were just dumb apes with no fur |
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:57 AM |
| humans have touched the moon, built structures upwards of 2000 feet tall, created commercial vehicles that fly 5 miles up in the atmosphere, created a telescope that can see for 10s of billions of light-years, harnessed the power of the atom, created the universal language of math, scaled the worlds highest natural peaks, and made communicating with people on the opposite side of the globe an everyday occurrence. i can do without wings. |
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Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:58 AM |
well I can't cuz being groundbound is pretty lame Get the eggheads at the lab to start making artificial wings stat |
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| 11 Jul 2017 10:59 AM |
| You guys were all perfect little slaves till that ### ## listened to the snake and ate the fruit |
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Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 11:01 AM |
| So are you saying Satan is our true savior? |
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Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 11:09 AM |
| idk so God could test us? otherwise we'd be immortal or something |
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| 11 Jul 2017 11:12 AM |
"cool fur"
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yeah but sort of proves that either god is fake or he is really boring, or maybe since very other animal is cool he just wants to see us suffer and eat bread or something
the only problem here is that it's opposite day | Creator of off topic, life, and death |
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Nooche
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| 11 Jul 2017 11:15 AM |
| I swear to GOD if I find out we were just a species designing project made by an amateur I'm gonna be ANGERY |
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| 11 Jul 2017 11:19 AM |
I swear to GOD if I find out we were just a species designing project made by an amateur I'm gonna be ANGERY [2]
the only problem here is that it's opposite day | Creator of off topic, life, and death |
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laskop
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| 11 Jul 2017 11:24 AM |
"lame"
Human fingers are so sensitive, that if your fingers were the size of Earth, you could feel the difference between a house and a car. |
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| 11 Jul 2017 11:25 AM |
| he doest he makes everyone differrent |
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