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| 08 Jul 2017 08:05 PM |
Rue - blobofmush
Jai - Korkskrew
John - Henrypika
Spike - Infantstein/iron
Liam Augustin - marc12267
Chernov - Prince_Julian
Derek Crow - ShiftyFilterHunter
Leigh - owningnoobs76
[ALL CHARACTERS] "Alright, the job is simple. We drop you off near the outskirts of the city. You get in, gather enough supplies for the next two months, and find a way to bring them back to Cornwall without getting yourselves eaten. Got it?"
All eight of you are in an armored limousine, en-route to the nearby city of Skralton. Skraltown is infested with living dead, rogue A.I, and even the occasional mutant...
The Cataclysm hit the country in a strange, asymmetrical manner, likely due to a combination of the acid rain moving from cloud to cloud, the A.I virus taking time to develop, and the strange vortices known only as "Null Portals" warping from location to location. Because of this, each of you have drastically different time-spans of survival, and each of you arrived at Cornwall at different periods of time.
The time for reminiscing is over, however. Cornwall's "outpost leader", Mr. Bran, opens the door to the limousine while it's still moving, gesturing for you to leap out.
"Well I'm not going to stop! That could get us surrounded! Now come on, jump!" |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:10 PM |
Jump off, and not die.
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:10 PM |
hopefully not die.
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:14 PM |
[CHERNOV] [5]
You give a nod to Mr. Bran and without hesitation, you leap from the open limousine door. Your robotic limps impact with the ground and crush pieces of the asphalt. Your heavy limbs prevent the momentum from sending you flying, leaving you in perfect condition. You stand, removing your fist from the solid asphalt road, rising to your full posture in a manner similar to Terminator.
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:15 PM |
| I skate to the door and hop out, aiming for a landing where I don't lose my balance. |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:16 PM |
A tentacle-legged, semi-bald, blonde man let out a deep sighed. He had repeatedly tried to adjust to sitting with tentacles for regular human legs, but was unable to find a comfortable sitting position. As a result, he ended up laying on the floor of the limousine.
"Well, okay." He said, trying to sound determined. He then proceeded to climb out of the stretched car. |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:16 PM |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKGJZt83_JE
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:16 PM |
(blob im sorry)
(im really sorry) |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:21 PM |
Oh, I'm definitely going to jump out ready to go. I don't even care where I land, as long as I can hit the ground running. If there's anything around I will definitely be ready.
(This is going to be the saltiest campaign if these dice literally have a 50% chance of a crappy outcome. You fail on 1 and 2 and apparently rolling the highest number will still result in the badness.) |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:23 PM |
[RUE] [1] Thinking leaping from a moving vehicle is a piece of cake (after all, you roller-blade all the time! How different could it be?), you skate across the limousine floor and leap from the door.
Big mistake.
Your wheels can't take that kind of impact. You were cruising in that limo at 30, maybe 35 mph. The wheels pop on impact as you collide with the road, sending you tripping across the asphalt and skidding down the road. Your skin peels away from the momentum, and the back of your neck slides across the asphalt from the momentum, twisting it backwards and disconnecting your spine.
Your paralyzed, bleeding, limp body sits there on the road, about 20 feet away from Chernov.
[LIAM] [3]
You stretch a tentacle or two down from the limousine, hoping to dismount in a peaceful manner. The suction cups on your tentacles cling to the asphalt, pulling you from the moving vehicle and sending you flinging forward. The tentacle limb isn't strong enough to support a dismount at those speeds, tearing from your body and sending you flying through the air.
You land a few feet next to Chernov, bruised, cut, and missing a tentacle limb. |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:23 PM |
| I prefer ################ ### system with difficulty on. Read in: Unenthusiastic voice |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:23 PM |
("This is going to be the saltiest campaign if these dice literally have a 50% chance of a crappy outcome. You fail on 1 and 2 and apparently rolling the highest number will still result in the badness."
that's the idea.) |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:24 PM |
20-sided die* for the tagged
also
"Leave the man behind, he will only slow us down." And proceed
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:26 PM |
| (Kinda reminded me of that one board game I played called Rekt. If you rolled a 1 on the six-sider during your very first turn, you would trip on a rock and die. I don't know why no one wants to play that game with me anymore.) |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:26 PM |
| (What happens if everyone dies before the fifth page?) |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:27 PM |
(A new group is made and our expendable lives will go on, until we become gods)
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:28 PM |
[LEIGH] [5] (you actually rolled this. I'm not just giving you a good roll to shut you up)
You leap from the passenger's side of the limousine door, colliding with the armored door in the process. However, thanks to your bulk and skill, you manage to take the door down with you, tearing it from its rusty hinges and using it to land on. The door skids against the asphalt, sending off sparks before losing its momentum and coming to halt about 10 feet in front of Chernov.
"Hey! What'd you just do to my limo?!" says Mr. Bran, shouting from the open doorframe.
(Rue is still alive btw. She's just... paralyzed. And bleeding to death.)
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:28 PM |
"...Ow." Liam said, as a result of his controller's lazy attempt at comedy.
(void.)
Liam simultaneously grimaced and quietly, as possible, hissed in pain from a reaction of a severed tentacle. Trying to ignore the pain as best as he can, he got back up and turned to Chernov with a somewhat jealous look on his face. |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:29 PM |
| (so you guys could actually take her, and keep her with you the whole mission if you wanted. Or, you know, throw her to the first zombie horde you see, using her body as a distraction.) |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:30 PM |
(No, we shall leave the body. We need to carry as much ITEMS as possible, not as much BODIES)
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:31 PM |
(Do people whose characters died get to play on as monsters, or is it just game over after that?)
Wish for a miracle to save me. |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:31 PM |
(I like how everyone's first reaction was to jump from a moving vehicle instead of trying to convince Mr. Bran to stop the car. Shows you what kind of people we are.)
(4 out of 8 people have left the limousine, by the way.) |
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| 08 Jul 2017 08:32 PM |
| (It's just game over, unless you die from being infected by a zombie or something, or turned into a cyborg by Reassembly Bots, or some other ############## method of revival.) |
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