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| 03 Jul 2017 12:22 PM |
| post random songs and bad puns here |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:23 PM |
a doe walks out of a bar "man, cant believe i blew 30 bucks in there" |
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super6jp7
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:24 PM |
Mine Oddity Diamond Sword to Major Steve! |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:24 PM |
what do you call a sad strawberry a blue berry
-hey dude that wasnt fun flipp off +you are being berry rude |
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Qwemz
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:24 PM |
aint the sharpest tool in the shed
What is life |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:24 PM |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJOujsrIgOc&t=2539s
"What do you call a wrestlers sandwich? A Hulk Hoagie"
ur mom XDDDD |
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anajay2
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:25 PM |
| Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of ### |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:25 PM |
Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life! Larger than life Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear there is someone, somewhere Watching me Through the wind, and the chill, and the rain And the storm, and the flood I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:25 PM |
Listen to the sound We are all spellbound
It's me and you A lot we've been through Just feel free to do what's to do Listen to the sound, honey We are all spellbound We're disconnected from the ground level We are all spellbound It's me and you A lot we've been through Just feel free to do what's to do
Listen to the sound We are all spellbound It's like heaven Never ever make off connection With the higher ground
Fɪ【l】𝓽𝔢𝔯 ⓟⓐƧƧιηg ㄥⓘᵏ3 𝕟0 丅0ʌʌ0Я0vv |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:26 PM |
no links allowed
only lyrics |
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noahg786
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:26 PM |
I threw a wish in the well, Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell, And now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a wish, Pennies and dimes for a kiss##############king for this, But now you're in my way
Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where do you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
It's hard to look right At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
And all the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
You took your time with the call, I took no time with the fall You gave me nothing at all, But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow and steal At fi#####ight and it's real I didn't know I would feel it, But it's in my way
Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby?
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
It's hard to look right At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
And all the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that I missed you so, so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right At you baby, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
And all the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe!
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that
So call me, maybe!
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:27 PM |
| PIZZA HUT MORE LIKE PIZZA ################# |
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noahg786
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:27 PM |
suprised it didint get hashtagged that much
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:27 PM |
| ### historia mutat valde Razgriz revelat ipsum: Primum daemon scelestus est. ### potentia sua Daemon fundet mortem in ####### ###### moritur. ### somnus finit, Razgriz surget iterum: Magnus heros est. ### historia mutat valde Razgriz revelat ipsum: Primum daemon scelestus est. ### potentia sua Daemon fundet mortem in ####### ###### moritur. ### somnus finit, Razgriz surget iterum: Magnus heros est. |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:28 PM |
When history witnesses a great change Razgriz reveals itself-first,
as a dark demon.
As a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies.
However, after a period of slumber,
Razgriz returns-
This time, as a great hero.
When history witnesses a great change Razgriz reveals itself-first,
as a dark demon.
As a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies.
However, after a period of slumber,
Razgriz returns-
This time, as a great hero. |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:32 PM |
Early in the evenin' just about supper time, Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind. Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up. Willy picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp. Down on the corner, out in the street Willy and the Poorboys are playin' Bring a nickel; tap your feet. Rooster hits the washboard and people just got to smile, Blinky, thumps the gut bass and solos for a while. Poorboy twangs the rhythm out on his kalamazoo. Willy goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo. Down on the corner, out in the street Willy and the Poorboys are playin' Bring a nickel; tap your feet. Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the Poorboys are playin' Bring a nickel; tap your feet. You don't need a penny just to hang around, But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down? Over on the corner there's a happy noise. People come from all around to watch the magic boy. Down on the corner, out in the street, Willy and the Poorboys are playin'; Bring a nickel; tap your feet. Down on the corner, out in the street Willy and the Poorboys are playin' Bring a nickel; tap your feet. Down on the corner, out in the street Willy and the Poorboys are playin' Bring a nickel; tap your feet. |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:37 PM |
| an astronaut walks in a bar the ######### says "Sorry, we don't serve rocketships" I do not work, I am a paid volunteer. |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:39 PM |
ok....
lets hear it for the artist who have performed here so far
-everyone claps-
We'll be back after this short commercial break |
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DrForce
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:40 PM |
Spent the night in formation To the battle we march in the dawn We were ready to die for our king On the fields of Breitenfeld
Fire at will Aim for their cannons Counter attack Thunder of guns
Gott mit uns As we all stand united All together Gott mit uns
From the old world's demise See an empire rise From the north reaching far Here we are
On September the seventh We filled their hearts with fear Seven times they attacked on that day Seven times they retreated
Cavarly charge Follow the banner After the king Freedom we bring
Gott mit uns As we all stand united All together Gott mit uns
From the old world's demise See an empire rise From the north reaching far Here we are
Breaking their lines Thousands of soldiers Run for their lives Legend arise
Gott mit uns As we all stand united All together Gott mit Gott mit uns As we all stand united All together Gott mit uns
From the old world's demise See an empire rise From the north reaching far Here we are Here we are
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:44 PM |
| aaannnddd WE'RE BACK FOR MORE FUN AT THE OT OPEN MIC THREAD COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA |
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DrForce
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:45 PM |
We remember, no surrender Heroes of our century
Three men stood strong and they held out for long Going into the fight to their death that awaits Crazy or brave, will it end in the grave? As they're giving their lives As their honor dictates
Far, far from home to a war Fought on foreign soil and far Far from known tell their tale Their forgotten story Cobras Fumantes, eterna é sua vitória
Rise from the blood of your heroes You, were the ones who refused to surrender The three rather died than to flee Know that your memory Will be sung for a century
Three took the blow while impressing their foe Throwing dice with their lives as they're paying the price Sent to raise hell, hear the toll of the bell It is calling for you as the Wehrmacht devised
Far, far from home to a war Fought on foreign soil and far Far from known tell their tale Their forgotten story Cobras Fumantes, eterna é sua vitória
Rise from the blood of your heroes You, were the ones who refused to surrender The three rather died than to flee Know that your memory Will be sung for a century
Sent over seas to be cast into fire Fought for a purpose with pride and desire Blood of the brave they would give to inspire Cobras Fumantes, your memory lives
Sent over seas to be cast into fire Fought for a purpose with pride and desire Blood of the brave they would give to inspire Cobras Fumantes, your memory lives
Cobras Fumantes, eterna é sua vitória
Rise from the blood of your heroes You, were the ones who refused to surrender The three rather died than to flee Know that your memory Will be sung for a century
We remember, no surrender Heroes of our century
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:48 PM |
Someone told me long ago There's a calm before the storm I know it's been comin' for some time When it's over so they say It'll rain a sunny day I know shinin' down like water I want to know Have you ever seen the rain? I want to know Have you ever seen the rain Comin' down on a sunny day? Yesterday and days before Sun is cold and rain is hard I know been that way for all my time 'Til forever, on it goes Through the circle, fast and slow, I know it can't stop, I wonder I want to know Have you ever seen the rain? I want to know Have you ever seen the rain Comin' down on a sunny day? Yeah I want to know Have you ever seen the rain? I want to know Have you ever seen the rain Comin' down on a sunny day? |
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| 03 Jul 2017 12:48 PM |
h-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh-ohhhhh
Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh-ohhhhh
This is an anthem for the homesick, for the beaten, The lost, the broke, the defeated. A song for the heartsick, for the stand by s, Living life in the shadow of a goodbye.
Do you remember when we learned how to fly? We'd play make-believe; we were young and had time on our side. You're stuck on the ground, Got lost, can't be found. Just remember that you're still alive.
I'll carry you home. No, you're not alone. Keep marching on, This is worth fighting for, You know we've all got battle scars. You've had enough, But just don't give up. Stick to your guns, You are worth fighting for. You know we've all got battle scars. Keep marching on.
This is a call to the soldiers, the fighters, The young, the innocent, and righteous. We've got a little room to grow. Better days are near, Hope is so much stronger than fear.
So if you jump, kid, don't be scared to fall. We'll be kings and queens in this dream, all for on e, on e for all. You can light up the dark, There's a fire in your heart, Burning brighter than ever before.
I'll carry you home. No, you're not alone. Keep marching on, This is worth fighting for, You know we've all got battle scars. You've had enough, But just don't give up. Stick to your guns, You are worth fighting for. You know we've all got battle scars. Keep marching on.
On and on, like we're living on a broken record. Hope is strong, but misery's a little quicker. Sit, and we wait, and we drown there, Thinking, "Why bother playing when it's unfair?" They say life's a waste, I say they lack belief. They tell me luck will travel, I tell 'em that's why I've got feet. Left, right, left, right, Moving along to the pulse of a heartbeat. This could be the last chance you have to fly. Do you like the ground? Want it to pass you by? Man, you had it all when you were just a kid. Do you even remember who you were back then? What do you want in life? Will you be twice as strong? What would you sacrifice? What are you waiting on? Don't stop, march on.
I'll carry you home. No, you're not alone. Keep marching on, This is worth fighting for, You know we've all got battle scars. You've had enough, But just don't give up. Stick to your guns, You are worth fighting for. You know we've all got battle scars. Keep marching on.
Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh-ohhhhh
Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh Oh-ohhhh-oh-ohhhh-ohhhhh
Keep marching on.
The sink could be shipping! |
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