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Re: The real reason Edeltia guards are inane idiots

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WoopiWoopi is not online. WoopiWoopi
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03 Jul 2017 02:42 AM
The Edeltia HICOM realizes that their city is so boring and mundane that as soon as people get through immigration they leave within minutes, but nobody ever even thinks of leaving while in the queue because of the anticipation to see what's on the other side of the gate. To take advantage of this, they take every measure to make sure that the pending process is inefficient and flawed as possible, such as issuing an IQ threshold to anybody aspiring to be a guard.

If the result is anything above "Brain dead cactus" then they aren't allowed in the group. That way, people will stay in the queue for as long as possible because the slow imbeciles kill you over and over again and if you ever by some miraculous divine intervention manage to find your way inside the city there's no other possible reaction in their thick skulls other than primitive screeching and shooting at you in first person, flailing their arms and proudly announcing, "ENEMY DOWN."

So all in all I'd say that Edeltia has some very smart business practices. Props!


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MagicHat4 is not online. MagicHat4
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03 Jul 2017 02:43 AM
Holy hell.





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SnoopDogg is not online. SnoopDogg
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03 Jul 2017 02:43 AM
i actually say "tango eliminated"
so youre wrong there


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Jaaziar is not online. Jaaziar
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03 Jul 2017 02:43 AM
Atmos Square has a lovely ambience when night comes, though


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WoopiWoopi is not online. WoopiWoopi
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03 Jul 2017 02:48 AM
i didn't notice it over the sound of people getting spawn killed during curfew hours because they weren't inside the city


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War_Force is not online. War_Force
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03 Jul 2017 02:50 AM
This is insanely true it's unbelievable.
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Jaaziar is not online. Jaaziar
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03 Jul 2017 02:51 AM
yeah, edeltia needs to revamp the checkpoint.
not only that, if civilians arent getting killed at the checkpoint, they're busy destroying the guards with their moonshots inside the city

now that i think of it, i personally think edeltia is far from the rp city it was meant to be


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WoopiWoopi is not online. WoopiWoopi
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03 Jul 2017 02:54 AM
no part of the design of edeltia is in any way entertaining for either guards or non ground members

not only that but the devs happened upon a good formula for a clan but failed to take advantage of it and honing it, so eventually they'll fade to obscurity as other clans follow them with better models


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Jaaziar is not online. Jaaziar
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03 Jul 2017 02:55 AM
FEAR's rp city :thinking:


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c4spian is online. c4spian
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03 Jul 2017 02:57 AM
this is great LOL


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enjoyablegamer321 is online. enjoyablegamer321
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03 Jul 2017 02:59 AM
i really don't see any rp ## ##### #####
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kroxon is online. kroxon
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03 Jul 2017 03:07 AM
this is great LOL [2]
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WoopiWoopi is not online. WoopiWoopi
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04 Jul 2017 01:02 AM
AND NOW THEY'RE WARRING VAK? WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?


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ahpricot is not online. ahpricot
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04 Jul 2017 01:04 AM
you can find guys in the city and pew pew
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SilentMutiny is online. SilentMutiny
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04 Jul 2017 01:05 AM
@zackyattacky @MrLandstar How did you guys make it in...


Caw Caw!
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blaster1249 is not online. blaster1249
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05 Jul 2017 09:42 PM
Woopi, your actually stupid.


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bobo1728 is not online. bobo1728
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05 Jul 2017 09:42 PM
I agree, the city is completely boring other than killing the guards at the front gate
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enjoyablegamer321 is online. enjoyablegamer321
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05 Jul 2017 09:43 PM
bobo is right
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RedemptionPatriot is not online. RedemptionPatriot
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05 Jul 2017 09:54 PM
This is great
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08 Jul 2017 12:41 PM
bobos
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