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| 30 Jun 2017 10:06 PM |
Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom (Repeat x96)
Throughout vacation I have played exactly 96 holes of golf. My great uncle died on the 18th hole on the first day through which we played through two complete rounds already and he died of exhaustion before finishing the third and my dad died on the 96th hole so I have played 96 holes of golf.
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I am a man of refined taste but still wallowing in garbage, here, where the world is quiet, and got plenty of sweet rewards to sweeten the deal and douse the trashheap in syrup - not that I'm here to listen to your problems, no. I am electric - made of electric, slashing prices left and right and tearing off your armor piece by piece and having second thoughts of going to town where I can attend both funerals and I want oh I want for my influence to stop growing. I am away on a pilgrimage, in a backseat of a moving GPS dot where God stares down and scoffs, and Andrew almost kills us by driving into the side of a semi-trailer before Simon lashes out with his viper tongue and tells him to keep the damn thing straight.
I see you like it in perfect circumference. I see that, on the final night of the adventure, you have thought it wise to look over my shoulder, to complain about everything I'm doing wrong. This is only an honest observation, but if the remaining 96 miles of this highway run dry-- "Here," Simon said, spilling out the papers in the low light of our hotel floor again. "Let's piece it together." He spoke softly, knowingly, that we were on the right track, and James slapped his index finger down on the stretch of roadmap about 250 miles from where we were but he said, with confidence: "That must be it. The 96th mile of Interstate 96." I didn't say a word. I just thanked God that being dragged about the country with four strangers I still didn't really know, no matter how much I catalogued things about them and bothered them for their poetry, that it was all coming to an end.
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| 30 Jun 2017 10:11 PM |
| i leaned on the railing and never moved |
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IVIeal
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| 30 Jun 2017 10:18 PM |
Workclicks if you want to live the life of a rter tonight, you're going to have to learn how to understand keeltoll
lemme speak to this mans
keeltoll....GRJRK G NKEMFKISOMJFLKSOIN EKESNMFJS F S F! jk hi dude!
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| 30 Jun 2017 10:31 PM |
| Can I please have the answer to ur riddle dad |
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| 30 Jun 2017 10:58 PM |
| We took the lily pad out of the water for examination. After a while we tossed it into the fire and it started to hiss and scream. I hope I won't get arrested for animal abuse. |
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| 30 Jun 2017 10:58 PM |
they began 4 hours ago
☂️ Beware The Umbrella Left There Forever 😛 |
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