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| 22 Jun 2017 03:23 PM |
So basically I was working on my story on Word while my sister was making slime. She used most of our wood glue and I asked: "Why?" My sister (I'll refer to her a June since that is her ROBLOX name) told me she wasn't using it so I shrugged it off and kept typing. I lost my glasses so everything was a bit blurry, so I guess I couldn't tell. Then June got out an old light since the night before she broke hers, and turned it on. I don't get why but she took the bulb off. But then I here a CRASH! I look and see June, staring at the ground in dismay. She dropped the dang bulb. "JUNE!" I shouted. "IT COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN THE FOOD DISH!" (We have a black named B o o c h .) "I KNOW!" I looked in his food dish and took out all the pieces and threw them out. "Go look for B o o c h and make sure he doesn't eat for now!" Shouted June. I ran to my room, June's room, my Mom's room, and the closets, but he wasn't there. "B o o c h isn't anywhere!" I shouted. "Good! That means he isn't here." June told me. Soon, the glass shards were picked up, and June was trying to find another light bulb to use. I continue to work on my story till I here another CRASH and June yelling "Why?" I begin to laugh and my sisters failure, and shouted "WHY?" in a bad version of her voice. I went over to help, but then I felt something... Digging in my skin... I STEPPED ON A FREAKING SHARD! "JUNE! JUNE! JUNE!" I shouted, running to the bathroom, with blood dripping on the floor. "I'M BLEEDING!"
To keep this story short and un-filtered, I'll just say this:
I put a lot of toilet paper on, then washed the blood, went through IV band-aids, but came out with mini band-aids on. Then, my Mom got home from work. "Long story." I say.
Summary:
June broke II light bulbs, I stepped on a sharp of bulb number II, I bleed out and freak out, I wash it off, put on a Band-Aid, and survived my Mom since she knew it was a accident.
So Moral of the story, never investigate places with broken light bulb shards scattered on the floor. |
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Rymass777
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Henrypika
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| 22 Jun 2017 07:42 PM |
I assume this is nothing but a fictional story.
No OoC marking to say otherwise, and way too long for me to bother reading. Keep it short, keep it simple. |
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| 22 Jun 2017 09:18 PM |
@Henry
This is a true story. I only slap a OoC in the title for updates like if I am going on vacation. |
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KeeganY
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| 22 Jun 2017 10:16 PM |
| When I become a father, I am going to tell this story to my kids. ( now this is parenting ) |
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| 22 Jun 2017 10:24 PM |
| at least you *have* a sister |
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| 22 Jun 2017 10:30 PM |
| I called my sister June since I didn't want to say her name. |
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| 22 Jun 2017 10:35 PM |
i know, you said that in the story
i'm just saying that you're lucky is all. |
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KeeganY
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| 22 Jun 2017 11:27 PM |
| I have a sister as well, her middle name is named after a lotus. |
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KeeganY
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| 22 Jun 2017 11:30 PM |
| I had a grandfather, but he died due to liver cancer |
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KeeganY
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| 22 Jun 2017 11:58 PM |
| ITS NOT A JOKE my grandfather really did die due to liver cancer! |
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| 23 Jun 2017 12:55 AM |
badum-tsh
the joke is that im adding the sounds of a drumroll whenever you say something very sad
thats the joke
because its not funny |
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| 23 Jun 2017 01:00 AM |
| Could you please stop, though |
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| 23 Jun 2017 01:56 AM |
alright alright
just thought some humor would fix the depressing mood everyone has right now, including myself |
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| 23 Jun 2017 01:56 AM |
| sorry to hear about your granddad |
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| 23 Jun 2017 02:14 AM |
| I had a story like that except I didn't have a sister and I was bleeding so I had to wash it myself |
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| 23 Jun 2017 06:35 AM |
| But the sound effect makes it sadder if anything. |
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| 26 Jun 2017 06:38 PM |
Woah I went back to read this and I saw this whole thing.
Wow, sorry about your Grandad and Sis. |
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| 26 Jun 2017 06:42 PM |
| Agreed, that is extremely sad. And the drum thing isn't exactly funny.... I can't imagine how hard it would be to cope with a loss like that. You guys have gone through a lot. I'm sorry about your grandpa and sister. |
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