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Re: This Legit Happened Today (True Story)

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bossman10606 is not online. bossman10606
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22 Jun 2017 03:23 PM
So basically I was working on my story on Word while my sister was making slime. She used most of our wood glue and I asked: "Why?"
My sister (I'll refer to her a June since that is her ROBLOX name) told me she wasn't using it so I shrugged it off and kept typing. I lost my glasses so everything was a bit blurry, so I guess I couldn't tell.
Then June got out an old light since the night before she broke hers, and turned it on. I don't get why but she took the bulb off. But then I here a CRASH!
I look and see June, staring at the ground in dismay. She dropped the dang bulb.
"JUNE!" I shouted. "IT COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN THE FOOD DISH!" (We have a black named B o o c h .)
"I KNOW!"
I looked in his food dish and took out all the pieces and threw them out.
"Go look for B o o c h and make sure he doesn't eat for now!" Shouted June.
I ran to my room, June's room, my Mom's room, and the closets, but he wasn't there.
"B o o c h isn't anywhere!" I shouted.
"Good! That means he isn't here." June told me. Soon, the glass shards were picked up, and June was trying to find another light bulb to use.
I continue to work on my story till I here another CRASH and June yelling "Why?"
I begin to laugh and my sisters failure, and shouted "WHY?" in a bad version of her voice. I went over to help, but then I felt something...
Digging in my skin...
I STEPPED ON A FREAKING SHARD!
"JUNE! JUNE! JUNE!" I shouted, running to the bathroom, with blood dripping on the floor. "I'M BLEEDING!"

To keep this story short and un-filtered, I'll just say this:

I put a lot of toilet paper on, then washed the blood, went through IV band-aids, but came out with mini band-aids on. Then, my Mom got home from work.
"Long story." I say.

Summary:

June broke II light bulbs, I stepped on a sharp of bulb number II, I bleed out and freak out, I wash it off, put on a Band-Aid, and survived my Mom since she knew it was a accident.

So Moral of the story, never investigate places with broken light bulb shards scattered on the floor.
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Darkprophecy22 is not online. Darkprophecy22
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22 Jun 2017 03:24 PM
best story
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Rymass777 is not online. Rymass777
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22 Jun 2017 04:08 PM
oh my....
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Henrypika is not online. Henrypika
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22 Jun 2017 07:42 PM
I assume this is nothing but a fictional story.

No OoC marking to say otherwise, and way too long for me to bother reading. Keep it short, keep it simple.
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Ice_creeper56 is not online. Ice_creeper56
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22 Jun 2017 08:17 PM
that was entertaining


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bossman10606 is not online. bossman10606
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22 Jun 2017 09:18 PM
@Henry

This is a true story. I only slap a OoC in the title for updates like if I am going on vacation.
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rexnfx is not online. rexnfx
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22 Jun 2017 09:40 PM
epic
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legenderyfun23 is not online. legenderyfun23
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22 Jun 2017 09:48 PM
ok cool
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KeeganY is not online. KeeganY
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22 Jun 2017 10:16 PM
When I become a father, I am going to tell this story to my kids. ( now this is parenting )
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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22 Jun 2017 10:24 PM
at least you *have* a sister
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bossman10606 is not online. bossman10606
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22 Jun 2017 10:30 PM
I called my sister June since I didn't want to say her name.
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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22 Jun 2017 10:35 PM
i know, you said that in the story

i'm just saying that you're lucky is all.
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KeeganY is not online. KeeganY
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22 Jun 2017 11:27 PM
I have a sister as well, her middle name is named after a lotus.
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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22 Jun 2017 11:29 PM
i have a dead one
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KeeganY is not online. KeeganY
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22 Jun 2017 11:30 PM
I had a grandfather, but he died due to liver cancer
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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22 Jun 2017 11:33 PM
badum-tsh
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KeeganY is not online. KeeganY
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22 Jun 2017 11:58 PM
ITS NOT A JOKE my grandfather really did die due to liver cancer!
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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23 Jun 2017 12:55 AM
badum-tsh

the joke is that im adding the sounds of a drumroll whenever you say something very sad

thats the joke

because its not funny
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KeeganY is not online. KeeganY
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23 Jun 2017 01:00 AM
Could you please stop, though
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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23 Jun 2017 01:56 AM
alright alright

just thought some humor would fix the depressing mood everyone has right now, including myself
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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23 Jun 2017 01:56 AM
sorry to hear about your granddad
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Jackoweb7689 is not online. Jackoweb7689
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23 Jun 2017 02:14 AM
I had a story like that except I didn't have a sister and I was bleeding so I had to wash it myself
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KeeganY is not online. KeeganY
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23 Jun 2017 06:35 AM
But the sound effect makes it sadder if anything.
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bossman10606 is not online. bossman10606
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26 Jun 2017 06:38 PM
Woah I went back to read this and I saw this whole thing.

Wow, sorry about your Grandad and Sis.
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DailyRoLord is not online. DailyRoLord
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26 Jun 2017 06:42 PM
Agreed, that is extremely sad. And the drum thing isn't exactly funny.... I can't imagine how hard it would be to cope with a loss like that. You guys have gone through a lot. I'm sorry about your grandpa and sister.
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