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Re: i was only 9 years old

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helpfuljordan3150 is not online. helpfuljordan3150
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29 Jan 2015 11:53 PM
i loved roblox so much, i had all the merchandise and hats
i pray to builderman every night before bed, thanking him for the life i've been given
"builderman is love" i say. "builderman is life"
my dad hears me and calls me a noob
i knew he was just jealous of my official roblox t-shirt
i called him a noob back, he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
im crying now, and my face hurts
i lay in bed and its really cold
a warmth is moving towards me, i feel something touch me
its builderman
i am so happy
he whispers in my ear "this is my game"
he grabs my wallet with his powerful programmer hands
im ready
i spread my wallet open for builderman
he penetrates my money supply
it hurts so much but i do it for builderman
i can hear my wallet tearing as my eyes start to water
i offer my dad's credit card
i want to please builderman
he roars a mighty roar as he grabs the credit card
my dad walks in
builderman looks him straight in the eye and says "its free"
builderman leaves through my window
builderman is love, builderman is life
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AhhTree is not online. AhhTree
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29 Jan 2015 11:54 PM
builderman is my dad

.kcab nrut, kcab nrut, kcab nrut, kcab nruT. ton si emit tub elbasrever si cisum ehT; you don't text for help, you cry for it; http://www.roblox.com/Whitevalk-item?id=184265737 ; http://www.roblox.com/Rainbow-Pal-Hair-item?id=207918384
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deadnoob1213 is not online. deadnoob1213
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30 Jan 2015 12:01 AM
When did this happened? Cause the title is past tense but the post is present.
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Masonly is not online. Masonly
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27 Jun 2015 10:29 PM
What did i just read


"It's a nice day for a white wedding!"
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samfaison2 is online. samfaison2
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27 Jun 2015 10:32 PM
LMAOOOOOOO
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AhhTreeV3 is not online. AhhTreeV3
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12 Aug 2015 03:00 AM
AHHTRREE
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TixerTixy is not online. TixerTixy
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12 Aug 2015 03:01 AM
tl;dr



ಠnಠ
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samfaison2 is online. samfaison2
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12 Aug 2015 03:02 AM
That was beautiful OP.
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Hanolas is not online. Hanolas
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12 Aug 2015 03:03 AM
This made my day.

I have a time machine that only goes forward in time, called my bed | ~Ƕ∂ȵℴℒαȿ~
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tomfox914 is not online. tomfox914
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12 Aug 2015 03:04 AM
NAUGHTY
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Masonly is not online. Masonly
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23 Sep 2015 03:45 PM
bump
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helpfuljordan3150 is not online. helpfuljordan3150
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24 Sep 2015 05:23 PM
Ghostbumping?
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RothemesPetDuck is not online. RothemesPetDuck
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24 Sep 2015 05:27 PM
i love this
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Forgedfromchaos is online. Forgedfromchaos
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24 Sep 2015 05:27 PM
10/10
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RobloxFTW21 is not online. RobloxFTW21
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24 Sep 2015 05:27 PM
XD
Posting this on Twitter!
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Slamdunks is not online. Slamdunks
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24 Sep 2015 05:28 PM
This story would be great.

But I'm pretty sure it's copy and pasted off some 2013 thread I saw.

❖♠|| ѕℓαм∂υηкѕ || August, 12, 2007 || Add 12k posts || RT || OT || Builder||♠❖
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xIzeck is not online. xIzeck
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24 Sep 2015 05:31 PM
I actually like this!



ayy lmao
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OceanicFlee is not online. OceanicFlee
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25 Oct 2015 05:42 AM
is this a MEME ripoff?

please tell me its not
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AnotherMagiKarpLover is not online. AnotherMagiKarpLover
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25 Oct 2015 06:02 AM
nottu deesu sheetu agen
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rolan0 is not online. rolan0
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25 Oct 2015 06:04 AM
Original: Shrek Is love shrek is lifr
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cozeo is not online. cozeo
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25 Oct 2015 07:52 AM
what even
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Nukevenge is not online. Nukevenge
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25 Oct 2015 07:54 AM
DA FUQ
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Interactivity is not online. Interactivity
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25 Oct 2015 08:08 AM
"i spread my wallet open for builderman"

this has to be the best thing i've ever heard in the history of ever ever
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iNinjaMeatball is not online. iNinjaMeatball
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25 Oct 2015 08:10 AM
12/10
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12 Nov 2016 11:09 AM
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