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| 29 Jan 2015 11:53 PM |
i loved roblox so much, i had all the merchandise and hats i pray to builderman every night before bed, thanking him for the life i've been given "builderman is love" i say. "builderman is life" my dad hears me and calls me a noob i knew he was just jealous of my official roblox t-shirt i called him a noob back, he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep im crying now, and my face hurts i lay in bed and its really cold a warmth is moving towards me, i feel something touch me its builderman i am so happy he whispers in my ear "this is my game" he grabs my wallet with his powerful programmer hands im ready i spread my wallet open for builderman he penetrates my money supply it hurts so much but i do it for builderman i can hear my wallet tearing as my eyes start to water i offer my dad's credit card i want to please builderman he roars a mighty roar as he grabs the credit card my dad walks in builderman looks him straight in the eye and says "its free" builderman leaves through my window builderman is love, builderman is life |
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AhhTree
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| 29 Jan 2015 11:54 PM |
builderman is my dad
.kcab nrut, kcab nrut, kcab nrut, kcab nruT. ton si emit tub elbasrever si cisum ehT; you don't text for help, you cry for it; http://www.roblox.com/Whitevalk-item?id=184265737 ; http://www.roblox.com/Rainbow-Pal-Hair-item?id=207918384 |
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| 30 Jan 2015 12:01 AM |
| When did this happened? Cause the title is past tense but the post is present. |
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Masonly
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| 27 Jun 2015 10:29 PM |
What did i just read
"It's a nice day for a white wedding!" |
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AhhTreeV3
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Hanolas
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| 12 Aug 2015 03:03 AM |
This made my day.
I have a time machine that only goes forward in time, called my bed | ~Ƕ∂ȵℴℒαȿ~ |
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tomfox914
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| 24 Sep 2015 05:27 PM |
XD Posting this on Twitter! |
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Slamdunks
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| 24 Sep 2015 05:28 PM |
This story would be great.
But I'm pretty sure it's copy and pasted off some 2013 thread I saw.
❖♠|| ѕℓαм∂υηкѕ || August, 12, 2007 || Add 12k posts || RT || OT || Builder||♠❖ |
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xIzeck
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| 24 Sep 2015 05:31 PM |
I actually like this!
ayy lmao |
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| 25 Oct 2015 05:42 AM |
is this a MEME ripoff?
please tell me its not |
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| 25 Oct 2015 06:04 AM |
| Original: Shrek Is love shrek is lifr |
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| 25 Oct 2015 08:08 AM |
"i spread my wallet open for builderman"
this has to be the best thing i've ever heard in the history of ever ever |
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