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| 22 Jun 2017 01:04 PM |
You've been busted by a mall cop for stealing. You've later been sent to the mall cop's office. You;
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B: Try to escape |
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:06 PM |
You try to escape, but the mall cop caught you!
You:
A: Tell him you want to use the restroom
B: Fight hin |
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min1up
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:07 PM |
its paul blart segways are too dangerous, so
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:08 PM |
You told him that you want to use the restroom, but he doesn't let you!
You:
A: Pee in your pants
B: Wait
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:11 PM |
B if I hold it in for too long, I may damage my internals and get an infection the mall cop is liable for it, so he would have to compensate money for me back OR do something else...
it is like selling your kidney |
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:13 PM |
You tried to hold it for a long time. But all of a sudden, YOUR BLADDER EXPLODES!
You:
A: Call 911
B: Tell the mall cop your bladder exploded
C: Do nothing |
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:14 PM |
B since I'm stealing, I will have the mall cop pay for the ambulance bills
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:17 PM |
The mall cop now has to pay the hospital bills. You are now going under surgery.
FEW DAYS LATER
You meet the mall cop again
You:
A: say sorry to him
B: Fight him, Pokemon style
C: Fight him, SSBB style
D: Say rude things to him |
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:21 PM |
according to some jobs, they have to provide insurance the mall cop probably didn't pay TOO much...
A: say sorry
not only this is a get out of jail free card, but I probably ruined his job, too lol
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:23 PM |
You said sorry to him. The mall cap accepted your apology.
A few years later, you became best friends with him
THE END |
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:24 PM |
Ending 1: Become friends.
Ending 2: Unknown
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:24 PM |
| oh man paul blart is a good guy |
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:25 PM |
lets start over
You've been busted by a mall cop for stealing. You've later been sent to the mall cop's office. You;
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B: Try to escape
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:26 PM |
@United That's not one of the answers
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:27 PM |
You now live in North Korea
THE END! |
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:28 PM |
You try to escape, but the mall cop caught you!
You:
A: Tell him you want to use the restroom
B: Fight him
From Previous Ending C: Grab his gun and shoot randomly
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| 22 Jun 2017 01:28 PM |
C: Grab his gun and shoot randomly
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