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| 21 Jun 2017 06:40 AM |
It is a warm day and the weather is fairly nice. You can feel the breeze blow against your face as you relax in a wooden chair up against a metal table. You are outside of a pizza parlor - dining with a friend of yours.
You two begin to talk about your favorite topics, and how you someday wish to achieve your greatest dream. While your friend begins to blabber on about non-sense, you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket. You pay no attention to your friend and reveal your phone toward your line of sight.
Now you are looking directly down at the phone. Your friend is still talking to you but you carelessly ignore him. You notice that you have a notification inside of your messages and decide to open up the application. What confronts you nearly sinks your heart into your gut.
The text reads: "You have exactly four hours until departure. I have sent a man to personally deal with you. No matter the situation - he will go at any cost to end your existence. I'm sure you've had your fun. Goodbye, @PlayerName."
The expression on your face quickly turns from a subtle smile to an irrational frown. Your skin tone is almost completely white. Out of fear: You cannot move your limbs, no your head, it seems as if you are paralyzed. You are unsure of how to go about this.
Worried, your friend grabs your arm to attract you back into reality. On impact, you behave hesitantly and pull away. Your friend is in shock as you have never reacted in such a way.
His mother pulls up upfront of the Pizza Parlor. She is driving in a red sedan with a bit of a rusty paint job. The car lets out a honk, followed by to other minor honks. Your friend apologizes for leaving on such short notice and comforts you with his deepest regards. He rushes toward the car and out of sight.
The sedan pulls away and you are left alone.
You have exactly four hours to decide what you will do. This is a dangerous game of tag and the victor will come out victorious. The question is: Who will be the one caught first?
If you think about it, every sci-fi movie to ever exist is kind of ridiculous. |
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| 21 Jun 2017 07:17 AM |
| I simply call a hitman on the hitman thats going to murder me, considering I have decent wealth, the hitman dies due to the other hitman killing them, the in. |
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| 21 Jun 2017 09:25 AM |
If we were being serious, Doggo's idea would be the most logical. If we were in an action movie, where logic is non-existent, my best (worst) bet would be to summon the Hitman to a public area where we would have a good ol' time playing fisticuffs. Obviously that wouldn't work out, but when you're being hunted by a relentless killer I think you'd want to go out in a fun way. By having your teeth punched out.
"Ugh, I do not think ve brought enough body bags." |
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kaan4550
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| 21 Jun 2017 09:41 AM |
| gets an m60 and blast him like rambo |
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| 21 Jun 2017 12:45 PM |
"Terrible Prank"
I text back |
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| 23 Jun 2017 02:17 PM |
I'd probably be a coward and run to my house and barricade all the doors and windows and hide in my basement.
But, if I was an action movie character, I'd probably get into some camo and hide in the bushes with a gun. |
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KeeganY
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| 25 Jun 2017 02:18 AM |
| If I were in an action movie, I would get in my mad ### # James Bond car. I would get all of the information about where he is and #### #### in the most brutal way possible. ( running him over and getting the spikes on the front to impale him. ) |
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tonaleo
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| 25 Jun 2017 04:05 AM |
Pins head. Down and keeps hinting at the ground Hit man: stop stop stop!!!! Me: *sets on fire* bye |
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tonaleo
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| 25 Jun 2017 04:06 AM |
What if destory him and it was a prank Hit man prank gone wrong |
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KeeganY
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| 25 Jun 2017 09:41 AM |
| What if I call a hit man on the hitman, then they call another hitman to kill the hitman that will kill the hitman that will kill me, causing a never ending cycle of hit men |
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| 25 Jun 2017 09:52 AM |
| Easy. Turn states, alert the police, hire a few personal bodyguards, etc |
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Zynthax
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| 25 Jun 2017 10:48 AM |
I'd demand someone's car, and drive away. If this hitman decides to follow me, I'd crash the car into a building, jumping out before the impact. Hopefully this is too fast for the hitman and he crashes too. I go into hiding and text back "Your Hitman is dead, and I'm in a place where no one will find me. I shall now hire a hitman to find you. Good luck." I then hack the texts to find out where the person lives, sending a hitman there. The hitman successfully kills the person, and I live my life worry free. |
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| 25 Jun 2017 04:49 PM |
my nxi🅱️🅱️a I'd rob a KFC and eat all their chicken and then die happy
ok cool so you can add a siggy here |
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