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Re: happy father's day! let's make a joke book

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ClumsyGuest7 is not online. ClumsyGuest7
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18 Jun 2017 12:01 PM
see title. i'll start

What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack eachother up!
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GoogleIsntAVirus is not online. GoogleIsntAVirus
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18 Jun 2017 12:04 PM
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
*leaves*


𝐮𝐛𝟑𝐫𝐑𝟎𝐱𝐗𝐨𝐫𝐳𝐚𝐠𝐞!
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18 Jun 2017 12:04 PM
Heuhehhee


https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=218573433
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ClumsyGuest7 is not online. ClumsyGuest7
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18 Jun 2017 12:05 PM
How are a chicken and a grape alike?
They're both purple... except for the chicken.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What has fo ur legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and would injure you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove she's not chicken!
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HungryLemons is not online. HungryLemons
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18 Jun 2017 12:06 PM
how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
ill tell you later


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Fast_c0w is not online. Fast_c0w
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18 Jun 2017 12:07 PM
imagination event
that's the joke


nothing personal kid
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ClumsyGuest7 is not online. ClumsyGuest7
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18 Jun 2017 12:08 PM
Where do you put a smart hot dog?
On the honor roll.

What was the hot dog's name?
Frank.

Where did the hot dog love to be?
The ball park.

Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
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ClumsyGuest7 is not online. ClumsyGuest7
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18 Jun 2017 12:10 PM
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us Rex

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ClumsyGuest7 is not online. ClumsyGuest7
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18 Jun 2017 12:15 PM
bump

this is for my dad lego-seed by the way
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18 Jun 2017 12:38 PM
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GodlyFedora is online. GodlyFedora
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18 Jun 2017 12:39 PM
[Intro]
It's that Minecraft thug life
MC for life, boys
Thug life, man
Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang
Minecraft, gi#####i#############################i####
[Hook]
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Play Minecraft, gotta play Minecraft
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve

[Verse 1]
Don't chase no Steves
Two ores, mining with the gang
From wooden tools to a whole lotta diamonds
Out the mine shaft, I've been mining diamonds
And compromising half a million on these gold blocks
Minecraft houses looking like a mansion
Got some potions that I just br##########iamonds I can barely mine
Ask me, I'mma blow some TNT
P####r#####3 diamonds
Minecraft air, mining redstone
Glowstone, that's a liability
Hit the skeleton, boosting my Minecraft speed

[Hook]
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Play Minecraft, gotta play Minecraft
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off
Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores
Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve


r+://865487005r+://865487176
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Qwemz is not online. Qwemz
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18 Jun 2017 12:42 PM
what does a short-term memory fish say
hi im dory

What is life
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ClumsyGuest7 is not online. ClumsyGuest7
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18 Jun 2017 01:26 PM
bump
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anajay2 is not online. anajay2
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18 Jun 2017 01:29 PM
Why is a rabbit black?
It's because it was born that way.
-my dad, fathers day 2017
Greatest joke of all time
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18 Jun 2017 01:37 PM
emoji movie


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