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| 18 Jun 2017 12:01 PM |
see title. i'll start
What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack eachother up! |
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? *leaves*
𝐮𝐛𝟑𝐫𝐑𝟎𝐱𝐗𝐨𝐫𝐳𝐚𝐠𝐞! |
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ryen5642
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
Heuhehhee
https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=218573433 |
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:05 PM |
How are a chicken and a grape alike? They're both purple... except for the chicken.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What has fo ur legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and would injure you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove she's not chicken! |
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:06 PM |
how do you keep an idiot in suspense? ill tell you later
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Fast_c0w
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:07 PM |
imagination event that's the joke
nothing personal kid |
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:08 PM |
Where do you put a smart hot dog? On the honor roll.
What was the hot dog's name? Frank.
Where did the hot dog love to be? The ball park.
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup! |
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:10 PM |
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saw-us Rex
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:15 PM |
bump
this is for my dad lego-seed by the way |
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:39 PM |
[Intro] It's that Minecraft thug life MC for life, boys Thug life, man Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang Minecraft, gi#####i#############################i#### [Hook] Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores Play Minecraft, gotta play Minecraft Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve
[Verse 1] Don't chase no Steves Two ores, mining with the gang From wooden tools to a whole lotta diamonds Out the mine shaft, I've been mining diamonds And compromising half a million on these gold blocks Minecraft houses looking like a mansion Got some potions that I just br##########iamonds I can barely mine Ask me, I'mma blow some TNT P####r#####3 diamonds Minecraft air, mining redstone Glowstone, that's a liability Hit the skeleton, boosting my Minecraft speed
[Hook] Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores Play Minecraft, gotta play Minecraft Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off Armor on, Minecraft, Armor off Diamond ores, creepers, diamond ores Chase diamonds, never chase a Steve
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Qwemz
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| 18 Jun 2017 12:42 PM |
what does a short-term memory fish say hi im dory
What is life |
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| 18 Jun 2017 01:29 PM |
Why is a rabbit black? It's because it was born that way. -my dad, fathers day 2017 Greatest joke of all time |
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