eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:02 PM |
hi. you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it's water. actually most of it's water. i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. it's sad. i'm sad. i miss you. |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:02 PM |
how did this happen? a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. when? never. makes sense, right? like i said, it didn't happen. nothing was never anywhere. that's why it's been everywhere. it's been so everywhere you don't need a where. you don't even need a when. that's how every it gets. |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:02 PM |
forget this. i wanna be something. go somewhere. do something. i want things to change. i want to invent time and space. and i know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened. i just don't know when to start. and that's exactly where it started. |
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:03 PM |
ok bye
Thunder-Thunderavich-Thunderovski! Finally! |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:03 PM |
whoah, i paused it. i think there's a universe now. what's it made of? quarks & stuff |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:03 PM |
ah, that's a thing. in a place. don't like it? try a new place. at a different time™. try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger. and emptier. but it's not empty yet. it's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees. |
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:03 PM |
| bill wurtz is overrated and unfunny |
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MCandRB5
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:03 PM |
suddenly everything explodes
for mother russia |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:03 PM |
| great news! the quarks are now happily ######## in groups of three called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't cause it's still too hot great news! the protons and neutrons are now happily ####### to each other. and some of them even doubled up. great news, the electrons have now joined in congratulations, the world is now a bunch of gas in space. |
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
ah, thats a thing. in a place. dont like it? try it again? in a different time TM
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keuns
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
at least give the man credit
legalize marinara |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
but it's getting closer together. and it's getting closer together. and it's getting closer toge- it's a star |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
| new stuff just got made! some stars burn out and die. bigger stars burn out and die with passion, and make some brand new, way crazier ##### space dust which allows newer, more interesting stars to be made, and then die, and explode into even crazier space dust |
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
"bill wurtz is overrated and unfunny" doesn't that make him a little more relatable for you? ... jk i respect your opinion he IS quite overrated in my opinion |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:04 PM |
so now stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice, and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things. like this ball of flaming rocks for example. holy heck, we just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks. and it kind of made a mess. which is now the moon |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:05 PM |
weather update: it's raining rocks from outer space. weather update: those rocks might have had water inside them, and now there's hot steam in the sky. weather update: cooler temperatures today, and the floor is no longer lava. weather update: it's raining. severe flooding alert: the entire world is now an ocean. |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:05 PM |
volcano alert: that's land! there's life in the ocean what? something's alive in the ocean oh cool, like a plant or an animal? no, a microscopic speck. |
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eIiiza
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:05 PM |
| it ##### ## ### ###### of the ocean and eats ######## soup, which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever. oh yeah, and it can do that. it has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself. so that's pretty nifty, i would say. tired of ###### ## ### ###### of the ocean? NOW YOU CAN EAT SUNLIGHT using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food TASTE THE SUN |
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| 14 Jun 2017 12:06 PM |
side effect: now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky's blue. then the earth might have been a snowball for a while, maybe even a couple of times. it's a sponge. it's a plant. it's a worm, and some other types of weird strange water bugs and strange fish. it's the Cambrian explosion |
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| 17 Jun 2017 09:08 AM |
wow, thats animals and stuff
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| 17 Jun 2017 09:14 AM |
Hey can we go on land?
No
Why?
The Sun Is a Deadly Laser
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| 17 Jun 2017 09:20 AM |
| You are saying stuff like what Poppy would say lol. |
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