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| 16 Jun 2017 11:13 AM |
| Hello America! I have decided to run as YOUR candidate for Las Vegas Mayor! I will be running under the great, successful, and godly Meme Party. Our goal in this election is simple: Make Las Vegas Lit Again! I'd like to think of my candidacy as one similar to that of my idol, Lord Buckethead. Lord Buckethead ran for Parliament in the UK and stood for true, intelligent values that I support as a Meme Party Politician. I intend to do a few things for Las Vegas. I will be creating a communist district of Las Vegas for all of the communist people's needs. For all of the communists I will create a state-run bank that will evenly distribute money amongst the people. Outside of this district, I also intend on creating billboards solely upon which we will post memes. No campaign ads, no threats from gangs who want to kill us, just memes. We will also create more non dangerous but legal (sorry this always gets hashed) ##### like amps in LV in Las Vegas, as this is a game and there's no reason to prevent people from having (again, sorry for hashes) ##### and you can't make Las Vegas Lit Again without them! We will also be creating nuclear weapons at the LVCC Headquarters in case of emergency. In case of economic crisis, we will auction off these nuclear weapons to the people of Las Vegas. As I have not even been on the campaign trail for an hour, these are all of my plans so far. There will be more on the way from myself as a Meme Party Candidate. This is the uprising of the common man fighting for his memes. Political power is born out of the barrel of a gun! (Disclaimer: The preceding statement is merely to show our support for communist's rights and the common man, memes do not in any way support violence as we are a peaceful people). We must stand up and create the Lit Las Vegas of our dreams. Thank you. |
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BaneKilo
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| 16 Jun 2017 11:36 AM |
Communism is no good
Signed The dude who dropped out of POTUS elections due to boredom |
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jltom
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| 16 Jun 2017 12:08 PM |
[USA] Las Vegas NUSA Lit
chicken nuggets |
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Ozzymen
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SwayGovt
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:20 PM |
| Clearly an unfit candidate for such a position. I wouldn't sign this thread in my dreams. |
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:21 PM |
| this is an important issue that needs more awareness |
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Aperturee
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:21 PM |
| I cannot belive someone as immature as this person is even CONSIDERING to run for LV Mayor. -rep. Don't sign the thread. |
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:23 PM |
| This person disgusts me. Such immaturity that's been proven through Discord definitely does not make him a good person, not even nearly a mayor! |
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:24 PM |
| This is a joke candidacy just so you know, Bane and I got bored. I'm actually quite ###### during my actual Congressional duties. |
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Marko0808
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:24 PM |
| I wouldn't consider this person as a joke candidate, not to mention as a serious one. |
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BaneKilo
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:29 PM |
STOP BEING MEAN!
In all honestly, Chief has a point lol. We just got bored. None of us are communist anyway |
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:30 PM |
| Bane, I would like to ask. Do you think you're ###### enough for this? [Pebbel] |
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| 16 Jun 2017 03:38 PM |
| ^ Something I can agree on with these pebble people is that we HATE Pelican!!! |
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| 16 Jun 2017 04:20 PM |
I believe if you can make LV lit again, I'm in man!
Signed. |
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