sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:33 PM |
"What may I get you today?"
~Menu~ Midget Normal Insanity Canyenne Pepper Frappe (For all those who enjoy a SPICY flame war) $4.99 $5.99 $6.02
Unicorn Frappe (Perfect for the basic girls willing to do anything) $6.75 $4.50 $10.90
Hot Chocolate (For the "normal" people who assume that $2.99 $3.50 $5.25 they're normal but are actually a hot mess)
Apple Cider *not carbonated (served lukewarm or icy cold but honestly, $2.25 $3.00 $3.45 who gets this anyways)
Plain Black Coffee (Made special to those who deliver insightful $3.00 $3.25 $4.00 and meaningfulness to the somewhat bland society)
*Latte art is an extra $0.50 but our baristas aren't gonna do it for you. We will supply the materials :)
T H A N K Y O U F O R V I S I T I N G
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:34 PM |
HANZO LATTE ART PLS
hanzo shimadamada. |
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:34 PM |
| ######## Pepper Frappe and unicorn Frappe and all of the are insane sizes please! |
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ee41
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:35 PM |
| i'll take an apple cider, stat |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:36 PM |
| @Chubby *gives cup of Latte to chubby* *hands Chubby a pitcher full of cream since baristas ain't spending time drawing faces that are gonna dissapear in a matter or seconds* |
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:37 PM |
Got noose noodles?
This is some great suicidal material. |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:37 PM |
@Little *Hands little a unicorn frappe, but Oh No!, Barista #3 has mixed up the colors and you are presented with a sickly green drink*
ENJOY! |
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:38 PM |
I'll have the Cayenne Pepper Frappe, midget size, to go. Thanks. |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:39 PM |
| @EE41 *hands a cup of apple cider* *see's a cup of club soda with slices of apples* |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:41 PM |
@Potty *Finishes Canyenne Pepper Latte but Barista #2 decides get creative and adds few more spices*
"Please enjoy your mint, lavender, clove, garlic, nutmeg, cinnamon and Canyenne Pepper Latte" |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:43 PM |
*Owner will be on break for a bit but please be welcome to submit your orders*
I also accept custom orders :D |
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sly1032
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Blov
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:54 PM |
I want a frappe frappucino
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:57 PM |
@Blov *calls out name but gives out an empty cup*
"Sorry suh, your order was too complicated and you left many of our Baristas puzzled" |
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:57 PM |
Cafe's are not my cup of tea
~ Morgan ~ |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 09:58 PM |
| @morgan *gives a cup of hot jasmin tea* |
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rapunzeal
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| 13 Jun 2017 10:00 PM |
where's my noose noodles
This is some great suicidal material. |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 10:00 PM |
| @Rapunzeal Sure, at what cost? |
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| 13 Jun 2017 10:01 PM |
| Give me a suicide of every drink you have, Max Insanity size. Throw in some jalapenos for flavor. |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 10:01 PM |
| @DaMagic *boils some strands of spaghetti and Barista #3 ties them into a noose* *hangs it on the ceiling and calls out to DaMagicScoot that their order is ready* |
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Blov
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kireida
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| 13 Jun 2017 10:03 PM |
| typical unfunny summerbag garbage |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 10:03 PM |
| @dude *Baristas frantically prepare your order as you wait patiently* *Besides a few injuries, your huge order was delivered succesfully in a giant trashcan* |
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sly1032
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| 13 Jun 2017 10:04 PM |
@Kireida you face is summerbag garbage. Roasted n' toasted m8
"would you like to try our Canyenne Pepper Frappe? You seem to need it" |
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