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| 19 May 2017 11:46 PM |
I hear and see a lot of fanboys trying to make this comeback to people bashing their favourite company, so I thought of a great comeback to really hit your opponent.
"You know what, I'm just gonna spit it out now, why are we arguing about consoles? Why has life brought us here to fight over stupid plastic made by corporate business men. Why are we so oblivious to what's happening right now. We are worshiping virtual characters because we are lonely. We were just trying to escape reality, but it has closed its doors. The world outside is falling apart, the government and economy is tearing to pieces. But we can't stop it now, because we call for Mac & Cheese in our moms basement. We were so attached to our virtual worlds, that we forgot to feed the dog. So when you make another comment about your silly machine, just remember, that we will become what we behold."
This will really grind their gears.
Also, tl;dr
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PSCStar
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| 20 May 2017 02:35 AM |
nintendo fanboys are like bronies
they explode over one thing they see that isnt positive to nintendo |
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| 20 May 2017 03:26 AM |
| §ŇÏPƏŘ ƏLÏŢƏ #### ZØMÏƏ§ 2 |
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Zyphyris
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| 20 May 2017 07:50 AM |
"This will really grind their gears."
Intentional pun, or..?
PAC-MAN is real. |
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thrift00
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| 20 May 2017 08:04 AM |
| but this is true and not even bait |
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Pidgey217
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| 20 May 2017 08:20 AM |
tbh this just sounds really neckbeardy
literally all you have to do to deter fanboys is
step 1. quit being a man child and care less about what people play on
step 2. profit |
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| 20 May 2017 03:05 PM |
As much as I like Nintendo, I kinda stopped with them. They're games aren't bad or anything, they just can't stick with something new. Every nintendo game has to have some kind of gimmick. Megaman went 6 games that are almost the exact same, yet they're all so fun (except 3) I can't recall the last Zelda game that didn't have something gimmicky about it.
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| 20 May 2017 03:26 PM |
| ########################## COME JOIN IF YOU LIek to PLAY PHANTOM FORCES! |
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| 20 May 2017 04:19 PM |
Lego Arn't all products gimmicky? Gimmick is not a bad thing, for the most part, it sells well. But I can see your point. |
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| 20 May 2017 04:31 PM |
| nintendo is like old people trying to be cool |
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thrift00
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| 20 May 2017 05:05 PM |
"nintendo is like old people trying to be cool"
and they are cool |
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| 20 May 2017 05:38 PM |
| no they arent, atleast microsoft and sony choose to put some fresh new things each year instead of the ##### like mario games |
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| 20 May 2017 06:03 PM |
"Arn't all products gimmicky?" Yes, but they don't rely on them as much as nintendo. The Ps4 had the touchpad gimmick, but it's never used so you barely remember it's there. Nintendo has the gamepad, which is mandatory for some games.
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| 20 May 2017 06:59 PM |
"Nintendo is like old people trying to be cool." lol |
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| 20 May 2017 11:11 PM |
| Its irritating people arguing over platforms. Each has their pros and cons. If they stop arguing people could focus on the people trying to ruin specific game titles and genres. |
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| 20 May 2017 11:23 PM |
@PSC
atleast we arent some really weird neckbeard dudes who collect toys for little girls
mods pls no ban |
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| 20 May 2017 11:54 PM |
so apparently another game to a series = same thing every time
new siggy does not mean new me |
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PSCStar
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| 21 May 2017 10:50 PM |
true that
but i was comparing their reactions when someone says something negative about nintendo/mlp |
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SpliTech
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| 22 May 2017 07:36 AM |
vgc just hates nintendo
filthy elitists
about:blank |
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Spathi
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| 22 May 2017 11:48 AM |
I personally like Nintendo, I grew up with it
But it doesn't stop me from playing PS4 games, I love BloodBorne, The Last of Us, etc
I hate when people are like "Pokemon (Insert crap title) is the best game ever, hands down)
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ericbassi
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| 22 May 2017 01:15 PM |
how about we don't implant our own opinion's into others minds because what you like, isn't what they like.
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kevin
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min1up
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| 11 Jun 2017 01:05 PM |
I like Nintendo for xenoblade and Zelda, not exactly "fun" games.
but games with feels |
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