xdudesalt
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Insanero
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Jonna2004
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:08 AM |
ok
i stole some room in OP's thread |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:08 AM |
@insanero
While flying in a spaceship, a meteor crashes into you and your ship explodes gets crushed against it with you inside.
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Insanero
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:09 AM |
| Sounds like a very possible accident |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:10 AM |
@jonna You die of natural causes via heart attack
@aspiring You are one of the slime people. No one accepts you so one day they throw you in a vat of liquid nitrogen to freeze you and smack your frozen body's to pieces with a baseball bat. |
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Kopostor
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:11 AM |
am a strawberry
doctor told me that i have a worm inside me
*crying face* ;,( |
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:11 AM |
hi
i like gluing myself on a tree | +2k posts |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:12 AM |
@kop You get rid of the worm, but it was actually protecting you from a rare and deadly virus strain.
The virus makes you rot faster than normal, and eventually you become so rotted that you passed out and died. |
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Kopostor
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:13 AM |
OH WAIT
REALLY?!
NOW I KNOW THAT MY DEATH WILL NOT HAPPEN
HUZZAH |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:13 AM |
@intral
You went into the military and had a successful career there. However, you get shipped to war. During you patrol you were ambushed and shot to death. |
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:13 AM |
rip me
i like gluing myself on a tree | +2k posts |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:14 AM |
@legendary A witch turns you into a taco and a cat eats you. |
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DrForce
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:16 AM |
Life is worth it.
actually the opposite
Scandinavia is 3 countries, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. |
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:16 AM |
| At least I'm appetizing... |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:17 AM |
@drforce
You were a doctor working for a great hospital. During your work in a lab, you were exposed to a dangerous virus that slowly killed all your cells.
So, you attempted to transfer your body into a robot one. However, the technology for that would take years and you eventually died from the virus. |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:18 AM |
@dog You die of natural causes
@sabbee Your wig gets in your way while you were driving and you got into a horrible accident and died after you flew out of your car and your skull hit the ground. |
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:19 AM |
No cactus.
Scandinavia is 3 countries, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. |
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:19 AM |
look at me to see what i am
Officially going above 4K. | r+://145686199 |
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xdudesalt
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| 01 Jun 2016 06:19 AM |
@cornetto You were traveling in the desert and a crazy man thinks you were regular cactus and slices you open, your water spilling all over the ground.
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