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| 04 Jun 2017 04:45 PM |
Garfield you fat cat! You are so humongous you probably have your own gravitational field, tubby. Go check your weight on a scale so I can make sure my hypothesis is correct. Oh wait, they don't make scales for animals larger than elephants. You better be hungry boy because it's time for your daily McDonalds. Ronald Mcdonald treats you like his own personal money tree you fat CAT! Oh, you know how Italians say Mama Mia? They say that because they've seen you come in their resteraunts and order 30 plates of lasagna!
I like your name, though, garFIELD. Even though you are so huge you should be called GarCONTINENT. I see you have stripes on your back, do you get a new one every time you gain an extra 500 lbs?
You should enter a race with a snail. Oh, sorry, I bet the snail would outpace you by a couple thousand years.
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| 04 Jun 2017 04:47 PM |
Roasts aren't really funny when they're long. Not being defensive btw
https://youtu.be/m1TnzCiUSI0 |
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| 04 Jun 2017 04:48 PM |
hol up what did you say about my homeboi
dont be disrespectful
https://www.roblox.com/library/812096798/hi |
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| 04 Jun 2017 04:50 PM |
| too long on nothing much original sorry |
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| 04 Jun 2017 04:52 PM |
| wow that's really mean and very uncalled for, he's never done anything to warrant this |
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