EyxoBlue
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| 19 May 2017 10:40 PM |
I have a few jokes about unemployed people But it doesn't matter none of them work |
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EyxoBlue
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| Joined: 17 Apr 2016 |
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| 19 May 2017 10:41 PM |
| A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes... |
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| 19 May 2017 10:41 PM |
| I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:41 PM |
| Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:41 PM |
Never trust an atom, he makes up everything
Silly rabbit twix are for kids |
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| 19 May 2017 10:42 PM |
| Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. |
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Sorkaz
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| Joined: 21 Dec 2015 |
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| 19 May 2017 10:42 PM |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:42 PM |
| I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind |
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systenman
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| Joined: 07 Dec 2013 |
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| 19 May 2017 10:42 PM |
| The bee movie is beetiful movie |
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| 19 May 2017 10:43 PM |
| I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:43 PM |
| Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:43 PM |
| How did I escape Iraq? Iran. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:44 PM |
| A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy |
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| 19 May 2017 10:44 PM |
| Why does this guy exist? Because Universe. *Laugh Track* |
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EyxoBlue
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| Joined: 17 Apr 2016 |
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| 19 May 2017 10:44 PM |
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands... ^ I love telling that joke, it never gets old. |
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Npower987
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| Joined: 29 Jul 2014 |
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| 19 May 2017 10:45 PM |
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
One doesn't scream when put into an oven. |
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zluq
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| Joined: 25 Dec 2015 |
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| 19 May 2017 10:45 PM |
looking left because you dont treat me right
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| 19 May 2017 10:45 PM |
| eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:46 PM |
| I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:46 PM |
| I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around |
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| 19 May 2017 10:46 PM |
| I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. |
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| 19 May 2017 10:47 PM |
| Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. ##### ######### |
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MFA14s
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| Joined: 11 Jun 2014 |
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| 19 May 2017 10:47 PM |
Altair
Get off that site
It's mine
I was gonna tell you a joke about my shoe but I shoedn't |
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| 19 May 2017 10:47 PM |
| A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame. |
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