Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 04:38 PM |
| I will die and transcend this realm. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 04:41 PM |
It is my day of reckoning. I have shown devotion and loyalty to the equinic gods, and they will reward me with reincarnation into the master species. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
yolahndi
|
  |
| Joined: 08 Jan 2014 |
| Total Posts: 43225 |
|
| |
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 04:47 PM |
| Vision after vision has shown me that this is true; the gods await me and I will not disappoint. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Raypunk
|
  |
| Joined: 26 Nov 2013 |
| Total Posts: 18544 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 04:48 PM |
| Good luck ## #### ####### I will be waiting for that day. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:13 PM |
"if only ;("
Join me in my faith You too can transcend |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
anaka9
|
  |
| Joined: 23 Apr 2010 |
| Total Posts: 16739 |
|
| |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:16 PM |
| *clicks track at the speed of light* |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:17 PM |
"can i join the cult too"
Anyone who submits to the will of the equinic gods are allowed in our ranks |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:20 PM |
how do i sumbit to the will of the equinic gods
[everything about you sucks] |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
bboopoop
|
  |
| Joined: 04 Dec 2011 |
| Total Posts: 11610 |
|
| |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:22 PM |
| Odd, because December 5th, 2015 was the day and year Scott Weiland died. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:26 PM |
i need answers
[everything about you sucks] |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:31 PM |
"how do i sumbit to the will of the equinic gods"
You accept the 5 old alicorn gods into your heart, Solaris, Celestia, Luna, Mania and Mortisa. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:36 PM |
| Praise be to the old gods! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:45 PM |
| find a source of good organic chamomile and place 6 glass bowl each filled with a handful of the chamomile grindings in a circle of diamater # ###### ##### a hot coal on top of each pile of chamolile, and assume lotus in the center of the circle facing eastwards. at this point, an image of celestia will be enchanted with either saliva or another fluid, while facing east. a short prayer is spoken, and meditation is assumed until the coals no longer smoke the chamomile, at which point the image is burned and the ashes along with the chamomile remains are tossed towards the west in preparation for the next ceremony |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:49 PM |
I am.. we are, as a whole species, a mistake in the eyes of the five alicorn gods, but they are not without mercy. Our miserable existence can only be forged into something better by praising, and taking the five into our hearts. Our race was a mistake, unintentionally created by the five. We have no meaning, we do not receive marks when we find our goal in life.
We are utterly pointless, and our very existence is blasphemy in the eyes of the five. But Solaris, maker of the universe and life giver, does not entirely spite us. We need only open our eyes and realize he is the true lord. We must cast aside our blasphemous faiths, and rain praise and beg for his forgiveness. For those he deems worthy, they will leave this plane of existence and transcend to the master, pony race. Hail Solaris, hail Celestia, hail Luna, haill Mania, and hail Mortisa! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
xdude52
|
  |
| Joined: 24 Dec 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15576 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:53 PM |
science>your magic space council
and thats a true fact |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Nooche
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2017 |
| Total Posts: 1273 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 05:59 PM |
"science>your magic space council
and thats a true fact"
Science cannot explain all things. We have already been shown the divine power of Celestia and Luna, and the greatest of Man's weapons created by science cannot harm them. So I in turn invest my faith in the five. Science is good for exploring and discovering the wonders the five have created, but unfortunately, it is plagued by swarms of heretical thinkers such as yourself. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
xdude52
|
  |
| Joined: 24 Dec 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15576 |
|
|
| 24 May 2017 06:00 PM |
"Science cannot explain all things. We have already been shown the divine power of Celestia and Luna, and the greatest of Man's weapons created by science cannot harm them. So I in turn invest my faith in the five. Science is good for exploring and discovering the wonders the five have created, but unfortunately, it is plagued by swarms of heretical thinkers such as yourself."
two bucks says an atom bomb can kill celestia
|
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|