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| 03 May 2017 08:53 PM |
IM ARMED WITH A FLY SWATTER, WASP SPRAY, SOME DEODORANT BODYSPRAY AND A ROLLED UP MAGAZINE ALONG WITH A FLIP FLOP
IM DRESSED IN SWEATS AND A SWEATSHIRT WITH A SKI MASK, PROTECTIVE GOGGLES, AND MY FOOTBALL MOUTHGUARD
IM HOME ALONE, STUCK IN MY BATHROOM
WHAT SHOULD I DO
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Defualtio
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| 03 May 2017 08:54 PM |
| call animal control and crawl out the window |
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Noe13
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| 03 May 2017 08:54 PM |
ATTACK!
is op actually in japan or is this hornet imported |
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| 03 May 2017 08:55 PM |
im in new mexico i dont know how this got into my house
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| 03 May 2017 08:55 PM |
start a fire
❄𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓯𝓵𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼❄ |
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A_Ferret
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| 03 May 2017 08:56 PM |
Is this like the giant spider that you burnt at a stake? (I think.)
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Qeography
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| 03 May 2017 08:56 PM |
burn down the house maybe or dont do that im sry
save me |
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| 03 May 2017 08:57 PM |
IM TOO SCARED TO COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM, THE THING CHASED ME IN
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| 03 May 2017 08:58 PM |
CALL THE SWAT TEAM
*SWAT*
xd
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Pastures
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| 03 May 2017 08:59 PM |
omg swat that's so clever xddddddd
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| 03 May 2017 09:00 PM |
ecks dee swat lol
❄𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓯𝓵𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼❄ |
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| 03 May 2017 09:00 PM |
Put on The Bee Movie
Once it's distracted, run out of the house. |
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| 03 May 2017 09:00 PM |
| Grab a shield and a weapon. It's going to be you vs the hornet. |
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forgen24
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| 03 May 2017 09:01 PM |
this sounds like a math problem
if there are 5 hornets in thelegoboy's house, and thelegoboy has 5 swatters, how many hornets and swatters are there in total? |
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Rover2314
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| 03 May 2017 09:02 PM |
BUG SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 03 May 2017 09:03 PM |
pee on it
the blast will blow it away |
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| 03 May 2017 09:04 PM |
run out your bathroom, if your bathroom has a window open it then run out, lock the door or close it really shut behind you.
if not, well you're wearing protective stuff, so be sure the bee doesnt get your feet, and swat it really fast, put your fly swat just above it then pull it back like golf and let it rip. if you miss try to dodge and swat it again really hard.
if you get stung, remove the stinger using t| w| e| e| z| e| r| s| careful not to squeeze the venom sac, which is the bottom of the stinger, meaning the fat part.
elevate the area you got stung while doing that remove anything tight around or on top of the sting. rinse it with cold water, then ice the area after your done.
if itchy, apply little bit of toothpaste. if you don't feel normal after the sting, its best to call emergency, because its a chance you might have allergic reaction. |
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| 03 May 2017 09:07 PM |
| actually i just realized that japanese hornet stings are terrible, you don't wanna get them. if you search "japanese hornet stings" you see it looks like they actually consume your skin |
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Yanmaa
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| 03 May 2017 09:09 PM |
lego i can help you
what city
why does captcha think we live in 2106 we're humans |
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| 03 May 2017 09:22 PM |
| LEGOBOY, USE YOUR WEAPONS ALONG WITH A SHIELD TO SLAUGHTER THE HORNET |
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| 03 May 2017 09:30 PM |
GUYS I KILLED HIM
I STAYED IN THE BATHROOM FOR LIKE 10 MORE MINUTES, I THEN REALIZED MY PARENTS WERENT GOING TO BE BACK IN AN 1 HOUR, WHICH MEANT I NEED TO TAKE IT ON MYSELF
I SLOWLY OPENED UP THE DOOR, ARMED WITH WASP SPRAY, ADIDAS BODYSPRAY, MY FLIP FLOP, MY FLY SWATTER, AND ROLLED UP MAGAZINE
I SPRAYED WASP SPRAY TO MAKE SURE IT WASNT THERE, THANK GOD HE WASNT
I TURNED TO THE LEFT, INTO THE KITCHEN, AND THERE HE WAS, JUST SITTING THERE
I SPRAYED MY WASP SPRAY, HE JUMPED UP AND WENT TOWARD ME, I THREW A FLIP FLOP AT HIM, IT SQUASHED HIM BUT HE GOT UP AGAIN!
HE RAN TOWARDS ME, SO I RAN QUICKLY UPSTAIRS AND WENT INTO MY DADS BEDROOM AND CLOSED THE DOOR.
WHAT I FORGOT WAS DEADLY, I FORGOT THE WASP SPRAY.
NOW I AM ARMED WITH BODY SPRAY, AND ROLLED UP MAGAZINE, AND MY FLY SWATTER
I OPENED THE DOOR AGAIN, AND THERE HE WAS. hE FLEW AT ME, WHICH SHOCKED ME AND MY FOOTBALL MOUTHPIECE FLEW OUT. I FELL DOWN, HOLDING DOWN THE BODYSPRAY WHICH SAVED MY LIFE. MY MOUTH IS NOW EXPOSED, I WAS SO DAZED I DIDNT KNOW WHERE IT WENT, NEITHER DID I KNOW WHERE THE WASP WENT.
I THEN WALKED, I HEARD HIS BUZZING, I THEN FIRED AT HIM, HE FLEW AT ME.
I QUICKLY RAN BACK TO MY BEDROOM, WHERE I GOT A STORAGE CONTAINER THAT I WASNT USING. I WAS GOING TO TRAP HIM, BUT MY PLAN FAILED. HE THEN CHASED ME TO THE DOWNSTAIRS ENTRANCE, I FRANTICALLY OPENED THE DOOR, TRIED TO CLOSE IT BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. HE FOLLOWED ME DOWN THERE, I OPENED UP A SMALL CLOSET AND TRIED TO GO IN THERE, I WAS SUCCESSFUL, I TRAPPED HIM. I GOT MATCHES FROM THE KITCHEN CLOSET, I OPEN IT, HE FLEW AT MY FACE. I SPRAYED THE DEODORANT AGAIN, WHICH SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN. I OPENED THE DOOR, HE CHASED ME AND I WENT OUTSIDE, WHEN I TRIPPED AND FELL ON MY FACE, ONCE AGain i resorted to bodyspray, but it didnt work this time, he landed on my belly and was about to sting me, when i jerked and i startled him and he flew off.
i wasnt done with him, i sprayed that deodorant at him again, he flew at me, as i frantically tried to light a match, i moved backward, where i fell and dropped my matches and bodyspray. I knew my life was over, so i rolled over, and i squashed him. i thought he was dead, but he wasnt.
AS SOON AS I GOT UP, HE GOT UP AGAIN, I LIT A MATCH IN TIME, AND I SPRAYED THE ADIDAS SPRAY WHICH LIT HIM ON FIRE, HE FELL DOWN
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, BUT HE GOT UP AGAIN! I CREATED A MONSTER, A ZOMBIE FLYING ON FIRE JAPANESE HORNET, IT CAME AT ME, BUT I SPRAYED IT AGAIN.
IM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THIS, BUT HE EXPLODED!!!. i GOT HIS REMAINS AND BURRIED HIM IN OUR FRONTYARD
WHEN I GOT INTO THE HOUSE, IT SMELLED LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM, BUT ATLEAST I WAS ALIVE
TL;DR KILLED IT WITH FIRE
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| 03 May 2017 09:37 PM |
you should have showed the wasp a picture of hiroshima bombing
he would then try to kamikazee and 90% of the time they miss
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| 03 May 2017 09:40 PM |
lilybilly180 is a frickin nob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqZkSEOObE |
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