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| 03 May 2017 09:29 PM |
FOLLOW UP FROM THIS: https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=215890316
I STAYED IN THE BATHROOM FOR LIKE 10 MORE MINUTES, I THEN REALIZED MY PARENTS WERENT GOING TO BE BACK IN AN 1 HOUR, WHICH MEANT I NEED TO TAKE IT ON MYSELF
I SLOWLY OPENED UP THE DOOR, ARMED WITH WASP SPRAY, ADIDAS BODYSPRAY, MY FLIP FLOP, MY FLY SWATTER, AND ROLLED UP MAGAZINE
I SPRAYED WASP SPRAY TO MAKE SURE IT WASNT THERE, THANK GOD HE WASNT
I TURNED TO THE LEFT, INTO THE KITCHEN, AND THERE HE WAS, JUST SITTING THERE
I SPRAYED MY WASP SPRAY, HE JUMPED UP AND WENT TOWARD ME, I THREW A FLIP FLOP AT HIM, IT SQUASHED HIM BUT HE GOT UP AGAIN!
HE RAN TOWARDS ME, SO I RAN QUICKLY UPSTAIRS AND WENT INTO MY DADS BEDROOM AND CLOSED THE DOOR.
WHAT I FORGOT WAS DEADLY, I FORGOT THE WASP SPRAY.
NOW I AM ARMED WITH BODY SPRAY, AND ROLLED UP MAGAZINE, AND MY FLY SWATTER
I OPENED THE DOOR AGAIN, AND THERE HE WAS. hE FLEW AT ME, WHICH SHOCKED ME AND MY FOOTBALL MOUTHPIECE FLEW OUT. I FELL DOWN, HOLDING DOWN THE BODYSPRAY WHICH SAVED MY LIFE. MY MOUTH IS NOW EXPOSED, I WAS SO DAZED I DIDNT KNOW WHERE IT WENT, NEITHER DID I KNOW WHERE THE WASP WENT.
I THEN WALKED, I HEARD HIS BUZZING, I THEN FIRED AT HIM, HE FLEW AT ME.
I QUICKLY RAN BACK TO MY BEDROOM, WHERE I GOT A STORAGE CONTAINER THAT I WASNT USING. I WAS GOING TO TRAP HIM, BUT MY PLAN FAILED. HE THEN CHASED ME TO THE DOWNSTAIRS ENTRANCE, I FRANTICALLY OPENED THE DOOR, TRIED TO CLOSE IT BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. HE FOLLOWED ME DOWN THERE, I OPENED UP A SMALL CLOSET AND TRIED TO GO IN THERE, I WAS SUCCESSFUL, I TRAPPED HIM. I GOT MATCHES FROM THE KITCHEN CLOSET, I OPEN IT, HE FLEW AT MY FACE. I SPRAYED THE DEODORANT AGAIN, WHICH SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN. I OPENED THE DOOR, HE CHASED ME AND I WENT OUTSIDE, WHEN I TRIPPED AND FELL ON MY FACE, ONCE AGain i resorted to bodyspray, but it didnt work this time, he landed on my belly and was about to sting me, when i jerked and i startled him and he flew off.
i wasnt done with him, i sprayed that deodorant at him again, he flew at me, as i frantically tried to light a match, i moved backward, where i fell and dropped my matches and bodyspray. I knew my life was over, so i rolled over, and i squashed him. i thought he was dead, but he wasnt.
AS SOON AS I GOT UP, HE GOT UP AGAIN, I LIT A MATCH IN TIME, AND I SPRAYED THE ADIDAS SPRAY WHICH LIT HIM ON FIRE, HE FELL DOWN
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, BUT HE GOT UP AGAIN! I CREATED A MONSTER, A ZOMBIE FLYING ON FIRE JAPANESE HORNET, IT CAME AT ME, BUT I SPRAYED IT AGAIN.
IM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THIS, BUT HE EXPLODED!!!. i GOT HIS REMAINS AND BURRIED HIM IN OUR FRONTYARD
WHEN I GOT INTO THE HOUSE, IT SMELLED LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM, BUT ATLEAST I WAS ALIVE
TL;DR KILLED IT WITH FIRE
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| 03 May 2017 09:32 PM |
yes ive done something good with my lifw
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| 03 May 2017 09:33 PM |
im proud of you my boy
❄𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓯𝓵𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼❄ |
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| 03 May 2017 09:36 PM |
I ALSO DID THIS WITH A JAMMED PINKY FINGER FROM A BASKETBALL AND A SORE THROAT
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| 03 May 2017 09:36 PM |
congrats on not dying
Respect the science! |
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| 03 May 2017 09:38 PM |
sell this to sci-fi, cheese and rice.
riveting as hell.
you, are a hero.
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| 05 Jul 2017 02:55 PM |
Were you in Japan though?
This post belongs to a bored bumping lying horrible unfunny irrelevant insecure ego user. |
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| 05 Jul 2017 02:55 PM |
| A B S O L U T E L Y H E R O I C |
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| 05 Jul 2017 03:00 PM |
an absolute thriller from beginning to end
Why did you say that I lied 🤥 when that's not true✅✅ and I didn't care if you knew I was speaking to Becky ❤👱♀️and if it was "sly" or not that has nothing🚫🚫 to do with u and dude 🙄🙄🤢try to hear👂 me out next time and try make things clea / add 3k |
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| 05 Jul 2017 03:01 PM |
hero
I like my fans lied the yt er |
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| 05 Jul 2017 03:04 PM |
lit
WAIT DID I JUST SAY THAT NO I DIDNT |
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| 05 Jul 2017 03:08 PM |
ur my dadi now
uhh... yart? |
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| 05 Jul 2017 03:08 PM |
a medal will be awarded to you for your efforts shortly
good job, soldier |
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