Zullway
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| 02 May 2017 10:56 PM |
1. Don't take advice from them, they don't know what they want. Jesus, they can't even decide what to eat.
2. Make them laugh.
3. Don't try to be too friendly
4. Tell them you might be into dudes, they will think you're more open minded and will also be more open to you as well.
5. Lie, lie a lot. But only about small things.
6. Always have a lot of money on you. Not to spend on them, just so they can see it every now and then. |
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| 02 May 2017 10:57 PM |
| 7. Don't be too submissive, show some dominance. Most girls will take you for granted, that's why I'm gay. 0_0 |
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| 02 May 2017 10:57 PM |
Tear Your First Ones puṣṣƴ up So She Tells her Friends to get On you
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Zullway
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| 02 May 2017 10:57 PM |
| You can play roblox. Just don't mention it. Also pretend you don't know how to use technology very well. They might think you're a nerd. |
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| 02 May 2017 10:58 PM |
7: Show them your sword collection
8: Swear fealty to her honor, and a pact of death to protect it. |
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| 02 May 2017 10:59 PM |
| this one isn't a joke: liberalism gets you lucky (if you know WIM) :) |
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Zullway
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| 02 May 2017 11:00 PM |
9. Show them this song, if they say anything bad about it then end them rightly.
https://youtu.be/isxvXITTLLY |
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gabby
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| 02 May 2017 11:03 PM |
wrong advice for getting a girl: 1. recognize that they are a human being & be a human being to them everyone is different people are not machines
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Zullway
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| 02 May 2017 11:07 PM |
| girls these days are all the same, they all like Starbucks and known nothing about politics, they all go to college and take classes that don't matter, then wonder why they end up working at Starbucks. |
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gabby
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| 02 May 2017 11:09 PM |
@Zullway you're stupid if you think all girls are like that have you ever tried looking beyond flamboyant highschool cliques
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| 02 May 2017 11:10 PM |
say you have a dig bick
this is my signature, there are many like it but this one is mine. |
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Aetricity
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| 02 May 2017 11:10 PM |
1) Indecisiveness is not innate within all females. Although changing yourself to fit one's needs is a terrible idea for even with a successful change someone better could've desired your past self far more and an amazing oppurtunity would've been thrown out the window. Advice though? Hell yeah. Take anyone's advice. Advice could be used to help improve yourself. However, there's a clear difference between taking advice and making yourself become who ever the other person wants you to be; you don't want to be a perfect mirror of who they desire. So I guess agreed & disagreed.
2) Agreed. Laughter makes people happier and people want to be with people who make them feel better.
3) Depends on what you mean but as long as you always act authentically and don't be friendly purely for the goal of acquiring a signficiant other then I see no problem with being very friendly. I think I get what you're trying to say though so agreed.
4) It could backfire though. It really depends on the person and the EXACT situation you're in.
5) I suppose it's harmless to make small lies but personally I dislike the idea of lying to someone just to try to achieve a certain thing like getting a significant other. I guess it could help as long as you're good at it and don't expect them to believe every word you say.
6) Agreed. Money is good to have in general though but w/e it's helpful.
Most of this is kinda obvious though |
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| 02 May 2017 11:11 PM |
wrong advice for getting a girl: 1. recognize that they are a human being & be a human being to them everyone is different people are not machines |
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Zullway
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| 02 May 2017 11:12 PM |
| To me, humans are machines. They're all predictable and talking to them is like rewatching a chess game. Then again I'm a sociopath and I enjoy messing with people's minds more than anything else |
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Aetricity
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| 02 May 2017 11:14 PM |
I mean at the end of the day act genuinely but make improvements to yourself and assess potential improvements for yourself logically.
I don't think there's really a "trick" to finding a significant other, at the end of the day you just have to be the right type of person for the other person and not have any previous social issues and you have a decent chance at staying with them for awhile. |
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| 02 May 2017 11:14 PM |
Rope, chloroform, and a good story when the police and her parents come.
Semper Fi Do or Die! |
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| 02 May 2017 11:14 PM |
| 1. Be attractive ## ##### ## ############ |
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Aetricity
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| 02 May 2017 11:18 PM |
I'd honestly agree with "humans are predictable".
At the end of the day, our emotions try to hide the true nature of reality which is that there is only so little that truly happens.
You know, this got me to think:
If we remove the variable of positive or negative emotions and all we do is have motivation to accomplish tasks and do not recieve pleasure from it, I think after a few months, all of us would change our ways of being drastically and social interactions would no longer work in the same way.
Most of us would see through the curtain of immersiveness that emotions bring us and see into the true predictable nature of how we actually act.
And so, we'd change. Maybe still predictably, but at least with self-awareness of our predictability.
Getting really off topic. And that's the name of the subforum I guess lol. |
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Zullway
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| 02 May 2017 11:25 PM |
| One reason why the world is so messed up is because people make decisions based on emotions rather than statistics |
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Aetricity
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| 02 May 2017 11:26 PM |
| @Zullway, I completely agree. It's sad how most of us trust emotions more than statistics. |
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| 02 May 2017 11:26 PM |
"don't play roblox"
Write that down OP |
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Aetricity
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| 02 May 2017 11:35 PM |
| I mean if you can hide playing ROBLOX or you find a girl that's very open-minded and doesn't care about stuff like that then I don't see that as necessary. |
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