TheYuhMan
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 23901 |
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 08:57 PM |
| I identify as an automobile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of speeding along the roads crushing tiny animals under my treads. People say to me that a person being a car is impossible and I’m stupid but I don’t care, I’m handsome. I’m having a plastic surgeon install wheels, pistons and pipes along my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Impala” and respect my right to drive recklessly. If you can’t accept me you’re an autophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
nonox
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Sep 2007 |
| Total Posts: 2185 |
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 08:58 PM |
| reminds me of that 80s cartoon "Turbo Teen" |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 09:00 PM |
"People say to me that a person being a car is impossible" anyone remember turbo teen |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 09:01 PM |
| You can be lightning mcpeen. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
TheYuhMan
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 23901 |
|
| |
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 09:15 PM |
Cars don't have treads
r+://379104449r+://438023173r+://438023193r+://438023215 |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
TheYuhMan
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 23901 |
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 09:15 PM |
@space wew lad have u look at a tyre |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Ar_dy
|
  |
| Joined: 08 Dec 2016 |
| Total Posts: 4259 |
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 09:17 PM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrMFbCmFDaM ####### points +5 Ardy (Celeberty) (Gamer Boy) (Somewhat Cynical) 8k+ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Apr 2017 09:19 PM |
| I'm so happy for you and your #### now. ~ Have yourself a slap happy day! ~ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
TheYuhMan
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 23901 |
|
| |
|
Hero_Fat
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Aug 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15846 |
|
| |
|
|
| 27 Apr 2017 11:18 AM |
im a subaru
| AsiimovWolf At School | |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 27 Apr 2017 11:19 AM |
vroom vroom
beep beep im a sheep |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 27 Apr 2017 11:26 AM |
phantom why are you a amc pacer?
| AsiimovWolf At School | RT Prime Minister | |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 27 Apr 2017 11:28 AM |
You've lost it.
Goodbye...
I am Swagkid1894 Emperor of RT |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
TheYuhMan
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 23901 |
|
| |
|
|
| 28 Apr 2017 06:05 AM |
yknow, impala this aint no ten second race.
this subaru boxer engine is turbocharged
| AsiimovWolf | Snowcat | |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
TheYuhMan
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 23901 |
|
| |
|
Kandy1333
|
  |
| Joined: 09 Jul 2014 |
| Total Posts: 4871 |
|
|
| 28 Apr 2017 02:02 PM |
| too bad i identify as a boeing 737 |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Pseudo_X
|
  |
| Joined: 09 Jun 2014 |
| Total Posts: 9928 |
|
| |
|
|
| 29 Apr 2017 05:00 PM |
Now, impala let's go to the airport for some drag racing.
| AsiimovWolf | RT Prime Minister | Snowcat | |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Apr 2017 05:03 PM |
I identify as one of the recently deceased
I am Swagkid1894 Emperor of RT |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
TheYuhMan
|
  |
| Joined: 25 Sep 2009 |
| Total Posts: 23901 |
|
| |
|
|
| 03 May 2017 12:33 PM |
im not surprised
can't spell deli without an L |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
seqret
|
  |
| Joined: 28 Apr 2015 |
| Total Posts: 20281 |
|
|
| 03 May 2017 12:34 PM |
| GOD HATES F-UH AUTOMOBILES! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|