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| 26 Apr 2017 03:41 PM |
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA General Employment Contract April 26, 2017
The signer of this contract accepts that they are employed within the Department of Transportation and can be fired for any reason.
The signer accepts that for a formal resignation or retirement to occur three days notice must be given to the director or secretary
The signer and director agree to the basic job security program: you cannot be fired or demoted for the reasons stated within the MyJob Executive Order.
You have the right to appeal any unfair demotions or dismissals you are exposed to during this job.
The signer agrees to accept all rules and regulations set within the place of work and follow them to the best of their ability.
The signer agrees that committing a crime whilst on or off duty may have an affect on their employment status.
The signer agrees that the rules set out within the agency are fair.
The signer agrees that they can be made redundant without notice, meaning that their job is no longer required within the nation.
The signer agrees to not release any information to the public regarding their place of work or details about their job without permission from the Director.
The signer agrees to their name being added to the National Employment Archives.
Signed, [Name]
April 26th, 2017 |
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| 26 Apr 2017 03:44 PM |
Signed, Vinblob242.
April 26, 2017 |
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FrivoIous
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xdude52
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| 26 Apr 2017 04:00 PM |
| put this in clans and guilds |
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grand1122
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Remeks
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| 26 Apr 2017 05:15 PM |
| u did done the wrong of rong |
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| 26 Apr 2017 05:21 PM |
Signed, Xavier7071 April 26th, 2017 |
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| 26 Apr 2017 05:57 PM |
Signed, Inco April 26th, 2017 |
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| 26 Apr 2017 06:08 PM |
| where did these C&Ger wannabes come from? |
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TimidSoul
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xAsItra
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| 26 Apr 2017 07:15 PM |
| @RichardRussel Learn to use the forums @vinblob242 Roblox highschool or war group... pick one @FrivoIous Terrible waste of that username @grand1122 What the heck is that face? It's burning my eyes @Narwhalable a good name for a horrible account @waffles8890 Give me 8890 waffles @xavier7071 what the heck are you? @IncoclusiveMacsogoku I think you would really like this game-https://www.roblox.com/games/447452406/UPDATE-Robloxian-Highschool @iiGeneralJay You're wearing a sigmund ######## #### to log out forever @1111aaaa5 what in the.... @TimidSoul you look like cafe HR... get out @xAsItra you look like my old broken lego minfigure @TheKingBrett sonic XDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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luka24
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| 26 Apr 2017 07:16 PM |
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA General Employment Contract April 26, 2017
The signer of this contract accepts that they are employed within the Department of Transportation and can be fired for any reason.
The signer accepts that for a formal resignation or retirement to occur three days notice must be given to the director or secretary
The signer and director agree to the basic job security program: you cannot be fired or demoted for the reasons stated within the MyJob Executive Order.
You have the right to appeal any unfair demotions or dismissals you are exposed to during this job.
The signer agrees to accept all rules and regulations set within the place of work and follow them to the best of their ability.
The signer agrees that committing a crime whilst on or off duty may have an affect on their employment status.
The signer agrees that the rules set out within the agency are fair.
The signer agrees that they can be made redundant without notice, meaning that their job is no longer required within the nation.
The signer agrees to not release any information to the public regarding their place of work or details about their job without permission from the Director.
The signer agrees to their name being added to the National Employment Archives.
Signed, luka24
April 26th, 2017
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| 26 Apr 2017 08:08 PM |
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Ba######-##d##### - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.
- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!
- Bee-men. - Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
- She is? - Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes? - Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
- What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know
that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?" How can you say that?
One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. |
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