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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
Joined: 24 Jun 2012
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22 Apr 2017 05:16 PM
once upon a time there was a man by the name of neil halstead
he wanted to be a music singer!!

neil howsted grow up all his life to be told by stupid dumb metalhead music singers that the key to being a good singer is just shrieking at the top of your lungs for as long as possible. neil knew that god had a plan for him and loved him very much

he didnt listen to those santanic athists no no!

as nellie grew up, he realized suddenly that he didnt know how to tie his shoes
he didnt have anyone to tie them for him because he followed the narrow path to jEsus :(

nelson halshead realized that he was lonely and all alone in the world
but he knew that his adoring crowds of angsty teenage fans would tie his shoes for him

so he got up on the stage and started to play his DV52 guitar for the crowd, but he was too afraid to ask anyone to tie his shoes, so he just gazed at them while singing and playing his guitar

suddenly he notised there was girfs on the stage on the other side also gazing at her shoes!!

neil ssaid "HAY!!!!! WHATS UR NAME!!! DO U HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT SHOEGAZE!!!!"

the girl playing in the band beside him said" hi Im RAchel Goswell and this is my stage ur band isnt playing yet! so i have no moments to talk about "shoe gaze!!!""

neil said "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

soddenly chachel gowlsell said "you're just jealous you aren't the OTP!!!!!!!!!"

but ur playing by urself!!! neil interjected vehemently

UR JUST MAD BECAUSE IM WAITIGN UNTIL MARRIGE TO TIE MY SHOELACES!!! is what mrses goswell said after that

that hit neill right in the shoelaces i mean heart

with tears in his eyes, neil passionalye said "raches, my shoes are untied to!"

in astonishment, the fans all together said "diggity dang there goes the wang############neials and mrses goswele were both turned very red in there faces

have u tried just removing your face, neil sayed

just keep gazing at ur shoes and play what i play, sayed rachele

and slowly, they dove into the genre that would become known as shoe gze, or shoegaze as i like to call it

and then they tied each other shoesm but one day they will because sad guitarguys r h0t


and that, kids, is why when girls say they dont want anything for valentines day that means theyr dirty liers and they want ur shoelaces so give them ur shoelaces
thats all folks



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timthegreat2salt is not online. timthegreat2salt
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22 Apr 2017 05:19 PM
Best story of all time



Opinion courtesy of the best liberal scum
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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 05:25 PM
sorry guys false alarm i meant to say they havent tied theyr shoes yet as they r still gazing today


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slow_dive is not online. slow_dive
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22 Apr 2017 05:30 PM
this is the best story i've ever read tbh

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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 05:38 PM
cringe levels increasing to maximum capacity due to tryhardness, captain! what do we do
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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 05:40 PM
you own your own fan club group and call me a tryhard
rofl


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Anopisthograph is not online. Anopisthograph
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22 Apr 2017 05:46 PM
10/10
please do something with celldweller or riot
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Tonightless is not online. Tonightless
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22 Apr 2017 06:00 PM
rekt
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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 06:14 PM
>bringing up a fan group made in 2010 that even i forgot about
the desperateness is evidently evident
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timthegreat2salt is not online. timthegreat2salt
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22 Apr 2017 06:24 PM
^Spends real money on a kids' game. tryhard?

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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 06:33 PM
i bought lifetime when it was still being sold
it's long paid off by now

keep roasting me, i have nothing better to do xD
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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 06:34 PM
Using greentext on roblox and tossing out unprovoked insults, as well as having your own fan club, and paying for the most expensive roblox membership, tells me a lot about you


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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 06:35 PM
the time you did it isn't much of an excuse considering lifetime wasn't really all that long ago


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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 06:35 PM
anyway i dont really care that much so get out before i call in my army of poopooboys to mass report you


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Epicone1z is not online. Epicone1z
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22 Apr 2017 06:36 PM
Get rekt noob.
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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 06:38 PM
kek what's wrong with greentext and random insults
and yes it is because when you're still young, a 5 or 6 year gap is a p big difference
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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 06:41 PM
you have just demonstrated yourself to be one of the most ignorant people on the thread
now i am going to eat
bye


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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 06:50 PM
as long as it's all in good humor without the intent to offend anyone, i see absolutely no problem with greentext and 'insults'

keep roasting me don't leave pls
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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 07:01 PM
"good humor"
pshh

take this u menei i made it for u soundcloud . com/loyal2onemusic/savage-is-your-name-totally-not-xosavage_queenxo-cover-100-original


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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 07:07 PM
good humor as in joking nob

also that song was the worst thing ive ever heard it gave me 42 types of cancer and asphergyrs syndrem an disxelia whr eam i
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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 07:07 PM
i worked very hard on writing and recording that song >:(


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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 07:09 PM
now i know you are lying cause i could beat lil wayne in a ro rap battle and you know it


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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 07:10 PM
awht sing rae we telkong abot agin
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Loyal2One is not online. Loyal2One
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22 Apr 2017 07:11 PM
savage is your name


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indyracoon is not online. indyracoon
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22 Apr 2017 07:12 PM
whu rae yuo
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