Hatchets
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| 11 Mar 2017 09:56 PM |
I realize that RTers only have the mental capacity of some damned goldfish, so I'll try to split the chapters out into seperate posts so we can, hopefully, try to make the story a little bit more coherent. Hopefully.
FEATURING: -Hatchets, as Wise Old Warrior Man -Ianuk, as devout and committed Charisma Guy -KoolWaterLK, as the Queen of the Koolwater House -HahaUrANob, as an adamant, adherent prison guard for the Koolwater House -Prisoners, who include all the crapposters convicted by KoolWaterLK. -Legoseed, as God. Yes. -Boring, who apparently has a town dedicated to himself.
POST BELOW AND YOU MAY BE INCLUDED IN FUTURE CHAPTERS
TL;DR at the very bottom
CHAPTER 1 - "Two Posters"
“It’s pouring outside, Ianuk.”, spoke the old man, leaning against the aged cobble wall, staring through the small hole on the wall, barricaded by cellar bars, at the grass of which he hadn’t known the feel of for so many years,”It’s pouring. And it’s draining the blood of those ‘such brave, righteous soldiers’ our Queen, KoolWaterLK, was just rambling about.” The man lightly chuckled and shook his head, pushing himself off the wall and onto his creaking bunk. The cell they lay in had been used to quarter high-treason convicts who were due to be executed. A desk, which was missing a leg and was in clear need of replacement, two bunks and a corner, which had been designated by bricks surrounding the corner, where the two dehfehcated. This was all that was inside of the cell -- And here they lie, decaying, in their own filth and disgrace. “What are you on about this time, Hatchets?”, Ianuk said, studying the RT-Bihble he’s kept for all 6 years he’s been imprisoned. “Look over there,” Hatchets began, raisin is fanger,”Their fighting in the distance, or I’ve just been drinking too much.” Hatchets cautiously looked to the entrance of the cell, before lifting his bunk covers to reveal a flask. Ianuk carefully placed his RT-Bihble down and walked towards to cellar window. Immediately, he grabbed his head in disbelief. “Oh Lord legoseed, have mercy!”, Ianuk cried,”That’s Boringtown! My children, my wayfe.. No..” Ianuk ran to the door.”GUARDS!” He began slamming his fists against the door. His cries echoed through the narrow hallway just outside. Startled inmates woke from their slumber,”Oi, shut your trap you thwitface!”, screamed one prisoner. Other comments followed. “Don’t you see, imbeciles? The fire in the distance outside? Their slaughtering Boringtown!” asked Ianuk, attempting to be rational. “Oh, do I!”, yelled a prisoner in response,”.. And am I happy to see that! DOWN WITH THE KOOLWATER HOUSE!” The prisoners cheered in unison. Ianuk faced the cellar window and fell to his knees. “Legoseed, why do you pu######e##o.. You deliberately torture me after my years of dedication towards you..” Metal. The sound of metal clanging to a uniform silenced the brouhaha. Ianuk jumped to his feet. Hatchets took one last swig before quickly hiding the flask under the bed again. A guard opened the window of the entrance door, “What the hell is going on?”, inquired the guard,”Have you gone menta--” Ianuk lept at the door,”What the hell is happening out there? Do you not see the battle outside?” The guard stood firmly in disbelief. The guard slammed the door in Ianuk’s face and tossed him onto the ground,”Never in my 30 years in this damned prison has anyone ever spoke to me like that. I think you’ve gone mental. I think we need to put you down right now before you become a serious nuisance I foresee in the very near future. What do you think about that?” Ianuk opened his mouth to speak. The guard bashed his metal fist into Ianuk’s stomach. Ianuk gasps. “I didn’t ask you to speak!” Rumble. The castle walls vibrate and pieces of the cobble roof trickle down. A scream is heard just upstairs. “URANOB!”, echoed a voice from the floor above them. He quickly shoved himself off of Ianuk with great urgency and rushed out the door. The guard slams the cell entrance. The prisoners inside cheer joyfully as the artillery continues to hit the castle. Hatchets glances at Ianuk’s unmoving body and shakes his head, grabbing his flask. Hatchets jumps off the bed and begins to shake Ianuk. “Hey, imbecile, you good?” Ianuk lets out a quiet, but hearty laugh. “Good lord, you really have gone mental.” Ianuk bursts out laughing. Hatchets leans against the wall and stares at Ianuk. Suddenly, Ianuk raises his hand to reveal keys. Hatchets spits out his drink onto Ianuk. “THANK YOU LEGOSEED!” Ianuk screams.
(POINTLESS TL;DR--Hatchets and Ianuk are imprisoned inside the Koolwater prison area, when Hatchets notices the town in the distance, Boringtown, is under siege. At the sight of this, Ianuk becomes distressed and gains the attention of HahaUrANob, the prison guard. Ianuk finesses ((😂😂😂😂😂)) HahaUrANob of his keys and that is where our chapter ends..)
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| 11 Mar 2017 09:58 PM |
i will legitimately read this when i go to bed tonight so i better not be disappointed 😂😂😎
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Hatchets
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| 11 Mar 2017 09:58 PM |
please do. and please do tell me what you think about it!
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HahUrANob
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| 11 Mar 2017 09:59 PM |
>URANOB >Hahauranob
UWOTM8 SPELL MEH NAME RIGHT
but yes I'm delighted to be in ur tale fam |
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| 11 Mar 2017 10:00 PM |
I love you
I'm in a Tribe now. |
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Hatchets
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| 11 Mar 2017 10:02 PM |
i try goddamnit
tell me what you think after youve finished my guy
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Hatchets
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| 11 Mar 2017 10:07 PM |
posted this on OT. oops, revealed who the other forum is, oh well, maybe we'll be able to garner more attention
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Hatchets
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| 11 Mar 2017 10:42 PM |
wow reading this again i forgot to correct the tense i use words in. my fault
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HahUrANob
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Hatchets
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| 11 Mar 2017 10:49 PM |
oh rip
i used to post on ot before i came to rt xd
ot comes into the plot later so it all pieces together, hopefully
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Hatchets
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| 11 Mar 2017 11:36 PM |
| i thought ##### ### ######### ## # #### ######## now i just look pretentious yikes SMASH THAT 😂😂 MF LIKE BUTTON 💯😂 |
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Hatchets
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| 12 Mar 2017 07:55 PM |
bump before release of next chapter
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| 12 Mar 2017 07:56 PM |
I need to be in the next chapter
Color splash! |
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| 12 Mar 2017 07:56 PM |
put something about the Lowpostie Certified hospital
lowpostie medical leader |
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HahUrANob
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| 12 Mar 2017 07:57 PM |
Me read me upset David did at to me |
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| 12 Mar 2017 07:57 PM |
why am i not in it
【𝔽𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝!】 |
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Hatchets
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| 12 Mar 2017 10:30 PM |
SKRRR😂
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| 12 Mar 2017 11:24 PM |
overall i rate the story an 8/10
decent storyline with interesting descriptions but a few run on sentences
the actual plot was interesting and if a second chapter is required for the story to end suffeciently
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Hatchets
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| 12 Mar 2017 11:35 PM |
appreciate cuhh.
chapter 2 coming early tommorow, be prepared to read yourself. alot.
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HahUrANob
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| 13 Mar 2017 05:16 AM |
David u mean in story noob am trusting u and u broke my trusting why |
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HahUrANob
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| 13 Mar 2017 06:14 AM |
| HMU with 2nd one when ur done thx fam |
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Graidlyz
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