himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:21 PM |
ok so i was going to make an evening sandwich like usual it was all going fine until i got my mayonnaise the companys machines turned the lid too much and i cannot open it i even tried calling technical support about my mayonnaise but they didnt help one bit any tips on opening this stupid jar?
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:26 PM |
seriously guys i have been trying for hours and this lid just wont come off
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:33 PM |
my sandwich is starting to get moldy and i am starving
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:36 PM |
| try hitting it with a spoon |
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:40 PM |
i smashed the jar with a spoon and the spoon broke in two
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Joehny
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:41 PM |
shoot the lid
but make sure you have ur parents permission |
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:44 PM |
ok i tried to use a slingshot and it bounced right off the lid and left a little dent
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:44 PM |
| Did you try turning it on and off |
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:45 PM |
| Stab a hole in it then pour it all into a container and use that instead. |
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:46 PM |
yeah i tried pressing the logo of the company on my mayonnaise to turn it off but it didnt work
also this is my only jar
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:48 PM |
sue the company who made it
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:49 PM |
my parents locked the drawer to any sharp objects and i dont know where the key is
ok i will sue the company
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:50 PM |
| just get a large container and smash the jar inside it, pull out the glass and then bam |
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agentfin4
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:50 PM |
MAYO CONTAINERS ARE PLASTIC NOOB
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redthank
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:52 PM |
| get a refund and get plastic bottle instead |
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:52 PM |
i lost the court case and now i have no money in my savings i cannot hold the entire jar in my hand my hands are too small
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:54 PM |
| make a ramp from wherever it is to the container, let it roll and then smash it. |
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:56 PM |
i cant get a refund the company went out of business an hour after i bought the maynnaise what do i use to make the ramp
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:57 PM |
| what resources do you have |
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moshiwell
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| 29 Mar 2017 06:57 PM |
| its because its an instrument |
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himpoo42
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| 29 Mar 2017 07:00 PM |
oh i know why i lost the court case i accidentally sued viacom instead of the company (i cant sue it anyways its out of business)
i have 3 books, a wooden table, a fridge, 15 snack packs, and a cat stuffed animal. i also have a real cat
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| 29 Mar 2017 07:01 PM |
| just take a long sliver of wood from the table. |
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