XDHAPPYXD
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| 12 May 2010 12:12 PM |
How To Be A Vaktovian ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You MUST ALWAYS abide by these rules or you will be kicked out of VAK. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Know this now and forever, you must always say "Sir!", to a higher rank, not "Dude", "Wazup", or "Lol". The first and last words out of your mouth to a higher rank will always be "Sir!". You will only speak when spoken to, is that clear?! 2. Be mature and strict, don't dance and jump around, be respectable, you are representing VAK. When you meet another member of VAK salute them by writing *Salute*. 3. Don't use CAPS all the time. Don't use smiley faces. Speak with as best grammar you can, use capital letters, full stops, the lot. This is harder for some than others... 4. When you kill someone, refrain from saying "pwnd", it is very noobish, if you want to be a Vaktovian you must NEVER say "ownd", "pwned", "fail", etc., anything like that. 5. Try to wear the FULL uniform AS MUCH as possible, the uniform represents your part in VAK, your authority. 6. When on a raid never surrender, don't quit, don't be taken prisoner, don't give up. Keep fighting and fighting until there's no more fighting to fight. The enemy will tire and they will quit and surrender when they see your devotion. 7. If you are the last VAK on the battlefield and the rest HAD to leave for some VERY important reason, keep fighting, show the enemy that we do not need numbers to win, show that each one of us is a one man army on their own. 8. No matter how intense the battle is, ALWAYS remember to look up at the chat to see if an officer is giving an order. Failure to follow orders WILL NOT be tolerated. 9. You are Vaktovian's Killbots (metaphorically), machines made for the complete domination of the enemy, you will remember this and when the urge to scream "YAYZ" or any other sort of noobish act I expect you to be like a machine, a "robot". You don't need to do this ALL the time but I suggest you do it most of the time when you have the uniform on but ALWAYS follow this and every other rule whenever there's an enemy in the game. 10. You should complete the "Official Vaktovian Training Course" and go to the "Vaktovian Training Arena" regularly. You need to learn all the skills to sword fighting, battle gear and normal weapons. You need to be able to crush all enemies that stand before you. Official Vaktovian Training Course: http://www.roblox.com/Official-Vaktovian-Training-Course-item?id=20396295 Vaktovian Training Arena: http://www.roblox.com/Vaktovian-Training-Arena-item?id=24682913 11. I understand that many players cannot afford much but if you can you should save up and buy these battle gear: Scatterblaster and Super-G LS33 Disruptor Secondary battle gear to buy would be: Atomic Disintegrator 3100 XLS Mark II Pulse Laser Pistol You should get this as it will help in several situations: Gravity Coil You should also get either or both of these hats as these are the official Vaktovian hats: Alien Airbreather Robot Ninja
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Tribot 12. When sword fighting you should aim for their shoulders as this is a weak spot. Always twist when attacking, to make a sort of cutting movement.
13. Attend as many raids as possible, the more soldiers the better. 14. Vaktovians don't need to eat, drink, sleep or rest. Vaktovians are created in huge cloning factories where they are grown in tubes. Vaktovians grow into fully grown soldiers within 2 hours. They are then given Armor and are trained into deadly killing machines. Vaktovians do not feel remorse, sadness, fear, pain. The only emotion Vaktovians feel is anger as well as love and pride to be serving Vaktovia. 15. When attacking the enemy you should not talk at all unless you are saying "Sir! Yes Sir!" to an order given by an officer. Ignore the enemy saying "Fail" and "Omg, such noobs". They show how nooby and pathetic they are when they say things like that. The worst thing you can do is answer them back. SHOW them your better soldiers, SHOW how great VAK is, do not fall to their level, don't talk back, just concentrate on following orders and killing each and every one of them. Then they will know that we do not fail, we are not noobs, that we will never tire and we will slaughter every single one of them until they submit to us.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Follow these steps and you will be true Vaktovians. I believe in you, my soldiers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- By Overlord XD |
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ZizZazZuz
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ketrick
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| 12 May 2010 02:40 PM |
| Only players with a Military Uniform can be called SIR! |
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zitth3737
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Isaac500
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| 13 May 2010 12:34 PM |
| My god, Vak is truely evil! |
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drapion60
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| 13 May 2010 12:39 PM |
| Sir, I shall follow them to the best of my abilities. |
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| 13 May 2010 01:35 PM |
| I defey you, but respect you. |
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Dswiz7
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| 13 May 2010 01:38 PM |
| Hey. I like the look of Vak, want to buy my training grounds (50 robux each) |
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drapion60
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mithost
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| 14 May 2010 10:26 AM |
| Fail rules are fail. I hate clans that make you the slave of a higher rank >.> |
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drapion60
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velvers
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| 15 May 2010 12:29 AM |
how.. thats a terrible set of rules no wonder your group fails.. |
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| 19 May 2010 06:34 AM |
| We frown upon democracy.The only reason anyone would be jealous would be that THEIR group isn't as hardcore as the Vaktovian Coalition. |
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| 19 May 2010 07:14 AM |
| Nah im not in ur clan xD dont even noe you clan sorry :/ |
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| 20 May 2010 02:06 PM |
| If your going to freaking REPLY to these rules, at least TALK right. Show some respect you little freaks. |
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| 20 May 2010 05:40 PM |
| You may be a highranked,but please calm down at stop calling us "Little freaks",Mister tough guy. |
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| 21 May 2010 08:48 PM |
| VAK may be strong but the power of Task Force 243 will prevail. Besides you guys are already falling apart. |
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kjet
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| 28 May 2010 04:52 AM |
| if your not in the group why waste your time here.... |
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| 29 May 2010 10:51 PM |
| Sir, i dissagree with number seven i at least need a two man army for any raid and i have succeeded many times using my wits and strategies my and my friend musketer90 have created to overcome any threat |
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| 31 May 2010 01:17 PM |
| T.I.A. Will fall...One day... |
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| 04 Jun 2010 04:39 PM |
| Vaktovians are joining the Anti-Vak Clan every day. You should too, we aren't as strict and we don't say you're mindless killing machines. I personally think feelings are important. "You are cloned into our deadly men" Pushaw. You just recruit noobs. And I see VAK breaking the rules EVERY day. |
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RainyDude
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