Doom_II
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| Joined: 17 Nov 2016 |
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| 21 Mar 2017 12:49 AM |
| An hour ago, I was just playing Prison Life killing cops in the game, and suddenly Jane Doe appeared in game. She had the username space and everything. Suddenly she teleported right behind me and removed my trousers. I knew where this was going. She asked me to clap her booteh. "With pleasure!" I said as I started thrusting in and out of her, at 60 miles per hour. She started moahning at 90 decibels, and I kept going. She kept asking for more and more, until I finally blew a huge sticky load. She could barely walk after that, and dropped dead. I was sad, and hung myself. The end... |
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P4PP4
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| Joined: 04 Jan 2017 |
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| 21 Mar 2017 12:55 AM |
Nice
also this isn't me noob
Do I look like I could intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child - and believe me, I've tried. |
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| 21 Mar 2017 12:55 AM |
Makes the meme effect, ("Great banter, it really is")
★ 𝓒𝒆𝓻𝓽𝓲𝒇𝓲𝒆𝓭 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝒆𝓭 𝓟𝓵𝓪𝔂𝒆𝓻 ★ |
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P4PP4
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| 21 Mar 2017 12:57 AM |
I gave up this account a long time ago, I don't know who owns it now.
Do I look like I could intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child - and believe me, I've tried. |
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| 21 Mar 2017 12:59 AM |
| Hell, I didn't even have an ##### on this account. Do I look like I could intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child - and believe me, I've tried. |
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| 21 Mar 2017 12:59 AM |
*e male
Do I look like I could intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child - and believe me, I've tried. |
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P4PP4
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| 21 Mar 2017 01:01 AM |
| @Doom_II heres your banland ticket |
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