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Spazz0
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:10 PM |
Ahoy, matey
I am a cardboard box. |
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:10 PM |
| Im not an Australian mate. |
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sourbot
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:11 PM |
| I also find it funny how others call the bible a "fairy tale" despite the fact that it accurately documented the reign of over 50 ancient political figures, along with documentation of ancient civilizations such as The Hitt---ites, Sumerians, Ancient Egyptians, and Akkadians despite the actual canon of the Bible being compiled by the Council of Nicaea around 312 Mate |
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Spazz0
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:11 PM |
LET THE RITUAL BEGIN!
...mate
I am a cardboard box. |
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Zeedax
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:15 PM |
| dude you can't just control me like that i am MY OWN HUMAN BEING I CAN DO WHAT I WANT IF I DON'T WANT TO OBLIGE TO THE RULES I DONT HAVE TO, IF I WANT TO YELL I CAN, IF I WANT TO DIE I CAN, IF I WANT TO SPAM IN OT I CAN, BUT THERE IS ONE THING I WONT DO AND THAT'S TO END EVERY SENTENCE WITH MATE. |
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bboopoop
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:22 PM |
mate-ster mate-tastic she say me fantastic
mate
📯 FEROCES AD MORTEM 📯 |
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sourbot
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:23 PM |
| I don't need to end any sentence with mate |
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:23 PM |
good thread mate
𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 mate |
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:24 PM |
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species, mate. To this end, I hold M&M duels, mate.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters, mate. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately, mare. The winner gets to go another round, mate.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior, mate. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world, mate.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest, mate. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength, mate. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment, mate.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd, mate. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes, mate."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms, mate. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament, mate. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion, mate.
There can be only one, mate. |
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crysispat
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:24 PM |
don't bring rl roleplay religion into this post, m8.
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VeryRad
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| 01 Mar 2017 10:27 PM |
| SAY IT OR DIE IN ## SECONDS, MATE |
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5xK
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