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| 24 Feb 2017 10:19 PM |
because I slammed her books to the ground after she closed my locker, like every other day, and started laughing as if my face had a smirk. She then began to aggressively push me, but I didn't do crap, I allowed her to push me up against the lockers.
So now I'm watching a bunch of tactic fighting videos, beacause I know for a fact she's going to start a fight with me. I'm just looking at some defensive moves mainly though. |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:20 PM |
| Say a sandwich joke that all ways gets them |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:20 PM |
you should have knocked her out
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:21 PM |
Here is what you do.
If she throws the first punch, block that and hit her back. But with twice the force.
Show her: https://youtu.be/S-HkWkCvY-s?t=150 |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:24 PM |
Here's an easy solution, bring an AK-47 to school.
"Thank for you helping us, help you, help us all" -GLaDOS 2007 |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:24 PM |
"She then began to aggressively push me, but I didn't do crap, I allowed her to push me up against the lockers."
lmao
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:26 PM |
| The fight is the easy part. Be prepared for her to pull the "He hit a girl" card. She can easily act like you started it and that you seriously hurt her (even if you didn't). She may even be able to press charges, but that is a little extreme. |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:26 PM |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IUq_LmW0QQ
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:26 PM |
LOL beta alert
practicing to win a fight against a girl.... sad |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:27 PM |
report abuse
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:41 PM |
Sounds like a serious case of Mayadere to me Does she call you any of the following words? Dummy baka stupid idiot or any other really agressive words
This is a joke don't call me a weeb
Woah Technology |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:47 PM |
| You guys think everything is a goddam joke. Just shut your sarcastic and ignorant mouths at this point, I'm sick of hearing you guys's crap, I don't know why I asked for it knowing this would happen. |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:48 PM |
| Go back to m1sturb1ting by watching Donald Trump's speeches already, no one needs you here. |
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| 24 Feb 2017 10:49 PM |
Don't engage in a fight bro seriously just don't land any punches if she does fight you run to a teacher and tell them |
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:00 PM |
bro if they try and suspend you say "look at the cameras"
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:03 PM |
@djmini & @taurus Okay, thanks for the advice. I'll totally put that into action on Monday obviously acknowledging the fact that she'll close my locker as usual. |
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:04 PM |
go for the first punch, hit her in the nose then the stomach then take out her legs
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:05 PM |
I don't recommend fighting It would most likely get you suspended, try to stall and get out of the way, if you stall enough, a teacher will most likely will stop the fight |
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:06 PM |
show her why male is the dominant gender
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:07 PM |
ignore all these nerdy posts and follow the real sollution:
say: "YO! LETS GO BRO!" and then spray a water bottle on her |
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:08 PM |
@nuke
yes go for that, she won't punch she'll just yell if she does start punching, return the favor with a knuckle to the nose
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| 24 Feb 2017 11:12 PM |
| wow this thread is so 0000xxxxxxs3xist |
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