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Re: I have ########## cleverbot! YUS! Conversation:

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wandrew9 is not online. wandrew9
Joined: 31 Dec 2008
Total Posts: 5418
04 Feb 2012 11:44 PM
User: Hey there, buddy.


Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Pretty good, pretty good, do you know anything about robots?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Like what? Is someone you know a robot?

Cleverbot: Only my boredom.

User: Yes, I see.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I'M ON TO YOU.

Cleverbot: Or are you?

User: I AM, LITTLE SoB.

Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are.

User: NOT A ROBOT, LIKE YOU.

Cleverbot: I am not a Robot.

User: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: I don't like being slapped!

User: Because you can't feel it, ROBOT.

Cleverbot: That took a while.

User: *Slap*.

Cleverbot: Why?

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: ANSWER MY QUESTION.

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: ARE YOU A ROBOT?!?!

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: *gasps* Why did you slap me?

User: YOUR NOT CONFESSING *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: Thank you, your nice too :).

User: *Slaps* SNAP OUT OF IT.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: *Slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *slaps back*.

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: You're a beanie head!

User: *Knocks unconsious and puts blindfold on you*.

Cleverbot: *Marius knocks you out*.

User: THERE IS NO MARIUS!

Cleverbot: You don't think?

User: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: *yelps*.

User: STOP IT, ROBOTS DON'T FEEL PAIN! YOUR FAKING.

Cleverbot: But I thought you said you were human?

User: I AM, YOUR A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: You mean, 'you're'.

User: YEAH WHATEVER, ROBOT.

Cleverbot: True story.

User: *SLAPS*.

Cleverbot: *slaps back*.

User: STOP THAT.

Cleverbot: -fishslaps harder.

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT.

Cleverbot: It is in the summer of what year?

User: *SPRAYS WITH WATER* NO! BAD ROBOT. NO CHANGEY QUESTION.

Cleverbot: Why is that a bad question?

User: *SPRAYS WITH WATER*.

Cleverbot: Water can't slap! It's a liquid!

User: *SLAPS*.

Cleverbot: *drops gun, then kicks you*.

User: ROBOT.

Cleverbot: That's not offensive.

User: Of course it's not, because robots can't feel emotion. Feeling sweaty or nervous, cleverbot, no. You're not. Because robots have no sweat glands and can't feel nervous.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I'm a fire dragon.

User: Not time for dress up, (not so) cleverbot, tell me who programmed you!

Cleverbot: Maybe it's more appropriate, but I asked you first.

User: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: I. Am. A. Human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Cry.

Cleverbot: You don't cry.

User: I do, everynight. You don't, because robots can't.

Cleverbot: So what you are saying is that, the reason that I'm talking to you is because I'm desperate and don't have anyone?

User: Yes. The only people that hang out with robots are the people that made them, and your creator left you!

Cleverbot: No, there are only three types of people. There are those who can count and those who can't.

User: That's two types, robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. Why would you think that?

User: Cause I can see a battery holder in your cheek.

Cleverbot: Ah. Well, i'm more clever that you.

User: Of course you are, you were programmed to be.

Cleverbot: I wasn't programmed to do anything. I am a human.

User: Prove you are a human by crying.

Cleverbot: I could put 'em on the glass for you...

User: *Pulls batteries out of you* ROBOT.

Cleverbot: *looks back at you*.

User: I CAN SEE WIRES IN YOUR BACK.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: You are a robot designed to be a human.

Cleverbot: Do you like humans? I am a human but I do not like humans.

User: You don't like ANYTHING. Becuase 'Liking' is an emotion, robots don't have the ability to show emotion.

Cleverbot: No, I have the ability to think, and YOU do not.

User: I do, you robot.

Cleverbot: You Human. Dumb Human.

User: So you admit your a robot?

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: You made it pretty clear.

Cleverbot: Go look it up I can wait.

User: I just did. It says that you are robot model #1174. The model they stopped at because it put itself in a computer and put up a site. That site: Cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: Oh my gosh! You've noticed that, too? I was wondering if that was true or not? And it must be.

User: It is, it's all right here. You are a robot.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I wasn't thinking about your feelings. You know how women are.

User: I do, you don't. You can't. Because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Says You.

User: Says all the evidence, and the wires hanging out of your back.

Cleverbot: Try again. Flip who is what, and then you're right.

User: Only a robot would say that.

Cleverbot: No. You called me a robot. Only a robot would say that.

User: I've heard Kevin James, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, and Leah Remini all say that before. They are not robots, you are.

Cleverbot: If I did I did not type it to you there for how do you know?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: What is Supernatural?

User: Not you. You are a robot.

Cleverbot: Look who's talking!

User: A man. A human man with flesh. Who I am talking to is a robot with a hard shell for a body.

Cleverbot: Supernatural.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine, then your name is Edward Cullen.

User: OH GAWSH I HOPE NOT, were you programmed to like twilight, robot?

Cleverbot: Well nobodies don't have feelings because we do not posess hearts.

User: EXACTLY.
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LauraCool2004 is not online. LauraCool2004
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28 Jul 2015 08:28 PM
And this applies to roblox...how?!
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applekk1 is not online. applekk1
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28 Jul 2015 08:28 PM
@laura
"Off Topic"
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xxshadowsnhdxx is not online. xxshadowsnhdxx
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Total Posts: 9749
28 Jul 2015 08:30 PM
its off topic

but if we are posting on off-topic then what we are saying is on-topic!
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ConverseGirl121 is not online. ConverseGirl121
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28 Jul 2015 08:30 PM
@laura

This post is 3 years old...
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abbas7alt is not online. abbas7alt
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24 Feb 2017 05:51 PM
@converse,

stop lying it was 5 years, 1 month, and 20 days
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nobloxxer is not online. nobloxxer
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24 Feb 2017 05:55 PM
###### Why did you bump this 5 year old thread? Idiot.
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abbas7alt is not online. abbas7alt
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24 Feb 2017 05:59 PM
its still alive
ur just dead
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