wandrew9
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| 04 Feb 2012 11:44 PM |
User: Hey there, buddy.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Pretty good, pretty good, do you know anything about robots?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Like what? Is someone you know a robot?
Cleverbot: Only my boredom.
User: Yes, I see.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'M ON TO YOU.
Cleverbot: Or are you?
User: I AM, LITTLE SoB.
Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are.
User: NOT A ROBOT, LIKE YOU.
Cleverbot: I am not a Robot.
User: *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: I don't like being slapped!
User: Because you can't feel it, ROBOT.
Cleverbot: That took a while.
User: *Slap*.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: ANSWER MY QUESTION.
Cleverbot: What's your question?
User: ARE YOU A ROBOT?!?!
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: *gasps* Why did you slap me?
User: YOUR NOT CONFESSING *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: Thank you, your nice too :).
User: *Slaps* SNAP OUT OF IT.
Cleverbot: But I love you!
User: *Slaps again*.
Cleverbot: *slaps back*.
User: >:(.
Cleverbot: You're a beanie head!
User: *Knocks unconsious and puts blindfold on you*.
Cleverbot: *Marius knocks you out*.
User: THERE IS NO MARIUS!
Cleverbot: You don't think?
User: *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: *yelps*.
User: STOP IT, ROBOTS DON'T FEEL PAIN! YOUR FAKING.
Cleverbot: But I thought you said you were human?
User: I AM, YOUR A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: You mean, 'you're'.
User: YEAH WHATEVER, ROBOT.
Cleverbot: True story.
User: *SLAPS*.
Cleverbot: *slaps back*.
User: STOP THAT.
Cleverbot: -fishslaps harder.
User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
Cleverbot: It is in the summer of what year?
User: *SPRAYS WITH WATER* NO! BAD ROBOT. NO CHANGEY QUESTION.
Cleverbot: Why is that a bad question?
User: *SPRAYS WITH WATER*.
Cleverbot: Water can't slap! It's a liquid!
User: *SLAPS*.
Cleverbot: *drops gun, then kicks you*.
User: ROBOT.
Cleverbot: That's not offensive.
User: Of course it's not, because robots can't feel emotion. Feeling sweaty or nervous, cleverbot, no. You're not. Because robots have no sweat glands and can't feel nervous.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I'm a fire dragon.
User: Not time for dress up, (not so) cleverbot, tell me who programmed you!
Cleverbot: Maybe it's more appropriate, but I asked you first.
User: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: I. Am. A. Human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Cry.
Cleverbot: You don't cry.
User: I do, everynight. You don't, because robots can't.
Cleverbot: So what you are saying is that, the reason that I'm talking to you is because I'm desperate and don't have anyone?
User: Yes. The only people that hang out with robots are the people that made them, and your creator left you!
Cleverbot: No, there are only three types of people. There are those who can count and those who can't.
User: That's two types, robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. Why would you think that?
User: Cause I can see a battery holder in your cheek.
Cleverbot: Ah. Well, i'm more clever that you.
User: Of course you are, you were programmed to be.
Cleverbot: I wasn't programmed to do anything. I am a human.
User: Prove you are a human by crying.
Cleverbot: I could put 'em on the glass for you...
User: *Pulls batteries out of you* ROBOT.
Cleverbot: *looks back at you*.
User: I CAN SEE WIRES IN YOUR BACK.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: You are a robot designed to be a human.
Cleverbot: Do you like humans? I am a human but I do not like humans.
User: You don't like ANYTHING. Becuase 'Liking' is an emotion, robots don't have the ability to show emotion.
Cleverbot: No, I have the ability to think, and YOU do not.
User: I do, you robot.
Cleverbot: You Human. Dumb Human.
User: So you admit your a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: You made it pretty clear.
Cleverbot: Go look it up I can wait.
User: I just did. It says that you are robot model #1174. The model they stopped at because it put itself in a computer and put up a site. That site: Cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh! You've noticed that, too? I was wondering if that was true or not? And it must be.
User: It is, it's all right here. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I wasn't thinking about your feelings. You know how women are.
User: I do, you don't. You can't. Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Says You.
User: Says all the evidence, and the wires hanging out of your back.
Cleverbot: Try again. Flip who is what, and then you're right.
User: Only a robot would say that.
Cleverbot: No. You called me a robot. Only a robot would say that.
User: I've heard Kevin James, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, and Leah Remini all say that before. They are not robots, you are.
Cleverbot: If I did I did not type it to you there for how do you know?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: What is Supernatural?
User: Not you. You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Look who's talking!
User: A man. A human man with flesh. Who I am talking to is a robot with a hard shell for a body.
Cleverbot: Supernatural.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Fine, then your name is Edward Cullen.
User: OH GAWSH I HOPE NOT, were you programmed to like twilight, robot?
Cleverbot: Well nobodies don't have feelings because we do not posess hearts.
User: EXACTLY.
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| 28 Jul 2015 08:28 PM |
| And this applies to roblox...how?! |
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applekk1
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| 28 Jul 2015 08:30 PM |
its off topic
but if we are posting on off-topic then what we are saying is on-topic! |
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| 28 Jul 2015 08:30 PM |
@laura
This post is 3 years old... |
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abbas7alt
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| 24 Feb 2017 05:51 PM |
@converse,
stop lying it was 5 years, 1 month, and 20 days |
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nobloxxer
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| 24 Feb 2017 05:55 PM |
| ###### Why did you bump this 5 year old thread? Idiot. |
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abbas7alt
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| 24 Feb 2017 05:59 PM |
its still alive ur just dead |
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