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| 19 Feb 2017 10:51 AM |
| I'M EATING A CANDY CANE AND IT GOT STUCK ONTO ## FILLING AND IT'S SOOO SORE OMG I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING OVER DRAMATIC BUT OUWUWH |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:12 AM |
Oh shut up
You don't know what pain is
I once got my legs sawed off with a blade
I am Swagkid1894 Emperor of RT |
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Remoseg
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:13 AM |
| i was ran over by a train wimp ####### ጎነክፕ ዪቿጠዐዪነቿ |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:17 AM |
| i jumped off the burj khalifa and SURVIVED |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:17 AM |
| XD wow ok fine guess ill die then rip |
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Exalae
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:19 AM |
| i once got hit by a train, then another train and then a car and then a plane and then some zombie dude ate ## guts and i survived |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:19 AM |
| omg chill stop pls how r u all aliiiveee aaaah |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:19 AM |
| umm exal thats so fake. planes dont exist. -.- |
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Remoseg
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:21 AM |
i lied i jumped off burj khalifa onto a train track, got ran over, then a ton of killer bees stung me
d乇ムイん イo ムレレ フ乇w丂 |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:21 AM |
I once got killed by aliens and lived
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:22 AM |
| i was thrown into a nuclear plant when i was like 3 and the impact from my body hitting it had me get flung into the pacific ocean where i survived feeding off of jellyfish and seaweed |
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Exalae
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:23 AM |
i once died and live and then died again, but lived
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:43 AM |
| If it isn't ## old nemesis incompletes there's one thing you are completely annoying to me! I am Swagkid1894 Emperor of RT |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:44 AM |
| swag literally idc about ur feelings towards me u dont matter that much XD |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:49 AM |
I hope you feel the same when I return this world to it's original form
A cold hunk of rock.
I am Swagkid1894 Emperor of RT |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:49 AM |
| it began as a big molten rock of lava omg r u thik |
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PlZAZZ
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:52 AM |
i once jumped off a bulding but god just wouldn't let me die would he?
Arrgh! Regga flebba breeka brecka smullen-ellen Mr. Krabs! Yegga hegga wallet! Dimmy middy spend! Rivy flivy diva shiva Mr. Krabs Wallet! |
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| 19 Feb 2017 11:52 AM |
| it's ok god will kill us all one day |
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| 19 Feb 2017 12:07 PM |
| ### chomps on hard candies anyway? i don't even do that, in fear of dental injuries. |
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| 19 Feb 2017 12:09 PM |
| did any of u meet god if he's real and u die again can u put a good word in for me pls |
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| 19 Feb 2017 12:10 PM |
i died 8 times i have 61 lives left now thumbs up if you got that reference :^)))) oh wait, you can't thumbs up.
Hey, they added a signature bar! That's cool. |
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