Eltork
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| 08 Feb 2017 08:40 PM |
Hello! If you're interested in being my friend then please follow these steps: -Read the rules -Answer the questions -Follow me to message me (and once you've followed me don't unfollow because I'm trying to be popular)
Okay so, here are the rules: #1 Laugh at all my jokes. I have a very apathetic humor so you need to be really good at detecting my sarcasm. #2 Love everything I love. Even if you don't love it my taste is better than yours. Trust me. #3 Hate everything I hate. Again, my taste is better than yours. Trust me. #4 Have a good taste in memes. If you show me one bad meme then our friendship is over. #5 Laugh at all my jokes. Again, this is really important. #6 Join any group I join. And no, I won't join any group you join. #7 Idolize me but don't make it look like you're idolizing me. I don't like fanatics. #8 Although we may seem equal, respect me as if I were your superior (I like authority). #9 I'm always right. Even if I'm wrong and you're right then you're wrong and I'm right. #10 Don't ask me for money but give me money when I ask for it. I think that's fair. #11 Don't make fun of my narcissistic disorder.
Now answer these few questions:
Will you be willing to give me a high rank in your groups? (If you say "If you give me a high rank in yours" then let me tell you, bub, that's a wrong answer)
What group experience do you have? (I need to know so I can compare my online success to yours)
Favorite bands? (Mine are the Rolling Stones, Imagine Dragons, Smash Mouth, and a little bit of Insane Clown Posse)
Favorite toppings on a pizza? (It better include pepperoni and cheese)
Do you like tickles? (I love them)
What's your opinion on the Dakota access pipeline?
Bernie would have won. (Not a question but I just need to make that clear) |
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Night561
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Zeyricus
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Lyphie
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| 08 Feb 2017 08:42 PM |
What is this even. "Idolize me" "Don't make fun of my disorder" "Laugh at all my jokes" BAIT? I THINK SO
Our #st amendment ###### are ##### violated. |
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| 08 Feb 2017 08:43 PM |
I don't want friends.
I reject your reality and substitute my own. |
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ee41
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| 08 Feb 2017 08:46 PM |
It's 2:50 am, help me
Will you be willing to give me a high rank in your groups? (If you say "If you give me a high rank in yours" then let me tell you, bub, that's a wrong answer): ok
What group experience do you have? (I need to know so I can compare my online success to yours): I joined you and got L5 I guess that counts for something
Favorite bands? (Mine are the Rolling Stones, Imagine Dragons, Smash Mouth, and a little bit of Insane Clown Posse): rolling stones is good
Favorite toppings on a pizza? (It better include pepperoni and cheese): pepperoni and cheese is amazing
Do you like tickles? (I love them): tickles are incredible
What's your opinion on the Dakota access pipeline?: Honestly I feel like this is a moot point, since there are other pipes already there and the pipe goes further underground then any other of the currently present pipes so there is little reason to protest as it does nothing to effect the environment nor the view.
Bernie would have won. (Not a question but I just need to make that clear): the Disney Princess was the best candidate
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| 08 Feb 2017 08:52 PM |
| How is cheese a pizza topping? Cheese is a staple in pizza and idk about having cheese on top of cheese when you could've had the cheese mixed in the first place |
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Eltork
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| 08 Feb 2017 08:53 PM |
| You can order pizza with no cheese. The sauce is considered the staple really. |
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| 09 Feb 2017 04:34 PM |
Ok so interested and im gonna start
I have military and other s C p F group experience (high class in all of them)
I dont own any groups but i can give you the applications i made XD
I like Guns and Roses
I like a white pizza (all different types of cheese)
Tickles r lit
I think the Dakota access pipeline is gonna blow
He would of won but he kinda got burned!
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Woolie28
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| 10 Feb 2017 01:53 PM |
| sir how do I take the test. |
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Sixzes
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| 10 Feb 2017 02:01 PM |
"Bernie would have won." Too bad he didnt
1 up! |
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jl0905
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kaan4550
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| 10 Feb 2017 03:21 PM |
i dont wanna be friends with an idiot thanks.
http://www.roblox.com/library/283241625/NPC3 |
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Bakyl
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:18 PM |
Did you mean to say friend, or Sycophant?
le chaud, c'est chill |
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:19 PM |
Nobody wants to be your friend... Just make friends normally, this is weird.. |
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:19 PM |
i can't tell if this is honest bait or someone trying so hard to be cool that people have to "idolize" him in the exact way he does to be their "friend"
wait, that's not a friend
Construction for destruction. r+://236966376 |
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:21 PM |
| mr eldork sir can i plz be free rank in your scp group |
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Kreolz
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:22 PM |
Eltork, Friendship is not something one controls, it is an unbreakable bond between 2 people. You never have and never will amount to anything. You disgust me in every single way. You think everything revolves around you. You're so self-centered you don't even realize how idiotic you sound. So please, I ask you, do something productive in your life. Stop trying to be good or great. You've already lost your chance.
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ArcModel
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| Joined: 19 Jan 2016 |
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:22 PM |
ur coat is ugly!!1 ur SCP is bad well, bernie shouldnt won ur a guy who got no life who tf even has an app for his friends wth is this noob u got that nice as mask but you make it worse you can stop telling people to worship u cuz no 1 will u n00b
roasted n0b |
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ArcModel
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| Joined: 19 Jan 2016 |
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:23 PM |
can I get free rank in ur scp i was level-7 in one scp trust me i pro contianmenter sir
go peperoni piza |
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| 10 Feb 2017 04:24 PM |
what is this thread
GIRLpuppy145 |
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