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Re: Shrek script fist few minutes, flawless.

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31 Jan 2017 06:52 PM
Shrek Script
{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could onlybe broken by love's first #####ss.She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathingdragon.Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,but non prevailShe waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallesttower for her true love and true love's first #####ss.{Laughing}Like that's ever gonna happen.{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}What a load of -Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadThe years start comin' and they don't stop comin'Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'Didn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with takin' the backstreetsYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowH now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get ####### all that glitters is goldOnly shootin'in' stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now but wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is gettin' pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fireHow 'bout yoursThat's the way I like it and I'll never get boredHey, now, you're an all-star{Shouting}Get your game on, go playH now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paid####### that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold{Belches}Go!Go!{Record Scratching}Go. Go.Go.Hey, now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get ####### all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the ########## #### in there?re?-All right. Let's get it!-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.{Laughs}-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.Now, ogres - - They're much worse.They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.-No!-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!Actually, it's quite good on toast.-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!{Gasping}-Right.{Roaring}{Shouting}{Roaring}{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.{Gasping}{Laughs}{Laughing} And stay out!"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."{Sighs}{Man's voice} All rig This one's ########## ## away!{Gasps}-Move it along. Come on! Get up!-Next!-Give me that! Your flying days are over.er.That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!-Get up! Come on!-Twenty pieces.{Thudding}-Sit down there!-Keep quiet!{Crying}-This cage is too small.-Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!-Oh, shut up.-Oh!-Next!-What have you got?-This little wooden puppet.-I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.-Father, please! Don't let them do this!-Help me!-Next! What have you got?-Well, I've got a talking donkey.{Grunts}
-Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.-Oh, go ahead, little fella.-Well?-Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - --That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.-Get her out of my sight.-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!{Gasps}-Hey! I can fly!-He can fly!-He can fly!-He can talk!-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superflybut I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!Oh-oh.{Grunts}-Seize him!-After him! He's getting away!{Grunts, Gasps}{Man}-Get him! This w Turn!-You there. ############# the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both underarrestand transport you to a designated........ resettlement facility.-Oh, really? You and what army?{Gasps, Whimpering}{Chuckles}-Can I say something to you?-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here.Incredible!Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!-Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was greatback here? Those guards!They thought they was all of th Then you showed up, and bam! Theywas trippin' over themselves like ##### in the woods. That really mademe feel good to see that.at.-Oh, that's great. Really.-Man, it's good to be free.-Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?Hmm?-But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there bymyself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spitout of anybody that crosses us.{Roaring}-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if thatdon't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause youdefinitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - -{Mumbling}Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my
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